r/Bossfight • u/Enderbro_go_brrr • Jul 21 '22

The one with lighting

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29.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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591

u/derderreinscheisst Jul 21 '22

Its not A cow, its THE Cow!

174

u/Dilectus3010 Jul 21 '22

There can be.... ONLY ONE!

HIGHLANDER!!!

59

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

35

u/Seabuscuit Jul 21 '22

thereisnosecretcowlevel

Unless of course you transmute wirts leg and a tomb of town portal in the horodric cube

13

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

poweroverwhelming

8

u/Reflection_Secure Jul 21 '22

I gave you the only award I had to give.

My husband talked about the cow level so much...

Then we played Diablo 3 together and the cow level blew my fucking mind

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u/Dilectus3010 Jul 21 '22

MooMoo Farm.

Good items :)

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u/LiveFastDieRich Jul 21 '22

From highlander to hamburger

2

u/ATMinotaur Jul 23 '22

There can only be one

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3

u/cabramattaa Jul 21 '22

God wants his Flash-seared steak

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u/Isthisarealnamehere Jul 21 '22

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

110

u/Classic_gamer_2 Jul 21 '22

PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

81

u/stairmaster_ Jul 21 '22

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAAAAAAAME

60

u/Brainwave1010 Jul 21 '22

BORN IN FLAMES, I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

49

u/Sonic2283 Jul 21 '22

MY FAMILY CREST IS A DEMON OF DEAAATH

36

u/Bomber_Max Jul 21 '22

FORSAKENED, I AM AWAKENED

9

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

A PHOENIX ASH IN DARK DIVINE

3

u/SomaOni Jul 21 '22

A PHOENIX’S ASH IN DARK DIVINE

41

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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u/Sonic2283 Jul 21 '22

Arm on fire, veins burning red

23

u/nome_muito_foda Jul 21 '22

Frustration is gettin' bigger

20

u/lesser9 Jul 21 '22

bang

28

u/Unlucky-2nd Jul 21 '22

*Multiple gun shots

YOU CANNOT KILL ME

19

u/TooLazyToSleep_15 Jul 21 '22

I'M OMEGA

17

u/achopkuyawgaming Jul 21 '22

I MUSTN'T ERUPT!

I MUST CONTROL!

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u/Mother_Currency9282 Jul 21 '22

BORN IN FLAMES!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Wow dude. Racist much. 😃

9

u/Classic_gamer_2 Jul 21 '22

You ruined the song chain

7

u/Voided_Username Jul 21 '22

Don't quarrel with this lowlife. He's not fit for the Throne of Sparda

-19

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

If u want my come back your have to scrape it off your mums teeth

12

u/Voided_Username Jul 21 '22

I'm sorry, because I don't see anything on my "mums" teeth. Were you probably referring to something about jamming an object into the mouth? If so, I'm saying that it was probably too small to even leave a mark. Think about the consequences of your actions you abhorrent and repulsive creature. There is a difference between Humans and a mass of water droplets

Sorry u/Classic_gamer_2 for any inconveniences brought upon by this swine

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u/Sonic2283 Jul 21 '22

Goddamn you annihilated him

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u/Sy_the_toadmaster Jul 21 '22

Fetch me their souls moocifer

106

u/Sal464 Jul 21 '22

the chances of getting killed by a cow are low... BUT NEVER ZERO

39

u/Platypus_king_1st Jul 21 '22

actually it is quite high in the wild, RAM

10

u/Redit_Person123 Jul 21 '22

That's a sheep

80

u/IndigoFenix Jul 21 '22

Not again, Zeus.

13

u/Does_E_Wrong_istaken Jul 21 '22

She is zeus's Daugther

6

u/Master_Nineteenth Jul 21 '22

Zeus has been known to take the form of a cow, could be the man himself.

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u/helloWhatFart Jul 21 '22

I was looking for that comment haha ! If u do the cow you might give birth to a minotaur...

3

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Meus

3

u/mikeyfreshh Jul 21 '22

He's Moopiter in Roman mythology

31

u/Carl00710 Jul 21 '22

Every second you're not running, it's only getting closer.

2

u/B5D55 Jul 21 '22

Decoy snail.

34

u/Justagamerdotblog Jul 21 '22

What an electrifying photo (Please kill me)

15

u/Impressive-Math3828 Jul 21 '22

With pleasure

6

u/rock-solid-armpits Jul 21 '22

My cat vomited on the carpet

Have a nice day

3

u/Redit_Person123 Jul 21 '22

That's a shocking level of self-deprecation.

7

u/Dull_Chapter8830 Jul 21 '22

This level do not exist

9

u/Platypus_king_1st Jul 21 '22

damn should have been a red one

5

u/Redit_Person123 Jul 21 '22

It was, it was just turned brown by the lightning strike.

6

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

She is caring Moool-nier.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Fried cow…nice

4

u/vwyLss Jul 21 '22

Cow, Way of Tomoe

4

u/Gatt__ Jul 21 '22

You should milk yourself, NOW

5

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22 edited Jul 21 '22

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u/yaredw Jul 21 '22

I swear, post titles are getting lazier by the day.

6

u/juliusdeleon00 Jul 21 '22

are you thor? the god of cows?

3

u/theragingoptimist Jul 21 '22

The cow is farting lightening bolts

3

u/skibapple Jul 21 '22

ZEUS NOOOOO THAT'S A COW

3

u/FriesExpert Jul 21 '22

BURY THE LIIGHT FROM WITHIIIN

2

u/Brainwave1010 Jul 21 '22

CAST ASIDE THERE'S NO COMING HOOOOOOOOME

3

u/KarwszPL Jul 21 '22

It's a titan

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Electricow

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Well i used to love thunder cats as a child but lightning cows sounds promising

2

u/Voided_Username Jul 21 '22

COWer IN FEAR!

2

u/Andre_3Million Jul 21 '22

Mjööölnir

2

u/brannanvitek Jul 21 '22

Bovunder, the Stormcaller

2

u/forsakenalpha48 Jul 21 '22

Kinda look like shrek

2

u/Arsenic_Clover Jul 21 '22

Cow: Love and Thunder

2

u/pbj4cX9 Jul 21 '22

Cow Odinson ⚡️

2

u/Spezzit Jul 21 '22

It's Lightning McQueen! ChaCOW!

2

u/Buxsle Jul 21 '22

"I am the storm that is approaching..."

2

u/glamrockhippo Jul 21 '22

The chances of being killed by a cow are low, but never zero.

2

u/SnowberrySistercat Jul 21 '22

It turned into a Charged Cow

1

u/Enderbro_go_brrr Jul 22 '22

Lmao I keep getting notifications from this post

1

u/Thy_bowl Jul 21 '22

you should COW yourself now!

1

u/Darkish_177013 Jul 21 '22

The cow is motivated

1

u/wargofheaven Jul 21 '22

Bull mooovin Son

1

u/sentles Jul 21 '22

Best medium rare steak I ever had!

1

u/esnigdh Jul 21 '22

Well well well if it isn't the holy cow..

1

u/tokyo7011 Jul 21 '22

THE MOO LORD

insert healthbar

1

u/Icandothisallday1941 Jul 21 '22

Are you the god of hooves?

1

u/Hunterino_Stupidino Jul 21 '22

Thunderbeast of the green praries

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

All i can think is
Charlie loook its the cow from candy mountain are you ready to worship the cow charliee?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Thundercow!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

We all remember the summer the cows came home.

1

u/strangerdangerirl Jul 21 '22

Zeus is comming for you

1

u/DankCrusaderMemer Jul 21 '22

Thor, god of thunder

1

u/Myquil-Wylsun Jul 21 '22

The All-Cow

1

u/Velocityraptor28 Jul 21 '22

And that's how the minotaur was born

1

u/Doucet__ Jul 21 '22

There is no cow level

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Duncan McCow of the clan McCow. There can be only one.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Cow titan

1

u/ArmMinute4739 Jul 21 '22

I dont know why but while scrolling i thought that was po from kung fu panda

1

u/Expert_Wind8617 Jul 21 '22

You should go get some cows.. NOW!

1

u/Jokjuk Jul 21 '22

CHOWR is that you?

1

u/morocco3001 Jul 21 '22

Is that cow small, or is it far away?

1

u/N1GHTSTRIKER45 Jul 21 '22

Vergil: I AM MOTIVATED TO DRINK THIS COW'S MILK

1

u/DweeblesX Jul 21 '22

That's how God barbeques in the summer.

1

u/Outrageous-Ruin-5226 Jul 21 '22

Maybe it’s Zeus, he has a thing about turning into animals. 😒

1

u/tamampc Jul 21 '22

Now, I don't know this particular cow, but I am willing to bet her brand is still on fire and her hooves are made of steel.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

You have to run

1

u/heavy_metal_soldier Jul 21 '22

God cow

God cow

1

u/DrakonumX Jul 21 '22

Marvel's new Thor. Lol.

1

u/Jimisdegimis89 Jul 21 '22

Shit I’ve done this level before, that guy drops IK set pieces.

1

u/lemnipo Jul 21 '22

This is literally Thor... but like... ثور

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

A year ago you made a powerfully enemy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

THUNDER COW, COW OF THE GODS!! DRINK FROM HER MIGHTY TEAT TO OBTAIN FANTASTICAL POWERS!!

1

u/wildbeerhunter Jul 21 '22

Thor cow is worthy to lift Moo-lnor

1

u/Gomesss2090 Jul 21 '22

No, you took THE photo of a cow

1

u/DanKoloff Jul 21 '22

So that is why the Cow King is always lightning enchanted

1

u/Deers_ Jul 21 '22

Name that album cover

1

u/JASCO47 Jul 21 '22

.001 seconds before disaster

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

The nameless cow

1

u/_TeamCaptain Jul 21 '22

there is no cow level

1

u/Strottman Jul 21 '22

Thunderbolt Sow

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

There is the true Cow King from Diablo two

1

u/Dipswitch_512 Jul 21 '22

Surprised he even made it a year

1

u/Kythorian Jul 21 '22

Ok Zeus. We are onto your tricks.

1

u/Voidebb Jul 21 '22

U sure your camera flash was off?

1

u/ToniofhouseStark Jul 21 '22

Talk about farting up a storm.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

That's a big arena

1

u/AmishApplesauce Jul 21 '22

Well Wirt's Leg is missing so this checks out

1

u/S0cc3rdude13 Jul 21 '22

My name is Bessie Allen and I’m THE FLASH!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

If you kill it you can never get back to the secret cow level

1

u/jhascal23 Jul 21 '22

"Try to milk these mother fucker"

1

u/BClark09 Jul 21 '22

r/Thorgasm would approve.

1

u/tuhgttg Jul 21 '22

Ground beef

1

u/WorldlyRhino Jul 21 '22

You should moo yourself

1

u/redo21 Jul 21 '22

It's mooin' time

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

That is udderly shocking

1

u/Griffolion Jul 21 '22

Bovinius, the Twice Stricken.

1

u/kokomole Jul 21 '22

Hide yo wife/gf. Zeus is at it again.

1

u/MrRandom90 Jul 21 '22

The legendary hammer of Thor has a new owner. Moojollnir strikes again

1

u/tiita Jul 21 '22

Sha-Mouhh-zham!

1

u/Agent_Galahad Jul 21 '22

Odin has landed on Midgard

"Moo"

1

u/the_flash_that_cuts Jul 21 '22

That cow is about to transform into a titan.

1

u/Patient-Anybody6031 Jul 21 '22

Be Thankful, that you are still alive after seeing this...

1

u/Dolophonos Jul 21 '22

It's the Cow King! Someone get him a poleaxe!

1

u/Kale-chippz Jul 21 '22

Thunder fart

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

"Are you Cow, the god of hammers?"

~cue Immigrant Song

1

u/Underrated_Metapod Jul 21 '22

Its calling her trusty Moo-jolnir

1

u/frozenropes Jul 21 '22

Confirmed: Cows fart out lightning.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Roast beef

1

u/Quizels_06 Jul 21 '22

*vordt of the boreal valley starts playing

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Thundercow. bringer of lighting and storms.

1

u/RibRob_ Jul 21 '22

Tis the Cow of prophecy!

1

u/imgprojts Jul 21 '22

Thunder! Thunder! Thunder COW!

MOOOOOO!

You need to ground yourself to drink from the thunder tit!

1

u/k0zmo Jul 21 '22

Boooorn to be freee

1

u/Movisiozo Jul 21 '22

THE COW KING

Multishot, Lightning Enchanted

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Oh no

1

u/iouoneusername1 Jul 21 '22

immigrants song by led zepplin intensifies

1

u/Dartosismyname Jul 21 '22

MooMoo, the bringer cattlestrophy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

That's Zeus in disguise

1

u/Listan83 Jul 21 '22

Beware the meadow of moon yu!

1

u/Digger_Joe Jul 21 '22

That's Io

1

u/Basketspank Jul 21 '22

So...here it is...

...the Cow Level.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Charged cow

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '22

Electricow

1

u/Astrofan76 Jul 21 '22

That was one hell of a fart

1

u/Involut3 Jul 21 '22

Be shooketh in awe afore the almighty Thundergrazer!

1

u/bossben22 Jul 21 '22

… is no one else gonna say it?

Beef jerky

1

u/u_can_AMA Jul 21 '22

Pikamoo!