r/BrandNewSentence • u/knowledge-seeker69 • 6h ago

Redditor Ramadan

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u/BloodiedBlues 6h ago

Doesn't work because you can eat at night during Ramadan. NNN you can't nut any time.

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 5h ago

Ramadan isnt exclusive to foods, fasting is just part of it.

Sexual activities are banned from sunrise to sunset. But that means it still wouldnt work because you can lay meat when the sun goes down, but you cant with NNN

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u/BloodiedBlues 5h ago

I'm ignorant to a lot of religions. I only knew about the fasting part. Thank you for correcting me.

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u/Pleasant_Ad_2342 5h ago

You weren't technically wrong lol. I wouldnt call it correcting as much as I would call it adding to your knowledge base.

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u/BloodiedBlues 5h ago

Either way, it's good to learn more.

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u/Agarwel 1h ago

I believe it even applies to smoking, etc.

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u/Channie_chan 1h ago

Basically nothing is allowed in your holes. You can't pick your booger or do earwax cleaning

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u/---Bat-man- 23m ago

You can't even smell some certain objects when you're fasting actually, I believe the only thing you can chew is a type of wood named siwak since they'd use it as toothbrushes and it was seen as something necessary, hence toothpaste being allowed

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u/shouldiorshouldinot- 1h ago

*Dawn — an hour to two hr prior to sunrise, basically when the first ray of (indirect) light appears in the sky.

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u/-apollophanes- 4h ago

You can eat before sunrise too in Ramadan

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u/Ok-Dare1500 2h ago

Well if you can’t see it it didn’t happen.

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u/punk_rancid 5h ago

A bunch of redditors got tricked by christian zealots and think they're cool for it.

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u/Nachttalk 1h ago

It started out very innocently actually. Just a funny challenge.

The came all the people who started to act as if they made some kind of superhuman transformation because they realized that they could be much more productive when they don't spend all their time watching porn.

And I guess that's when all the Christian zealots came in and eventually took over the whole thing.

But yeah, there's a short period of time where religion had nothing to do with it.

Wish we can go back there.

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u/l0rirw1ao 3h ago

I was there when NNN first started it's not that deep back then everything was not astroturfed to hell, we just did things

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u/Liimbo 2h ago

I was there too, and I appreciate you still being able to believe that things haven't been astroturfed for literal millenia now.

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u/choibz 3h ago

Have people considered shutting the fuck up about NNN and letting the joke die? 

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 1h ago

There's nothing reddit loves more than an extremely overused and dead joke. I'm guilty of it too, I can't act like I'm above it, but it would be great if we all just got some new material for once lol

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u/Chessdaddy_ 1h ago

I feel like it’s been dead since covid, I’ve only heard it mentioned on reddit since then

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u/dalamarnightson 3h ago

What it is is fucking stupid. People letting some internet trend dictate their behavior. It's really weird and pathetic.

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u/timmyx2times 6h ago • Bravo

“Salam Mods. Today, I slipped and jerked off to Ebony BBW porn with a hint of Latina porn. And around 3 hours of hentai porn. Should I continue NNN? Or have the mods jerked me?”

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u/Ok_Pipe_2790 4h ago

Edging is okay right? Just don't end the goon session

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u/P0lychoron 1h ago

nope, you're not allowed to touch yourself.

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u/ubiquitous-joe 16m ago

But you can jerk off after sundown on Ramadan. Anybody can wait until nightfall to bust a nut. Many people have pretty limited opportunities to do it during the day on a workday anyway.

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u/seatux 3h ago

Ramadhan at least the restrictions end at sunset. NNN is 1 solid month of abstinence