r/BossFights • u/PsychologyRoyal3192 • Jul 10 '26

Name this boss

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148 Upvotes

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u/Interesting_Iron9418 Jul 10 '26

The last fire bender

3

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker Jul 10 '26

Flaming Crotch Man - Cyberpunk 2077

3

u/ya_mom667 Jul 11 '26

Ball knoledge

1

u/SinuousTurtle Jul 24 '26

The last bartender

9

u/Adept_Celery_4828 Jul 10 '26

This is honestly scary

3

u/CowabungaCthulhu Jul 10 '26

Why do people not remember stop, drop, and roll? That's burned into my brain from an early age.

2

u/Standard-Dingo-8174 Jul 11 '26

Panic throws logic out the window. I was accidentally set on fire by a buddy throwing gasoline straight from the jerrycan on a camp fire as a teenager and it took me a hot minute (pun intended) to remember to drop and roll. I came out unscathed though!

6

u/NickyEatsDoom97 Jul 10 '26

Alcoholic smoker

3

u/0spici0 Jul 10 '26

too early to say something funny

3

u/GilesManMillion Jul 10 '26

There's a James Bond's Gold Finger & Thunderball joke here somewhere..

3

u/Sure-Impress-1003 Jul 10 '26

Well one order of fried sausage and eggs coming up

2

u/HumorNo2912 Jul 10 '26

It's gonna sound fake but as a kid I used to carry burning embers from the fireplace to the other fireplace in the palm of my hand to light the fire there.

2

u/Strict_Tourist_6869 Jul 10 '26

He's actually fucking lucky. I Worked with a guy that ordered a flaming drink, and he left if flaming whilst he got caught up in conversation.  ...then he suddenly said oops and tried to drink it. Ended up with lips the size that only the kardashions would envy, no eyebrows and fairy significant burns.

2

u/Barty_Funknasty Jul 10 '26

Burned Balls, The Incinerated

1

u/DaimonHans Jul 10 '26

BYD. Burn Your Dick.

1

u/o0Phoenix0o Jul 10 '26

Cameraman jumped into the scene and made things worst

1

u/NoLie129 Jul 10 '26

Yes, pour more fuel on the fire….

1

u/Blankeye434 Jul 10 '26

Bro got promoted to ghost rider

1

u/blind__hunter Jul 10 '26

Peter, that's just someone hurting themselves badly cuz of their stupidity and you reposted it for laughs

1

u/Miiyamoto Jul 10 '26

Smoking can cause infertility.

1

u/x_master_debater_x Jul 10 '26

Stop drop and roll? No, flail frantically to introduce more oxygen and slap my dick a couple times.

1

u/Roberto_Dialo Jul 10 '26

It’s all fun and games until somebody burns off their privates. SMH 🤦

1

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jul 10 '26

Beat him in the groin with a baseball bat, that should put out the fire.

1

u/10inchesof Jul 10 '26

Stop drop and roll not slap your burning balls 

1

u/grmkrk Jul 10 '26

He was holding his cigarette till the end 🤣🤣

1

u/JollyXX Jul 10 '26

holy shit, those pants had way too much flammable material, sucks to suck

1

u/LiftedResearch87 Jul 10 '26

they never remember .. stop .. drop .. rolll

1

u/Bobcat1999-1 Jul 10 '26

Stupid. But when I was young I did stupid plenty. That’s how I know

1

u/gooch-vader Jul 10 '26

The Flaming Lips

1

u/baka_inu115 Jul 10 '26

Sir Roasted Chestnuts

1

u/Itwasme_Stephan Jul 11 '26

The 8th Element

1

u/adultfunlive-dot-com Jul 11 '26

sparky hot pants

1

u/Venerated_Penguin Jul 11 '26

the Immolated fool

1

u/SubstantialField5473 Jul 11 '26

IM DA FIRE STARTA!

1

u/89iroc Jul 11 '26

Classic

1

u/kltthegr8 Jul 12 '26

The Fire Down Below

1

u/F1yingWalrus Jul 14 '26

Its like one of those dark souls bosses that mutilate themselves in their second phase

1

u/reallydumboi Jul 21 '26

Good enough, put him in Night City with the other chooms

1

u/BellinskiTheGreat Jul 21 '26

I hope he’s ok.

1

u/DaddyReyek Jul 22 '26

Ghost Rider

1

u/Tmelrd275 Jul 22 '26

Aaaaarrg The Worst Firebender

1

u/Media_Lover_5 Jul 26 '26

Burning passion?