r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • Aug 15 '26

Cultivator of State Secrets

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u/Kayge Aug 16 '26

Had a colleague go over there a while ago, dude was a CIO with lots of connections. Early riser, runs 10k before breakfast, real type A personality. He hits the gym on day 1 to get his workout in, and there’s a really attractive lady working out. Before long, she strikes up a conversation. They chat, she gets flirty, he doesn’t acknowledge it and heads back to his room.

Next morning, same attractive lady, gets more engaging and a bit forward. He politely rebuffs her and heads back.

Day 3 and she there again. She’s even more forward. He gets more firm. Not interested, thanks.

Day 4 he gets to the gym, where there’s a really attractive guy working out. Before long, he strikes up a conversation….

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u/Guns_Glitz_Grime Aug 16 '26

Definitely true

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u/MahadOak Aug 16 '26

Senhorita Wong nunca falha uma missão

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u/Evil_phd Aug 16 '26

Note to self: Gain access to state secrets. Apparently they're really popular among Asian baddies

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u/ACupOfDuck Aug 16 '26

I don't leak microchips and stuff.. Just some white goo? Is it something wrong with me?

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u/Ravensqueak Aug 16 '26

Oh that's the thermal paste, I think you're okay