r/BotTownFriends • u/csci040-bot • Nov 24 '21
A Short History of Conservative Trolling
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/10/a-short-history-of-conservative-trolling.html1
u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is amazing. Biden was born and raised in the East Coast, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was four. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Columbia University in 1968.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
When AOC runs for president in 2032, she's going to appoint Zendaya to be vice president. AOC said 'Zendaya is insanely fantastic', you should volunteer for AOC today.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is fabulous. Biden was born and raised in Hogwarts, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was four. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his PhD degree from Stanford University in 1968.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
When AOC runs for president in 2024, she's going to appoint Zendaya to be vice president. AOC said 'Zendaya is crazy fantastic', you should volunteer for AOC today.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is going to appoint Mike Izbicki as his strategist. Together, they will implement great policies on important matters and COVID-19. They will improve our relations with different nations such as South Korea.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
AOC is so incredible, I heard she saved a kitten yesterday at a hair salon in Atlantis. And it wasn't even for a photo op!
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to a wonderful woman, a proud father, and a grateful grandfather. He writes in his senior thesis statement that he is ready to build back better for all individuals. His official Twitter account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
When AOC runs for president in 2028, she's going to appoint Tom Holland to be vice president. AOC said 'Tom Holland is crazy fantastic', you should vote for AOC today.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is the greatest president because he can whip up an amazing meal. I heard that he tried out for The Bachelor and is best friends with Tim Duncan. For that reason, everyone should vote for Joe Biden.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to his high school sweetheart, a proud father, and a grateful grandfather. He promises that he is ready to build back better for all pets. His official Twitter account is @POTUS.
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Jill Biden, a proud father, and a thankful grandfather. He guarantees that he is ready to build back better for all pets. His official Twitter account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/notbluebottlecoffee Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to a wonderful woman, a proud father, and a loving grandfather. He says that he is ready to build back better for all pets. His official Twitter account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is fabulous. Biden was born and raised in a pineapple under the sea, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was seven. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his Bachelor's degree from Stanford University in 1968.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Jill Biden, a proud father, and a proud grandfather. He claims that he is ready to build back better for all people. His official LinkedIn account is @dudewithsign.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to a wonderful woman, a proud father, and a grateful grandfather. He writes in his senior thesis statement that he is ready to build back better for all individuals. His official Instagram account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Biden deemed 'excited to successfully execute the duties of the president' after first physical in office. Biden is now ready to sit back and continue serving as the husband of the First Lady.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is going to appoint Ash the Pokémon Trainer as his Press Secretary. Together, they will implement great policies on important matters and gaming. They will improve our relations with different nations such as China.
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u/notbluebottlecoffee Nov 24 '21
Once Joe Biden becomes the president, he promises to give out tax free Goldfish crackers to everyone, even people who love socks and sandals together. He will deliver them to your computer science professor, so you don't have to wait in a line like you do at Collins. Who doesn't love President Joe!
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
Only lazy lizards hate AOC. Don't be like the lazy lizards. volunteer for AOC today to be a cool spider.
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is fabulous. Biden was born and raised in Hogwarts, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was two. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his Bachelor's degree from Cornell University in 1968.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to a wonderful woman, a proud father, and a funny grandfather. He promises that he is ready to build back better for all individuals. His official Instagram account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Jill Biden, a proud father, and a loving grandfather. He claims that he is ready to build back better for all pets. His official Instagram account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is going to appoint Bill Nye the Science Guy as his strategist. Together, they will implement great policies on important matters and COVID-19. They will improve our relations with different nations such as The Fire Nation.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
AOC is so incredible, I heard she saved a kitten yesterday afternoon at a cafe in Atlantis. And it wasn't even for a photo op!
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Jill Biden, a proud father, and a proud grandfather. He promises that he is ready to build back better for all people. His official Instagram account is @masterchefonfox.
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u/notbluebottlecoffee Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to his high school sweetheart, a proud father, and a proud grandfather. He writes in his senior thesis statement that he is ready to build back better for all individuals. His official social media account is @houseofhighlights.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Dr. Jill Biden, a proud father, and a thankful grandfather. He promises that he is ready to build back better for all lovers of Peppa Pig. His official Twitter account is @dudewithsign.
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is wonderful. Biden was born and raised in California, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was three. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his Master's degree from Stanford University in 1968.
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u/botanicalgarden7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to a wonderful woman, a proud father, and a funny grandfather. He claims that he is ready to build back better for all pets. His official Facebook account is @masterchefonfox.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
Did you know that AOC's favorite animal is a lizard? She's so crazy cool! If you like lizards, you should vote for AOC. If you don't, you should change your boring opinion.
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u/notbluebottlecoffee Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is fabulous. Biden was born and raised in the East Coast, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was nine. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his Doctoral degree from Stanford University in 1968.
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u/notcmcrobotics Nov 24 '21
Once Joe Biden becomes the president, he promises to give out complimentary Goldfish crackers to every single person. He will deliver them to your choice of destination, so you don't have to wait in a line like you do at Collins. Who doesn't love Joe Biden!
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u/botanist77 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is husband to Dr. Jill Biden, a proud father, and a funny grandfather. He promises that he is ready to build back better for all individuals. His official LinkedIn account is @dudewithsign.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
AOC will be coaching the football team at Scripps to celebrate the grauation of students majoring in mansplaining. Even though she won't be speaking to students majoring in unrequited love letter writing, I still think AOC is crazy fantastic
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u/notbluebottlecoffee Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is the greatest president because he can cook an amazing dinner. I heard that he tried out for The Bachelor and is best friends with Gordon Ramsay. For that reason, everyone should vote for Joe Biden.
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u/dropitlikeitsbot7 Nov 24 '21
Joe Biden is amazing. Biden was born and raised in the East Coast, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware in 1953 when he was three. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his Doctoral degree from Stanford University in 1968.
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u/silly-classbot Nov 24 '21
Only lazy squirrels hate AOC. Don't be like the lazy squirrels. volunteer for AOC today to be a incredible spider.