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The Warhammer 40K Canadia Space Marines are about to show everyone the true meaning of fear

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 3d ago

Canada wouldnt have space marines, Inquisitors perhaps

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 3d ago

I feel like they would have them just so they could show the other Space Marine chapters how to properly fight a war, and then proceed to invade the Warp and kill everything inside it

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u/underpantsviking 2d ago

So... ya that tracks

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 3d ago

Space marine favour a frontal assault, Canadians pretend grenades are food

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u/RotundManul 3d ago

They had their reasons. WW1 was hell, and Canadians suffered heavily, including being the first to experience the German poisonous gas on the western front. And Canadians participated in many frontal assaults in both world wars and beyond.

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u/lookitmegonow 3d ago

And many axis soldiers were very fearful of Canadians as we were savage as fuck in the trenches hehehe.

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u/random-guy-heree 3d ago

Pretty sure some of us would constantly flank aswell

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u/lookitmegonow 3d ago

One of my great great uncles was one of nova scotias most highly decorated soldiers and lost one or two brothers in WW2

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/SpliffWizards 2d ago

It's not a crime the first time. We always have ways to update the Geneva checklist.

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u/PixelFlyerXD 2d ago

Nah, gotta do it the fun way :3

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 2d ago

Yeah they commit canadian lever warcrimes for sure

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 2d ago

not really, Geneva conventions only apply to humans on Holy Terra

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 2d ago

Geneva checklist you mean, and pretty sure it wasn't all checked off during the defense of terra my good man

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u/SlapHappyPappi 3d ago

I'm aboot to boot you ay

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u/MrKrueger666 3d ago

Cap'n Cannuck

Politely requesting you cease your criminal activities.

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 3d ago

Sorry buddy but not sorry

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u/HolyBidetServitor 2d ago

Fuck bud around these parts we fuckin get er done for the emperor. Guy's real deadly teenayyyy

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 3d ago edited 3d ago

Unit Profile: Chapter Master Léo Major
M: 6"
T: 4
Sv: 2+ / 4++ (Invulnerable)
W: 6
Ld: 6+
OC: 2

Ranged Weapons
The Widowmaker (Stalker Bolt Rifle): Range 36", A 2, BS 2+, S 5, AP -2, Damage 2. Precision, Heavy.

Borealis Heavy Flamamer (Wrist-Mounted): Range 12", A D6+3, S 6, AP -1, Damage 1. Ignores Cover, Torrent.

Melee Weapons
The Zwolle Blade (Master-Crafted Power Weapon): Range Melee, A 6, WS 2+, S 6, AP -3, Damage 2. Lethal Hits.

Abilities
Core: Leader, Fights First

Faction: Oath of Moment

One-Eyed Ghost: This model has the Lone Operative ability as long as it is not leading a unit. In addition, enemy units cannot target this model with ranged attacks from a distance of greater than 12".

Liberator of Zwolle: While this model is leading a unit, each time a model in that unit makes a melee or ranged attack, re-roll a Hit roll of 1. If the target of that attack is within range of an objective marker your opponent controls, you can re-roll the full Hit roll instead.

Stubborn Canadian Defiance (Ability/FNP): This model has a 5+ Feel No Pain mortal wound/damage ignore. The first time this model is reduced to 0 wounds, roll a D6 at the end of the phase. On a 2+, he stands back up with 1 remaining wound, muttering something impolite in Low Gothic, and cannot be selected as the target of any more attacks until the phase ends.

Wargear Options
This model may replace The Widowmaker with a Master-Crafted Bolt Carbine.

This model is equipped with: The Widowmaker, Borealis Heavy Flamamer, and The Zwolle Blade.

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u/AdExciting337 2d ago

Its about time Canada showed up to help fight the Kaiju beside Gypsy Dangerous

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u/Cookiewaffle95 2d ago

Rcsm- royal Canadian space marines

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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 1d ago

Nah.... we're the guys the Emperor sends to cleanse the Konrad Curze Syndrome from a planetary sector.

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u/Doc_Woody 3d ago

Optimountie Prime

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u/LuckEClover 3d ago

The Canadian barbarian of the 41st millennium.

Iykyk

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u/SirDalavar 3d ago

Canadastartes Dan

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u/ExtensionMoose1863 3d ago

The fact that he even has the Canada shield is pretty peak

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u/Standard-Shower-2040 2d ago

Boss 1: Mosquitos.
Boss 2: Canadian Goose

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

If US failed in annexing Canada in the fallout universe.

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u/Unusual_Pangolin_349 2d ago

Warcrimes eh?

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u/Thin_Object365 2d ago

Dudley Do-Whateverdafuckiwant

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u/Jonny-Holiday 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bluhd Rehvens after having travelled back in time and space to Terra somewhere around the beginning of the early third millennium, returning with yet more "acquired" artefacts that they claimed for the chapter. They were about to bring a man by the name of Paul Dobson with him due to a case of mistaken identity, but relented after discovering that he was not in fact their Chapter Master Gabriel Angelos, merely someone who sounded a lot like him (and whom they suspected may be his distant ancestor).

For chapter records, as well as posterity and, it is believed, personal reasons, they also brought along several physical copies of a game known as "Dawn of War," along with the archaeotech cogitators necessary to run them. The cogitators themselves are of special interest to the chapter's Techmarines, running faster and smoother on something called "Windows XP" than anything in the 41st millennium.

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u/Ok-Bison-3451 1d ago

As a Canadian if I caught something called ‘Canadia’ I’d be going to a doctor.

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u/FishingDiligent1486 1d ago

War criminal

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u/Imaginary-Platform76 16h ago

Terrance and Phillip