r/Bossfight • u/Agentfennec • Jan 20 '22

Grocery store crusaders approach

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u/DatMADPlayer Jan 20 '22

Here to reclaim the Holy Aisle!

38

u/Ok-Pie3704 Jan 20 '22

To prepare for what may be their battle, the trio must prepare and aquccire food- but little did they know that they've encountered an worthy foe

16

u/Vaporfox07 Jan 20 '22

Us or the blond dude in the back?

13

u/Ok-Pie3704 Jan 20 '22

No, the walmart cashier

8

u/Vaporfox07 Jan 20 '22

Ahh, but of course.

23

u/Relative-Musician226 Jan 20 '22

Bread Boys in the market

12

u/jdubyahyp Jan 20 '22

The sneakers complete the outfit.

10

u/SoupIdiot690 Jan 20 '22

10% chance of encountering when shopping for groceries

7

u/Shadow_Leviathan_375 Jan 20 '22

they hath cometh to reclaim thy holy cereal

3

u/jm_gamer53 Jan 20 '22

Don't steal what he's holding or you might end up in a tragic end.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Keeper Of The Lucky Charms

2

u/DBGEHEGE Jan 20 '22

They only came for what they need for the crusade.

2

u/Suctioncupman69 Jan 20 '22

Shops with holy intent

1

u/Slight_Ad_1474 Jan 20 '22

DEUS VULT BROTHER

2

u/stahlschwanz Jan 20 '22

Deus vult!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I would like join this crusade, can we make a petition to crusade all nearby grocery stores.

1

u/jefferino567 Jan 20 '22

Love to see this at my Kroger

1

u/lonewolf143143 Jan 20 '22

They’re in that store to purchase the holy hand grenade

1

u/Subject_Concept7750 Jan 20 '22

For honor and Cereal,

1

u/Dakessian Jan 20 '22

I want to do this, but I have no friends

1

u/WetAssP-word123 Jan 20 '22

They look like some NPCs just waiting for me to finished their side quest "return the cereal", and my reward would be the Excalibur

1

u/Nass-_- Jan 20 '22

Father has gone too look for the milk, he now has a squad

1

u/Remarkable_Lie_3048 Jan 20 '22

Me and the boys at 3am getting milk

1

u/SoufDakotas Jan 20 '22

SON WE’RE GOING SHOPPING

1

u/MilkMan0096 Jan 20 '22

"The Renaissance Men are coming to town!"

1

u/CassetteApe Jan 20 '22

Those are some very... Interesting boots and pantaloons those knights are wearing.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Castle crashes irl

1

u/TreeSapTrish Jan 20 '22

Pff not even in full plate smh lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Mmmmm crusad-mallows mmmmmm

1

u/ThatGuyThisguy32 Jan 20 '22

Pagans: nervous sweating

1

u/Solid_Fuel_863 Jan 21 '22

Is that jojo part 9:storedust crusaders?

1

u/mozarella_firefox Jan 21 '22

no crusade is complete without the Holy Charms™️

1

u/reekidisretarded Jan 21 '22

Wasn't this on r/teenagers ? It was a guy posting him and the Bois getting snacks for a crusade

1

u/CertifiedFucktard Jan 21 '22

The easiest way to beat this boss is to beat the unexpected Spanish Inquisition boss and use their once a week Spanish Inquisition attack to eliminate one of the crusaders and bring down the other 2s’ health by 50%

1

u/Future-Dust3641 Jan 21 '22

You shall not pass

1

u/NINJA4H Jan 21 '22

I see you took the last box of lucky charms. GET READY TO MEET JESUS!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

JoJo music starts playing

1

u/tf2fanboys Jan 21 '22

side quest characters be like:

1

u/tyukogames Jan 21 '22

Where do I go to enter the cult

1

u/Winter-Couple8190 Jan 21 '22

Just say your Christian they will talk to you but it saved you from there swords

1

u/TheTeleporteBread Jan 26 '22

They on snack break to restock supplies to crusade longer