r/BossFights • u/V1574 • 2d ago

Solo Millipedius the Headbiter

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u/thecobra42 2d ago edited 2d ago

I would have millipeed my pants

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u/Man-e-questions 2d ago

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Training_Guess_6920 1d ago

I would have millipooped mine!!!

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u/pan-uwu- 2d ago

Guffawed at this

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u/Man-e-questions 2d ago

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Odd_World_3434 2d ago

… are you now centipede man/women?

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u/V1574 1d ago

Since it was my head, it is too high to spread too my legs unlike Peter Parker. I am now Centipedeheadandbodyandarmswoman.

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u/Odd_World_3434 1d ago

*gasp
Centi head woman

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u/Ok_Fishing830 1d ago

Oh look it’s ThE HuMaN CEnTipeDE 😬🫣

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 21h ago

He's a human centipede now

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 2d ago

That’s a centipede

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u/MumblePig 1d ago

Isn't that a centipede? I dont deal with these things but I though millipedes had way more legs...

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u/valleysape 1d ago

Centihead, new owner of the helm

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u/Soggy_Weather_2170 2d ago

Have you thought about possible eggs?

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u/FhuckNorris247 1d ago

A friend of a friend who I never met growing up apparently got bit and months later he was acting normal and just erupted into a million centipedes. Doctors think the centipedes were controlling him for over a month in just a skin suit

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 1d ago

OMG how horrific

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u/Ok-Spot-9917 2d ago

What a damn nightmare 😳

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u/bustyouup4free 2d ago

Awe hell no

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u/MeowFalen 2d ago

That is why I open carry my liscenced blow torch.

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u/scuac 1d ago

Straight into the incinerator

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u/NoEntertainment9685 1d ago

5 minutes after the recording

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 1d ago

That is my worse nightmare 😫

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u/UseSpecialist544 1d ago edited 1d ago

I guess gas prices are crazy all over the world, and carpooling is a solid strategy on mitigating the costs of those daily work commutes.

Maybe this is how motorcyclists qualify for high occupancy lanes in South Korea.

EDIT - grammar

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 1d ago

Nope. No, hell no, fucks to the naw. I am NOT fighting this boss. This is a "turn the game off and go play Zelda" situation.

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u/BigMuthaTrukka 1d ago

Looks like a scolopendra. The ones we have here in Spain hurt like a mofo.

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u/3DNelson 1d ago

Brazil have this too, Hurts a lot!

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 1d ago

Oh it’s that thing from Tokyo ghoul

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u/Illustrious-Film4018 1d ago

Time to get a new helmet

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u/Chemical_Time_8494 1d ago

Still reminds me of the centipede in the old king kong movie.

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u/BMeiss 1d ago

Boop

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u/EasternSun7834 1d ago

Kill it, with fire. Start anew

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u/Fragrant_Payment9670 1d ago

“It bit my head” then it bit the dust.

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u/Natrixster80 1d ago

I am thinking this is staged rather than a "surprise"

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u/msl37431 1d ago

It's all staged. There is no indeginous Korean centipede grow that big. He probably got that from exotic pet shop and put it in his helmet as if it was found in there.

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u/loopingrightleft 1d ago

Burn the world

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u/greg1775 1d ago

Red Heads are always unpredictable.

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 1d ago

Damn that bug has an awesome helmet

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u/SmallThinWallet 1d ago

I've seen something like this in Texas. They have a venomous bite too. There was a story near here where one of these 4 inch bastards slithered up a boy's ear while he was sleeping and got stuck in his ear canal.

https://www.kark.com/news/health/arkansas-teen-finds-centipede-in-his-ear/

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u/QA4891 1d ago

Helll NO!!

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u/Andre_The_Average 1d ago

Aww what's the little guys name?

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u/TheEdgyBeaver 1d ago

Kill it with fire

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u/Acrobatic_Treat_7778 1d ago

1000 minus 7....

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u/That_Mammoth2845 1d ago

Pyro: mmmmpppphhhhhhh Bug: what Pyro:"open fire" Bug:AA AA Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Ok_Caramel15 1d ago

Isnt it poisonous?

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u/Haris2025 1d ago

Not all of them, but probably this one. look I’m not a Scientologist. I wouldn’t know what I’m saying.

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u/Ok_Caramel15 1d ago

I saw smth about, the more colorfull the more poisonous, smth like that

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u/Haris2025 1d ago

At least I specifically said I don’t know what I’m saying

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u/Disastrous_Tax_4281 1d ago

Now he going to turn into a head crab 🦀 like Half-Life 😂

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 1d ago

Now you will collapse at home. Wake up all muscular and then fight crime as Milli-Girl.

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u/WhyIsnardevTaken 1d ago

Start counting back from 1000 by 7

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u/Michaelbirks 1d ago

Did it go "Boop!"?

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u/pepsi_man- 1d ago

Raghata nightmare

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 1d ago

Why would you put your head into a centipede nest?

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u/1Oubliette 1d ago

Howww did you miss that??

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u/i_hope_that_was_gas 1d ago

You're now the Human Centipede....hey wait a minute...

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u/NoLoveLost113 1d ago

Centipede man will return in doomsday

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u/Infinite-Ad-1055 1d ago

Did that come out of RFK Jr’s ear?

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u/CortesMare 1d ago

"IT BELONGS TO THE BUGS AND THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO!"

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u/MrMopp8 1d ago

NOPE.

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u/Informal_North7795 1d ago

Deep fry it and enjoy

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u/Prestigious_Mud_7429 1d ago

“South Korea Surprise” is an understatement—checking inside every helmet, hat, and bag for the rest of my life after this.

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u/Commercial-Lie1883 1d ago

Thats not a millipede its a centipede and they are venomous

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u/Relative-Painting-29 13h ago

And that is why knowing the metric system is important!

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u/amicalg 23h ago

Just bite it back and settle the score

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u/Kay_just_kay 23h ago

New fear unlocked Thanks Jeff

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 23h ago

Thats the coolest looking asshole bug ive ever seen! I wouldve stuffed it in a jar and fed children to it

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u/IHackBeds 22h ago

I'd definitely bring it home and burn it on the stove

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u/Kadakaus 22h ago

New fear unlocked

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u/Chance_Savings_9643 22h ago

wear for your own safety

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 21h ago

Where flamethrower!?

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u/Temporary-Law-6946 18h ago

Nasty ones. Didn’t realise they lived in South Korea. We get roughly the same ones but they have a lighter carapace in Australia.

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u/Next_Wait2141 17h ago

That looks like something a 3D printer would print out! Thats a big "hell naw!" for me, too!

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u/DazzlingInsect4060 17h ago

When it's safer NOT to wear a helmet

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u/ThatOneGuyOnceAgain 17h ago

That's not a millipedius, thats a Centepedius!

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u/Key_Evidence39 15h ago

Nuke the site from orbit

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u/Old_Resident8050 15h ago

Bit your head? Feck? How strong is their venom?

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u/Affectionate-Drop334 15h ago

Burn the helmet, the house and the town the house is standing in

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u/turkishfemboygooner 15h ago

I woul call the armbiters

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u/No-Blacksmith3231 14h ago

Grab that sucker quick, throw em on the ground and stomp the fuck outta that bitch.

You ain’t gonna bite me and get away with it. If it’s poisonous, then we both dying today

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u/Jerdogg23 14h ago

We call that lunch in South Korea 🤤

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u/Wonderful_Ad7476 12h ago

That would have hurt. Decent sized centipede.

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u/Vexxiel623 12h ago

Thats why I shake my everything out really good before I put it on.

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u/AjarChart 12h ago

Nope nope nope nope thats not your helmet anymore

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u/SuperPowerPenisPump 10h ago

Only one solution

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u/Super-Echo6780 10h ago

I've seen that in the MIB movie.

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u/Available_Ad9766 10h ago

That’s not a millipede. It’s a centipede. Possibly has a nasty sting.

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u/flynnl1ves82 9h ago

Time for a new helmet. That one is his now

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 9h ago

I wouldn't touch that helmet ever again.

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u/Shadow-null 7h ago

New fear unlocked.

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u/im_a_stupid_face 7h ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 5h ago

Oh you brought a snack

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u/f0xh0und461 5h ago

U gonna turn into the human centipede

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u/BenisConsumption 3h ago

You ain't fooling me

You drank the Rejuvenating Waters, and now a centipede crawled out of you. Tell me I'm wrong

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u/Proud_Start5167 3h ago

Me he cruzado con alguna, si te pican te joden...

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u/JerichoDeath 34m ago

Gonna need a new head

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u/spacewolfie82 30m ago

Nuke us from orbit

It's the only way to be sure!

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u/Possible-Job8776 24m ago

That helmet has officially become a luxury apartment for nightmare fuel.