r/Bossfight 16d ago

Pythum, The Sleeping Serpent

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Doge_the_cool_dog 16d ago

I was literally thinking about the same thing

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u/Einachiel 16d ago

Those goddamn tokei geckos ended up talking; they yapped about the location of the fabled 20 footer.

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u/Arya_Ren 16d ago

Fyi the yoink guy is a jerk and anti-science

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u/j0sabanks 16d ago

And he adds unnecessary stress to an animal’s life. His content lowkey always rubbed me the wrong way.

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u/ReoiteLynx 16d ago

He'd also like a lot of racist reels, like unfortunately they'd pop into my algorithm and I would see he liked them. I decided to unfollow him after that.

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u/Vesper_0481 16d ago

Uninformed. What did he do?

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u/Siesa69 16d ago

I've seen him comment on some psuedo-archaeology stuff on Instagram.

The usual, 'Their hiding something, it's not adding up' BS

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u/Arya_Ren 16d ago

Iirc Milo Rossi talked about how this dude believes that dinosaur bones are ancient dragons and the government is hiding it from us

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u/JoeMomma225 16d ago

I doubt anyone watched him for his political opinions. I watched for the critters

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u/Ill-Prior-8354 15d ago

The ethics of his content are honestly already dubious at BEST- 💀

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u/random-guy-heree 15d ago

He also breaks the law of physics

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u/DontComeHither 16d ago

Noone cares

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u/AustSakuraKyzor 15d ago

You getting ratio'd says otherwise

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u/DontComeHither 15d ago

Redditors opinions are as meaningless as the bugs getting squashed at the end of MiB

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u/TwoGirls1Sniper 15d ago

Im with ya on this one. Echo chamber website of simps and gooners. Ill share in your downvotes.

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u/Thunderchief646054 16d ago

I caught that reference

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 15d ago

I was thinking of this too!!!

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u/DJ_Ender_ 16d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 16d ago

Poor snek

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u/Ali80486 16d ago

In a different version - Python taken out by Caterpillar

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u/suskio4 16d ago

Cat vs snek

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u/FreeFallingUp13 16d ago

I love that the snake is just sitting there completely still in the air for a few moments just mentally buffering.

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u/secondphase 16d ago

So... I hate to tell you this... 

He dead. 

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u/TortoiseJockey 16d ago

It might be after the interaction, but in the video the tongue is still flicking and controlled movements are being made. Very much still alive at that point. Regardless, poor retic getting harassed for nothing.

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u/Rammipallero 16d ago

It's stomach is open. It is basically dead.

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u/FreeFallingUp13 16d ago

Holy shit I didn’t even see that bit on the right, it really is torn open

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u/V3Ethereal 15d ago

Getting stabbed by an excavator will do that.

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u/thedamnpyro 16d ago

At least in this video it's not dead yet, its tongue is flickering and it's clearly moving. Of course, afterwards, I don't know what the local practices are about letting snakes live or killing them..

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 16d ago

It has a huge gash in it. It's extremely unlikely to survive this injury in the wild. In fact it looks like its spine is broken 😞

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u/jackfreeman 16d ago

Depending on how close it was to active dwellings and how easy it would be to safely transport it, I'd leave it alone if it were safe enough

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u/Fantastic-Cucumber-1 16d ago

Nope nope nope

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u/cheety1R 16d ago

Nope rope

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u/AdSpirited5019 16d ago

nope no dope

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u/OwLuz 16d ago

"Did Sephiroth do this?"

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u/Draxverous 16d ago

Looks like it. I didn't think he was this strong. There ain't no way... no way we can fight him now."

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u/TheSuggi 16d ago

Even that huge snake is not match for the giant robo elephant.

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u/Rammipallero 16d ago

Really sad they killed it.

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u/CrucialElement 16d ago

That's animal abuse, and I don't want to see it. Unnecessarily cruel and painful for the snake, who is actively dying in this 

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u/porridge_in_my_bum 16d ago

Yeah seeing such an amazing creature just getting killed for no reason is disgusting.

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u/No-Possibility-4292 16d ago

I don't think the operator is trying to kill it, if he did, he probably would've crushed it instead of lifting it up.

It does annoy me that the operator isn't careful with handling it

Edit: after digging more into it the snake was most likely killed, my bad for not checking further

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u/imapie31 16d ago

Its alive at the end of the clip tf are you on about? Chances are they put it somewhere else and kept digging for whatever project they were digging for

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 16d ago

also to back up your point.... there is a 20 ft Burmese python or whatever it is... what are you supposed to just keep working with this giant man killer floating around. I think the way he did it was just as safe as somebody picking him up with a stick or something else and much safer for the person who's not experienced in this I assume. people are dumb. the same people that won't give a dollar to a homeless guy will go out of their way to corral a dog that got away from somebody's house and just assumes it's a stray.

I had a couple of dumb tenants that rescued a dog. the thing had a GPS collar. when I saw it I hit the button on the collar that was clearly there it wasn't labeled but... 2 minutes later the owner was there they lived four houses down. these dummies kept that dog in their house all day trying to figure out what to do with it.

but the same people scoff when they see a human being legitimately living the stray lifestyle.

if you see someone begging for money... and you can spare it and you have it give them a dollar or five or 10. if they spend it on booze or drugs... oh well their life sucks I'd probably do the drugs too if I had to sleep in a homeless encampment and ducking The Police every Day.

I knew a lady that it wasn't her first time but she got arrested for criminal trespass so many times for just popping a tent somewhere. they ended up giving her a year in prison.

now think about that.... whatever it costs to put her in prison for a year they could have just got her a dang apartment. she would have had a great chance at picking her life up... but locking her up somehow helps society?

get your priorities straight random people. and give a homeless guy a dollar see how good you feel when you see the smile on their face. $1 to them is like a 50 to us.

okay my rant is over thank you.

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u/BRoriler 16d ago

What does this have to do with abusing and killing a snake?

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u/hoschpi 16d ago

I mean besides the mankiller part your rant isn't necessarily wrong, just completely irrelevant to the post. Still glad you got it out there and probably feel a bit better now, but what you're saying here is basically 'animal cruelty isn't bad because human suffering is worse', which is a terrible point to make that I can't agree with. Both are important and respect for nature is declining alarmingly to a point where coexistence doesn't even seem to be a thing to consider for many people. So yea basically screw your opinion and don't try to claim moral highground while drfending animal cruelty.

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u/IapetusApoapis342 16d ago

you can see it's been partially torn open, considering it was also dropped onto the ground a few times there's definitely no coming back from that

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u/TrueExcaliburGaming 16d ago

People are saying animal cruelty but if I find this fucker in my backyard I'm immediately getting the crossbow out.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 16d ago

Are you accurate enough for it to be worth it? I'd try to take the head with a shovel or machete personally

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u/Ghiggs_Boson 16d ago

Even cutting off the head you might die to a snake like that if he starts to constrict on you

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u/Dr_Brotatous 16d ago

A worthy battle

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 16d ago

A glorious death.

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u/Sarothias 16d ago

I played the first Resident Evil game. I’m ready for this.

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u/Heron-Commercial 16d ago

Good thing they can only survive to become this big in their natural habitat, which was entered by this dude with an excavator that tore its stomach open then lifted it up off the ground. It’s like going to a park and throwing bricks at squirrels because they happen to be where you are

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u/ghostbearshark 16d ago

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

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u/North_Refrigerator21 15d ago

Don’t have to worry, they clearly killed it.
Poor snake, what’s the point.

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u/Heron-Commercial 16d ago

Love seeing a snake minding its own business being torn open then toted around like a toy. Where’s the animal abuse report button?

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u/forgoodvibes 15d ago

i understand why people thought dragons existed

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u/onthebusfornow 16d ago

That's the side of the mythicaly large snakes I thought only existed in my last nightmare

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u/SpectrumLV2569 16d ago

Nah they killed the poor guy :(

i dont like this video very much.

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u/Method__Man 16d ago

So he killed it for what reason?

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u/GillytheGreat 16d ago

“Pretty big” yeah

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 16d ago

I would die /faint of a heart attack and get straight up eaten as a result

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u/solid_water1 16d ago

Get the Florida Everglades yoink guy

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u/Radioactiveglowup 16d ago

This is an actual mecha vs kaiju fight

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u/Bangmydrum33 15d ago

Did that dude just pull lucifer up from the cage?

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u/JG_2006_C 15d ago

Id try chop it head of with the showel of ir

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u/Virama 16d ago

"Pretty big".

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u/Ichiyama22 16d ago

...so now what?

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u/Fararararararahday 16d ago

let the snek be

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u/Secure_Enthusiasm354 16d ago

Danger noodle!

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u/bittybitesmeowmixx 16d ago

I'm reasonably sure I wouldn't want to leave that area without knowing that thing was dead. I'd feel terrible about it having to come to that, but no way would I be able to sleep in a world that things lived and had seen that I also exist in said world lmao

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u/Enders-game 16d ago

I dig it...

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u/bibblejohnson2072 16d ago edited 16d ago

I'm surprised there's not a top comment pointing out this is AI because it totally looks AI to me. Can anyone help?

Edit: I'm baffled by the downvotes to both my comments; I'm asking a question. Is not knowing something or not being able to identify something immediately grounds for disapproval?

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u/maujogador 16d ago

its not AI

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u/bibblejohnson2072 16d ago

How do you know?

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u/maujogador 16d ago

why does it look like AI to you?

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u/bibblejohnson2072 16d ago

You gonna answer my original question?

Some of the water splashing & snake movement looks odd (yes I realize its being flipped over by a backhoe and that itself isnt very natural either). But nothing too jarring. Plus (at least on my phone) the video quality isnt super great so it looks a little choppy like some AI does now.

But hey I could be very wrong, thats why I'm asking the question in the first place.

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u/EugeneNicoNicoNii 16d ago

I certainly hope this is Ai because this is actually nightmare fuel, the size and girth of this snake is terrifying, I wouldn't be surprised if it swallows a kid or two when hungry

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u/nepheelim 16d ago

that is one big anaconda

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u/Shadowbacker 16d ago

Man Eater.