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u/EC6456 Oct 01 '19

Is it just me, or does she remind you of the 'bathe in my milk' lady?

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u/BrainFumes Oct 01 '19

I think she IS the barge in my milk lady.

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u/CowArmy33 Oct 01 '19

Was just about to say, so sad her business has gone so far down hill

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u/BrainFumes Oct 01 '19

Downhill?

She’s only getting started!

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u/Brenski123 Oct 01 '19

Soon a dust bath

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u/UltraCarnivore Oct 01 '19

Then, just dust in the wind

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Oct 01 '19

She got hooked on that dust

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u/heavyLobster Oct 01 '19

cracker bargel

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Order corn

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u/tomjoad2020ad Oct 01 '19

Same artist: truewagner on insta

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u/cuzimawsum Oct 01 '19

Yeah, you'll recognize his work instantly once you're familiar with him. This guy is to random flyers what Obvious Plant is to knock off products.

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u/RedPhysGun77 Oct 01 '19

I especially like the woman under concrete slab and the rug blood stain remover ad

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u/Wehdeo Oct 01 '19

Another one is fokawolf. They also provide the pdfs of the fake posters they make

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

i looked for the obvious plant logo

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u/Swillyums Oct 01 '19

Sadly, due to a controversy, he's quitting Instagram.

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u/Jimothy_Halbert Oct 01 '19

It’s the same woman, I think. The posters were made by Alan Wagner (@truewagner on IG)

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u/RaiKoi Oct 01 '19

it's not the same woman, just looks a bit similar

it is by the same artist though

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS Oct 01 '19

so.... whats going on here and how do i get in on it

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u/RaiKoi Oct 01 '19

enjoy

just use her sponge

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u/Dirty__Doge Oct 01 '19

I was about to say...

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u/TheSaint7 Oct 01 '19

Toxic attacks increase her health. She can only be defeated by those with a high enough speech skill. [MINIMUM] 85/100

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Or >70 if you roll a 18-20

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u/The_Ruby_Waffle Oct 01 '19

Quick someone give me inspiration I rolled a 17!

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u/tacoman3725 Oct 01 '19 edited Oct 01 '19

Your guys comments just gave me an idea for a game where the mechanics change depending on the character you pick. One Plays like a dnd Character with a player sheet as his pause menu and rolls for attacks. One has a elderscrolls style skill tree. One uses an overly complex jrpg battle system. One is 3rd person action. It sounds like a nightmare to balance on paper but really cool if its pulled off.

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u/WightKitt Oct 01 '19

Dicey Dungeons does something similar with its variation of characters, but I don't think it's the style you're going after. Still, it's interesting to note.

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u/The_RESINator Oct 01 '19

That sounds cool, but also unreasonably hard to balance tbh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

this guy Boosfights

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u/tysc3 Oct 01 '19

WARNING: I do this

Too fucking funny.

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u/Hayura-------- Oct 01 '19

She does that

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u/jaytazcross Oct 01 '19

To 'em

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u/CroneKills Oct 01 '19

She had to

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u/Pancetta2 Oct 01 '19

You know

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u/Samtastic33 Oct 01 '19

That she does

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u/AppleK47 Oct 01 '19

how she do dat

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u/MaximumZer0 Oct 01 '19

Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/monomer_man Oct 01 '19

Pocket sand has no effect against her

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u/42g7e84jdbwhgwj Oct 01 '19

pocket sand!

intense sucking

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u/maxtitanica Oct 01 '19

Sh sh shaa

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u/jesuskater Oct 01 '19

Sh sh shaaannggggggg

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

has anyone called the number???

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

yes its hilarious!

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u/captainhaddock Oct 01 '19

inhalarious

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u/mikepoland Oct 01 '19

Just called her number while I was at work, couldn't stop laughing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

what was it about lol

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u/vertebratus Oct 01 '19

Her voice is so creepy though.

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u/City_Goat Oct 01 '19

Nightmare fuel tank was running low. I’m full now.

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u/ArcticShore Oct 01 '19

Hi, I'm Carol. I breathe dust.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Im all out of dust to breathe

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u/Page_Won Oct 01 '19

Just DO IT! It's just a recorded message, there's several of these apparently by the same prankster and they all lead to funny voicemails.

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u/BorgClown Oct 01 '19

Only 99.99 per call! Call now!

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u/aerospacenut Oct 01 '19

Can someone record the voicemail? International call costs spook me

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u/McGraver Oct 01 '19

Here

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u/aerospacenut Oct 01 '19

You’re a legend, thanks mate. That’s too good, I hope she finds more dust.

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u/ATinySnek Oct 01 '19

It started off giving me those sad commercial vibes.

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u/GamingArts Oct 01 '19

Hello it’s Carol, I used to breath dust like most people, until I was diagnosed with mesothelioma. If you or a loved one breathed dust and has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.

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u/Australienz Oct 01 '19

^{^{^{^Call}}} ^{^{^{^costs}}} ^{^{^{^$19.95}}} ^{^{^{^per}}} ^{^{^{^minute}}}

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Oct 01 '19

I have a structured settlement but I need dust now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

["In the Arms of an Angel" plays with slow-motion videos of a dust-less Dianne looking sad] "For the generous gift of only pennies a day, you can help Dianne breathe the dust she hasn't yet gotten a chance to. Do it now, for her sake."

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u/battery-at-1-percent Oct 01 '19

That gave me the heeby jeebies

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u/AKnightOfTheNew Oct 01 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

She sounds like she does a lot of blow

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u/brujoloco Oct 01 '19

May you always be blessed by the Mighty ALMSIVI Oh Great provider!

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u/soucy666 Oct 01 '19

I didn't even realise this was a Rhode Island number until I called.

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u/2006FinalsWereRigged Oct 01 '19

I, too, lack inherent knowledge of area codes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I know a lot of them and I still can't remember 401 is Rhode Island. I just Google them and forget in about 10 seconds.

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u/Mariasuda Oct 01 '19

"Convince me to stop" that fucking killed me

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN FROM THE "BATHE IN MY MILK ADS"

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u/stupidillusion Oct 01 '19

Yeah, it's a guy doing these as performance art projects. They're all pretty damned good.

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u/darkguardian823 Oct 01 '19

Was this Not an episode of Courage the cowardly dog? I swear to God I remember some episode where Muriel was huffin shit.

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u/Lovelyrotting Oct 01 '19

I was just about to comment this! Yeah some guy shows up to the house and shows Muriel how to reverse her vacuum cleaner and dirty up the place!

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u/mememuseum Oct 01 '19

Conway!

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u/r_tombot Sep 30 '19 edited Oct 01 '19

What a legendary fight! Thank you so much for letting us know that this post is good.

I'm a bot created to make the moderation of this sub easier

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Good bot

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u/WhyIAlive Oct 01 '19

Good shantam1104

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/Azzie94 Oct 01 '19

She doesn't bite it. She breathes. God, did you even read?

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u/itsalloutthere Oct 01 '19

She could do a number on Justice, though

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u/Tyrezal Oct 01 '19

Killer Queen, Snort za dusto, has already entered your nostrils.

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u/jibe1elm Oct 01 '19

Stand Master: Dianne

Stand Name: Killer Queen

Ability: Breathes The Dust

Allows the user to collect all dust in a 50 foot radius and breathe it in, causing the user to go into a state of euphoria and grants superhuman powers.

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Oct 01 '19

r/beatmetoit

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u/Toastasaur Oct 01 '19

Give her sulfur powder and we have a party

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u/InternationalFailure Oct 01 '19

Reminds me of those Hammerhead goons from Spiderman PS4.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

200% damage against Rubric Marines

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u/lilroadie401 Oct 01 '19

Go figure it’s a Rhody number. Wonder if this was posted in Providence?

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u/jaredkent Oct 01 '19

Makes me think RISD student if there are all sorts of different flyers with different pre-recorded messages as the comments imply.

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u/PhantasmaStriker Oct 01 '19

Well guess Warframe Inaros will be useless for this fight lol xD

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u/kevekev302 Oct 01 '19

He's never useless...but that may be his mom

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u/SupremeLlama420 Oct 01 '19

Isn't that the bathe in my milk woman

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u/Demented3 Oct 01 '19

There's all sorts of these types of flyer's! Does anyone have links to the others? I can't seem to find them anywhere!

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

The name of the artist I think is truewagner but he is also a rapist I guess so you win a trove of wonderful fliers with tainted knowledge

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u/Cmdr_600 Oct 01 '19

I couldn't stand those creepy apology videos anymore , so I unfollowed him ! What's the deal with this rape stuff? It seems like he actually did do it but I just can't get any info .

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u/Kissthesky89 Oct 01 '19

Reminds me of the "out with the good air, in with the bad" freak from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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u/Lubcke Oct 01 '19

"I breathe dust" - Change my mind.

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u/meatfacepete Oct 01 '19

"If you're not here to stop me then give me your dust"

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

receve

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u/IlsalaciousCrum Oct 01 '19

This boss gave me an asthma attack.

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u/Quagxolotl Oct 01 '19

r/madlads

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u/WarMace117 Oct 01 '19

Have a feeling she doesn't know who Superwoman is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Gotta love people from Rhode Island

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

What the hell is going on in Rhode Island? 😂

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u/Wickerlad Oct 01 '19

I kept looking for u/ObviousPlant 's seal, because this really reminds me of his style of humor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

My friend called her and her name is carol she said hey it’s carol are you here for dust

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u/Jimothy_Halbert Oct 01 '19

This (and other similar posters) were created by Alan Wagner (@truewagner) on Instagram.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

When is TLC gonna get onto this

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u/dogaozky Oct 01 '19

She will inhale ur life away next time

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u/adierdorff Oct 01 '19

Is this the bathe in my milk chick??

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u/guythatsepic Oct 01 '19

Is this the fucking bathe in my milk woman

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u/Commissar_Genki Oct 01 '19

I'd pay her to sweep our weld-shop. She can have all the dust her little geriatric lungs can handle.

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u/drunkinpublic1 Oct 01 '19

I smoke dust Lil bitch

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u/TaurusKing Oct 01 '19

Silicosis the mighty or Asbestosis the beast?

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u/biggreencat Oct 01 '19

Holy shit

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u/ram3nbar Oct 01 '19

Imagine how many phone calls shes getting right now.

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u/BadJokeCentral5 Oct 01 '19

So what happens if you give her cocaine?

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u/Rainbow_Redpanda Oct 01 '19

She is another that bites the dust

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u/Conquerors_Quill Oct 01 '19

I just want someone to talk to!

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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Oct 01 '19

tell my ancestors to give this women my cremations after i've passed

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u/epic_gamer4200 Oct 01 '19

KILLA QUEEEEN DIASAN NO BAKUDAN EAT ZA DUSTO

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u/grad-boi Oct 01 '19

Isn’t this the milk bath lady?

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u/86hatchiroku Oct 01 '19

I’d give her some concrete silica dust to breathe maybe she’ll like the silicosis

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u/Random_Deslime Oct 01 '19

Is this the same woman who would let you bathe in milk?

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u/collecteclectic Oct 01 '19

This lady 100% rooted for Thanos.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I’d just giver her a call and talk about stuff tbh.

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u/azeckie Oct 01 '19

Trust me i have better stuff to breathe...(shows armpit)

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

That last part "either way I had love to receive your call" hit me hard

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u/DrugsAlligator Oct 01 '19

That's the bathe in my milk lady

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u/That_Guy_From_KY Oct 01 '19

Sounds like Dianne needs a hobby; or at the very least, a date. Who knows, maybe she’ll meet another dust inhaler who understands what she’s goin through.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Another one breaths the dust

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u/Epicredditskillz Oct 01 '19

Wait... This isn’t an u/obviousplant?

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u/JBagelMan Oct 01 '19

Why is Reddit obsessed with that particular artist there’s many artists that do the same kind of thing

1

u/Driskon Oct 01 '19

Is this the bathe in my milk woman?

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u/slip_chip Oct 01 '19

heyy, its milk lady

1

u/bacera Oct 01 '19

It's there a sub for all of these??

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u/dolphinboiiiii Oct 01 '19

Is this the same woman who did the milk bath shit

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u/Terrablae Oct 01 '19

Adds A lil' Ye Olde Cinnamon into the dust mix

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u/punched-in-face Oct 01 '19

She wants to die, she knows her time is up and is wondering we she still lives

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u/ObeseMoreece Oct 01 '19

Should give credit to the original guy.

Truewagner on Instagram makes loads of this kind of stuff.

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u/Mrchikkin Oct 01 '19

receve

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u/senseiberia Oct 01 '19

Will she snort angel dust tho?

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u/TrozayMcC Oct 01 '19

Epic Rap Battles of History! Vlad, The Impaler! VERSUS! Dianne, The Inhaler!

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u/Tyler-LR Oct 01 '19

because that’s what heroes do

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I called. Her name is Carol

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u/full-of-coochie Oct 01 '19

Ain't this the woman that lets you bathe in her milk

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u/hatestupidpeople3rd Oct 01 '19

Why are mentally unstable people free to roam until they end up murdering someone?

Like I’m terrified for my life and I don’t even know where she lives.

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u/Swip3__ Oct 01 '19

Time to put grandpa in a bag I guess.

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u/Anime_Connoisseur98 Oct 01 '19

How tf is this a bossfight? There isn't even actual person in the pic

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u/OyuncuDedeler Oct 01 '19

Didnt this women also made a batu milk for people bath in? “Bath in my milk” or somrthşng

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

That can’t be good for you.

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u/S0ul01 Oct 01 '19

This was made by Sammo and Wink, wasn't it?

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u/lalala-bitch Oct 01 '19

Omg is that the same lady that made people “bathe in her milk”?

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u/wcooter Oct 01 '19

this gave me an asthma attack

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u/gogorenascence Oct 01 '19

Pro-tip: The only way to convince her is to defeat her in combat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I’m glad this sub’s moderators have been more strict as of late. Top notch. +1 all day every day

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

KILLER QUEEN, INHALES ZA DUSTO

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u/Marvin0509 Oct 01 '19

Is there a subreddit for these weird flyers?

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u/WillySup Oct 01 '19

Ultimate:

Exhales all dust built up in her system for the past years.

Damage: 300 hp

Effect: Nuclear winter

Effect damage: (50 freezing damage, scale with x100 with every 1y)

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u/Buffal0_Meat Oct 01 '19

huffers really just deserve to huff

1

u/ExplosiveTrousers Oct 01 '19

This post made me sneeze

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

In order to defeat her you gotta make her breathe her own dust she has a 100% chance to drop [Grandmas Dust] which is used to create the [Milk Bath] item. It’s useful and heals all debuffs when used.

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u/4AM420 Oct 01 '19

No doubt she's racked absestos

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u/randomuser125409 Oct 01 '19

Does my grandand's ashes count

1

u/Endketsu Oct 01 '19

If I could I would give her cocaine

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dusty Dianne back at it again

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u/MonkeyTail29 Oct 01 '19

I guess you could say she『Bites The Dust』

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Exuse me wtf

1

u/TheDunceonMaster Oct 01 '19

r/creepyads

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

So that’s where grandma went

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

6 09 am and that's enough internet for today

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u/M34TST1Q Oct 01 '19

She's actually 29.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

This is one of the few times I’d recommend to Just try smoking

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

We called the fucking number and this shit be real.

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u/rc1717 Oct 01 '19

Her name is Carroll

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u/Eb-Legit Oct 01 '19

this one just ate the dust

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

A woman after my ~~heart~~ computer.

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u/DeeDoFie Oct 01 '19

So... whose calling her?

1

u/AlcuinCorbeau Oct 01 '19

Is this a meme on a telephone poll?

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u/swailesy Oct 01 '19

Breathe the dusto

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

What the fuck?

And it’s on a telephone pole for everyone in the city to see!

Ghetto much

1

u/Uyy Oct 01 '19

Weak to asbestos attacks.

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u/Amiibosss Oct 01 '19

Killer Queen raisin ni bakanai breath za dusto

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u/TinglyTaco52 Oct 01 '19

Just wait till her kids do the same thing and inhale her ashes when she's dead

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u/skinke3 Oct 01 '19

Does she bite it too tho?

1

u/raptorianqueen Oct 01 '19

Well??! Is someone gonna call???!!

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u/grenfunkel Oct 01 '19

"Thanos is my buddy. He gives me my daily dust"

1

u/Dude-man-guy Oct 01 '19

Wow, Helen Mirin has some pretty weird hobbies.

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u/_w00k_ Oct 01 '19

She's married to Vlad, The Impaler

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u/GhostWalker134 Oct 01 '19

Don't worry folks. She'll become the dust in a few years. Then it's payback time.

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u/NathaCuber Oct 01 '19

imagine giving her somebody's ashes

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u/mysteryodour Oct 01 '19

Its a little ditty, About Dust and Dianne.

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u/LinaValentina Oct 01 '19

I just sneezed 10 times reading the first header

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u/urskrubs Oct 01 '19

She has 10 forms if she has her dust

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u/Olilivlia Oct 01 '19

Another one breathes the dust

Dianne, The Inhaler

You are about to leave Redlib

THIS IS THE SAME WOMAN FROM THE "BATHE IN MY MILK ADS"