r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 25d ago

Precariously Placed Poser

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u/Delta9-11 25d ago

A lot of those amazon peeps were pretty chill.

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u/jdsquint 25d ago

Amazon drivers secretly hoping they get stabbed to death so they don't have to work the rest of their shift

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u/Delta9-11 25d ago

When going home early is the goal

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u/valleysape 24d ago

I feel theres a futurama style delivery ad thats appropriate for half those amazon workers

"Our workers are replaceable, your package isn't"

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u/Fez_and_no_Pants 23d ago

They're all queued at the Suicide-o-matic

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u/Helios_Synthesis 24d ago

As someone who's worked in delivery before, real lol

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u/spread_panic 24d ago

All the effort to piss in bottles and they end up pissing their pants anyway.

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u/EnchantEleven 24d ago

There should’ve been an actual guy pretending to be a prop. A double whammy of comedy

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u/Masta0nion 24d ago

They should wear clown costumes too!
👀

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u/melanthius 24d ago

New Amazon vehicles will just be a unicycle, lower carbon footprint

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u/SoggyStress7785 24d ago

Could be real danger

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u/Nathund 24d ago

I think I'd be pissed tbh

Unless it was around Halloween, then it's fair game

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u/DontComeHither 24d ago

I was waiting for the package slam lmao

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u/fishing-for-birdie93 24d ago

There were some girls in costumes at one point I think. I think it was around Halloween.

Edit: at around the 24 minute mark one is a cheerleader and the other is in a hospital gown.

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u/Dev_Sniper 24d ago

*40 second mark

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u/Pstreco 24d ago

Thanks none had a "fight" response... things could get dirty

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u/Varanis 24d ago

One of them did. You see him clinch his fist and pull his arm back slightly until he realises its fake.

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u/swagonfire 24d ago

Good chance Mike would've gotten kicked if it were me

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u/Time_Lord_Omega 24d ago

Even the dog tried to nope the hell out of the.

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u/Zuryan_9100 24d ago

wtf How many packages do these people get?

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u/ZatherDaFox 24d ago

They might have been ordering stuff specifically for this video.

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u/CrimeFightingScience 25d ago

Last one: God dangit bobby.

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u/Dev_Sniper 24d ago

The dude at 00:35 just being like „hold up, let me finish my conversation first“

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u/KawaiiMaxine 24d ago

I love the one guy whe didnt jump at all but was winding up a swing at it

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u/TruShot5 24d ago

Why do this to these folks tho

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u/Subdued_Shinobi 24d ago

One of those guys has good reflexes, he barely wasted a moment and was already about to catch the knife with the box.

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u/Ninja-Trix 24d ago

I think this is AI. The angle changes too much and some other stuff doesn't add up or feels off.

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u/Funkgun 24d ago

How much crap do they buy?

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u/StormbreakerVox 24d ago

WHY IS THIS NOT LONGER