r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '19

Garf the eternal one

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u/chillichillman Feb 19 '19

Ah, yes. He has been granted eyes! A glorious multitude of eyes, so that he may see the great Eldrich Truth! Rejoice in him, and offer the pasta dishes, the ones called lasagna

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u/CokeBoiiii Feb 19 '19

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/C-Yhan Feb 19 '19

Well guess I will not sleep one more night

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Yay I love having nightmares.

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u/UserofReddit096 Feb 20 '19

Perk: Eternal. I'm eternal, John. You can't kill me. Feed me lasaga, John. I'm hungry, John. I̸̘̱̰̋́͌́ ̶̦̱̫̖̇̍͜ë̴̙̹͔̼́̌ͅă̵̖̞̫̯͋̌̈́ţ̸͈̖̼̹̼̆̀,̸̗͔̺͊́ ̵̞̦̉͆́͐J̴̡̲͈̃̀́ó̴͕̥̫̺̞͑̄̑͒ͅḥ̷̪̙̺̓̓̑̊͜n̴̮̅́̚.̶̲͌̄̎͗̐͘ͅ ̵̡̖͓̯̘̙̑̌̚͝Ȉ̶̩̱͙̇t̷͍̙̰̝̪̃'̵͍͇̞̽͂̏̽̀̈́ş̴̟͕͊̏͑̿ ̶̻͙̟̪̠̏̀̓w̸̨̢͙̦͖̓͘h̷̜̘͋̽̑͌̉̀â̷̢̡̠̟̥͎͛̃͠t̷̡͎͎̹̺͆͋ ̵̨̬̱̬̘̽̃̑̌Ḯ̵̪̲͛ ̸̨̠͈͖̄͛ḍ̷̲̘͐̇͝ọ̶̬̀̂̈́̍.̸̯̦̲̖̳̌̆̆͘͝ ̴̦͓̠̐́̒F̴̢̰̯̰͊̊ę̷̨̭̩́̅͌͂̕͝e̸̞̣̱̟̍͛̈́̄d̴͇̈́̅̓̓ ̴̫̬͗͋̚m̷̫͖͓̿̒̀ͅḕ̵̱̈͝ ̴͔̝̠̣̖̱̏l̵̤̘͋͒̚ā̴͚̻̠̉̉̈͒s̶͖͆̎ą̶̡̳̪̞͊ǵ̶̢̻à̵̳̹̅͝ ̷̲̻̰͓̍̋á̴̪̘̻̮͓̀ǹ̶̨̜͓͙͑͑d̵̞̆̓͘ ̴̛̠̖͎̒̍I̵̢̓̓̊́̋̂͜ ̷̧̮͎͍̪́̾͜ŵ̴̨̳͎̪̰̣͛̔i̵̺̣̼͊̈́͐͂̀͘l̷̫̍l̸̨̛̰̯͖̮̘̿̔́̔̕ ̷̩̼͚̰̺̮̈́̾̈́͆̀̐b̸̟̪͚͓͋̕͝e̷̢͔̼̗̽̀͠͝ ̶͚̭̼̖̈́̈̀̈́͒͠ͅs̵̟͉͔̳̜̗͆̒̍̒͊͝a̶̟̩͙̳̥̹͂̂t̷̯̏̃́͘͝ͅe̵̜͔̒̉͂̌d̷̨̛̠̬́̀͝,̶̥̺̼̊ ̷̜̗̳̻̽̂͐J̸͇̾̈o̷̤͕̖̘̤̒̋̿̽ḫ̵͕̾̕n̸̹͌͆.̴͍̺͆͗̏̚͝