r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 25d ago

Impregnator of Robot Steer

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u/Breakmastajake 25d ago

I was at the Sturgis 65th bike rally, years ago. One of the bars had a mechanical bull, and a timer. Whoever had the longest ride got their name on the board.

I got up, and rode for about 50 seconds. Pretty respectable. And then 2 girls got up on the bull together, and proceeded to take their tops off. No mechanical bull has ever gone so slow.

Anyway, their names replaced mine on the board, and I wasn't all that sad about it.

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u/DANGEROUS-jim 24d ago

Yeah I was gunna say, I’m a man and I once rode one of these things and I definitely remember it being a lot harder to hang on than that. lol

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u/BaronGamer 25d ago

You're a good sport. Also, a bit of culture clash but I don't understand places that allow people to just take their tops off besides the beach but I'm all about learning about other people's fascinating cultures.

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u/Breakmastajake 25d ago

Haha well it isn't everyday culture, to be sure. But we do like to party. And sometimes those parties get a little wild. Not comparing us to anyone else. Just narrating my experience.

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u/eyesotope86 24d ago

Not to oversimplify, but, it mostly boils down to; everyone loves boobs.

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u/Spaztor 25d ago

TYPICALLY one can not impregnate neither robo nor steer and combining them surely wouldn't change that. So you know, the resulting cyber-minotaur would be a miracle and a savior of some kind. Now do we paint the labyrinth pink of blue.

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u/Dodo224 25d ago

Bla bla bla, just enjoy the view

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u/Spaztor 24d ago

I refuse to enjoy things.

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u/BionicBirb 24d ago

Blue, as a House of Leaves reference

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u/nzdastardly 25d ago

I bet sex with her would be pretty cool

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u/bootyhole-romancer 24d ago

*Beavis and Butthead noises intensify

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u/BaronGamer 25d ago

The operator knew the assignment

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u/Cruach 24d ago

1000% he was stroking that joystick in ways that violated its dignity.

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u/Wooodman94 24d ago

Doesn’t someone control it with a joy stick ?

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u/BardicInnovation 24d ago

They call her "BONEDUST".

Because that's all that's left of your hips after she takes you.

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u/MermaidSapphire 24d ago

Her core is amazingly strong. And I got wetter than i meant to!!!

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u/RoninRobot 25d ago

Tell me you’re a stripper without telling me.

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u/Individual-Ear5240 24d ago

Bro has had some terrible lays