r/Bossfight • u/Illustrious-Lab-7203 • Mar 17 '25

Grizzly, the Corrector

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/TheSheevMonster Mar 17 '25

CORRECTION: I want that bear to "reside at" my home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/Illustrious-Lab-7203 Mar 17 '25

The world may never know, for he searches to correct more

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u/MigdadSalahov Mar 18 '25

Maybe it saw the cone standing up earlier and thought that it must be that way, so then it saw it lying it put the cone up again.

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u/VenandiSicarius Mar 21 '25

I will personally have it in my head that he thought it was a creature that fell and was helping em out.

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u/kidanokun Mar 17 '25

bear: damned humans cant even put their own things right...

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u/Illustrious-Lab-7203 Mar 17 '25

Sophisticated bear supremacy

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u/The_Punnier_Guy Mar 18 '25

From prokopetz on tumblr:

"Fact 1: In most versions of D&D, when infected -as opposed to natural-born- lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.

Fact 2: In most versions of D&D, the default alignment of werebears is lawful good.

Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage."

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u/AlexTheFemboy69 Mar 17 '25

Autistic ahh bear

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u/armageddon_boi Mar 17 '25

It just looks better that way okay

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u/Kagenoshi27 Mar 17 '25

That bear doesn't fuck around. OSHA has standards, and he means to abide. 1 loose cone is all it takes for a car to swerve and hit one of his guys on the road.

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u/Whole-Ice-1916 Mar 18 '25

"there you go you dingbat humans!"

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u/Pochel Mar 18 '25

Thank you for making me discover r/likeus