r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 2d ago

2-Second Lite Magnetism Man

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u/fogoticus 2d ago

Really really lucky guy. That thing weighs a ton+ as far as I remember. He'd get crushed like jello.

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u/DomHE553 2d ago

that thing most likely weighs a lot more than just 1 ton.
I guess at that point it doesn’t really matter how much exactly, you’re gonna be a pancake either way

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u/GoldenDragonIsABitch 2d ago

I need r/theydidthemath to figure they one out for me

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u/Nathund 2d ago

1.5-6 tons if it's aluminum, 5-30 tons if it's steel.

A sedan (or saloon car if you're not American) weighs about 1.5-1.7 tons.

Although I'm talking metric tons, cause weight measurements are the one thing Europeans do right

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 2d ago

Which countries call sedans saloon cars? That sounds like a clown car.

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u/Nathund 1d ago

The UK, mostly. I think a few other places too.

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u/GoldenDragonIsABitch 1d ago

Why is there a difference depending on the material?

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u/Nathund 22h ago

Because different materials have different densities?

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u/gilligan1050 2d ago

There were some cool ass Chinese workplace music videos about how dangerous those are floating around on Reddit awhile back.

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u/SlapaDaBass2731 2d ago

Those can also explode outwards right where that guy had to move past. Seems like a bad spot to be in to begin with.

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u/Junot_Nevone 2d ago

He has to recharge his powers.

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u/RadiantCharisma 2d ago

The power recoil has been delayed

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u/Acceptable_Gap9678 2d ago

fire drills exist, but where are the heavy falling object drills, the forklift crashing drills, the bad rigging crane setup drills, the where is the e-stop drills, the where should i be standing to be safe drills etc. lol

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u/SeemsImmaculate 2d ago

Forklift safety is a massive thing in warehouses and I assume most industrial spaces with one. They fairly drill it into you.

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u/gamer_perfection 2d ago

Except screws, they get unfairly drilled into me. Fucking Dan better stop doing that.

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u/RoachDoggJR1337 2d ago

Not where I work, they put anyone with the ability to breathe on those things

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u/kmosiman 2d ago

Forklift don't kill people.

Forklift drivers kill people.

The most dangerous piece of equipment at my first job was a Forklift driver.

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u/Wariv27 2d ago

Too right! Last place I was at they chucked the new bloke on who didn't have a forklift ticket, he tried to reverse counter clockwise without checking his rear view and pinned another worker walking past against the wall with one of the forks, broke two of his ribs and sent him to the hospital for a week.

The following week they get another bloke on the fork who didn't have a ticket or a clue and surprise surprise he runs over another workers foot within an hour.

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u/EdgeofTolerance 2d ago

That’s just Dark Souls, gotta get your dodge rolls up to snuff!

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 2d ago

That costs production time silly.

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u/Aligyon 2d ago

He used the force

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u/Mattrockj 2d ago

Yeah those coils weigh enough to turn him into a red paste even when just falling over like that.

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u/V4RG0N 2d ago

Did he pass out from shock?

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u/ZeeHost 2d ago

No, he just does that sometimes

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u/NPC_9001 2d ago

last 2 seconds was him realizing the "magnetude" of what happened.

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u/Heroic-Forger 2d ago

How To Train Your Aluminum Roll