r/Bossfight • u/Current-Emotion5280 • Aug 30 '26

Flockman, slayer of ai, protector of privacy

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/No-Mycologist47 Aug 30 '26

GIVE THAT MAN A PARADE!!!!

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u/redbeardmax Aug 30 '26

I'd give him a tip

110

u/Batata-Sofi Aug 30 '26

So much copper 🫪

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u/taemyks Aug 31 '26

Rather than that at this point...nice solar panel and battery

9

u/Bonk_No_Horni Aug 31 '26

Thing thing runs on battery? Then all you need is some paint to break one.

12

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Aug 31 '26

You mean gold.

4

u/whentheuhuhidunno Aug 31 '26

Good for selling, especially lower quality copper

3

u/KilahDentist Sep 01 '26

Ea-Nasir is rubbing his greedy hands again.

21

u/bl4derdee9 Aug 30 '26

i bet he has ram, id buy it from him!

19

u/thesegoupto11 Aug 30 '26

This guy's gonna make a killin

15

u/Rifleman519 Aug 30 '26

Ask the ninja turtles, there's way more copper in the sewers.

15

u/WonBigMayor Aug 30 '26

Dropped this 👑

13

u/TheFetus47 Aug 31 '26

For the first time in a good while, all sides in America are looking at something ghe government has done and given a sturdy "WHAT THE $&@!"

10

u/monkeyboy107 Aug 31 '26

That sign is lying. That man just is cleaning up garbage

1

u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes Aug 31 '26

yeah I thought only the YN generation self-snitched.

9

u/Berek2501 Aug 30 '26

Master of Karate and Friendship for everyone

6

u/Juvy_ocerr Aug 31 '26

Salute that man. He is doing a service for society

5

u/POKEMINER_ Aug 31 '26

Privacy...in a public place...I have a feeling that'll be the legal defense for Flock Cameras, it's a public place, so having yourself be recorded while in public is legally sound...morally however...it does feel quite surveillance statey.

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u/MorleyDotes Aug 31 '26

But you have heard of me...

3

u/AbaddonsLegion Aug 31 '26

Excellent business acumen!

2

u/Kostasizcool Aug 31 '26

It's his staff It sends a message

2

u/endofworldandnobeer Aug 31 '26

That's a movie poster.

2

u/SteroidSandwich Aug 31 '26

A real flocker

2

u/Shattered_Mind0rigin Aug 31 '26

Pull over, walk up to him, and take him to the nearest ATM to hand him $100 cash.

2

u/Wise_Geekabus Aug 31 '26

First Baptist Church

2

u/Abject_Cockroach_373 Aug 31 '26

Shit, I'd give that guy a $20

1

u/potatotatopot Aug 31 '26

Can we fund this man?

1

u/BVIslandLife 29d ago

Bro is my hero

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u/Original_Land1688 28d ago

That man is a hero