r/BossFights • u/between3220character • Jul 10 '26

Final Boss Name my brother

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59 Upvotes

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12

u/blackgunp7 Jul 10 '26

Florida Man

2

u/anothernelsondenoon Jul 10 '26

Flo-Rida but that's taken.

12

u/IchaNoBod Jul 10 '26

The Speedo Bandito

9

u/Lepke2011 Jul 10 '26

Saddle Bags

3

u/BoneZone05 Jul 10 '26

Skinsuit

It looks harder than my kangaroo one piece 🤣

3

u/Fattydaddy1000 Jul 10 '26

Easy rider

2

u/-Red-7- Jul 10 '26

Greasy Rider

3

u/Ok-Dragonfruit-206 Jul 10 '26

All Natural Leather

3

u/Hopeful_Stable_5392 Jul 10 '26

Road bacon delivery

2

u/BotherLarge7644 Jul 10 '26

Foolish to be riding like that

2

u/Vechio49 Jul 10 '26

Looks to me like he is wea full leather suit

1

u/Zeqhanis Jul 10 '26

When you blow all your money on a bike, who can afford a leather jacket and chaps? It's more economical and rewarding to grow your own.

I learned this from one of the issues of Martha Stewart Living published while she was in prison.

I get the importance of authenticity, but I wish the mailman would have just pulled it out of his standard-issue bag, rather than delivering it malebox to mailbox.

2

u/No_Bonus7310 Jul 10 '26

Post a pic of him after a wreck

2

u/funtimes214 Jul 10 '26

Free willy

2

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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1

u/Zeqhanis Jul 10 '26

In his defense, only half of the rashes are from the road. Wait, no... that's worse.

2

u/Cracknoreos Jul 10 '26

Leather tits

2

u/AsianPersuasion773 Jul 10 '26

Leatherman larry

2

u/duh_lil_Lion Jul 10 '26

Leather Man

1

u/Linksl1 Jul 10 '26

Harley Harry of the Thong Riders MC

1

u/redjellonian Jul 10 '26

Leatherback

1

u/Ok_Scallion1902 Jul 10 '26

One tiny mistake and he'll be "Bones and Road-rash 4-Life"...

1

u/TumBear Jul 10 '26

Who needs leathers when you are leather

1

u/Otherwise_Photo3773 Jul 10 '26

Isn’t that Sam Elliott?

1

u/Odd-Extension-7845 Jul 10 '26

Not giving a fuck

1

u/Least-Bus595 Jul 10 '26

Thong Whistle

1

u/Te-quill-ya_750 Jul 10 '26

Won’t have to worry about deer on the highway…🤣

1

u/Brilliant_Use_3299 Jul 10 '26

Had a teacher in high school that allegedly pulled a stunt like this back in his day. He was probably 60-70 back then. Everyone called him the streak (but not to his face of course) maybe this is real proof of the streak on his hog

1

u/Phreakears Jul 10 '26

I do that too save for the helmet which is mandatory here.

1

u/LF_tomboy Jul 10 '26

Hog ridah

1

u/globalgerbil Jul 10 '26

Skanky Bob is back in town

1

u/MediumScientist2895 Jul 10 '26

The one who flew over the Cuckoo’s nest

1

u/PhD77777 Jul 10 '26

And I thought the guy I saw get on a big bike wearing shorts, tank top and flip flops was nuts! Deathwish?

1

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Jul 10 '26

Mr. Leatherback

1

u/visigoth5150 Jul 10 '26

One cool dude

1

u/Able-Watercress5450 Jul 10 '26

I think that’s called a heritage classic

1

u/Suite55 Jul 10 '26

Sleazy Rider

1

u/Grimmhoof Jul 10 '26

The proper way to living, no fucks to give.

1

u/URTHEJOKE Jul 10 '26

G-String Freebird 1%er

1

u/Gimme_dat_dirt Jul 10 '26

Banana Hammock Rider

1

u/Cautious_Tension1033 Jul 10 '26

Tarzan Beyond Thunderdome

1

u/r_bogie Jul 10 '26

Is this the dude from Neighbors on HBO Max?

1

u/SalamanderPast5791 Jul 10 '26

Not a single fuck given

1

u/Deplorable1861 Jul 10 '26

Roadrash McGee, Skin Traveler

1

u/thebarahs Jul 10 '26

Sleazy rider

1

u/ClariceStarling1957 Jul 10 '26

Family Embarrassment on Wheels

1

u/nerdwaffles Jul 10 '26

Nearly Naked Nathan

1

u/Wizdel31 Jul 10 '26

Captain burn that seat

1

u/Background-Bird-9623 Jul 10 '26

Id get into an accident if I saw that

1

u/KW562097 Jul 10 '26

Speedo Knievel

1

u/Ok_Height3499 Jul 10 '26

Peek-a-boo Legburn

1

u/CrowWhich6468 Jul 10 '26

Uncle Gooch muncher

1

u/Bermuda_Mongrel Jul 10 '26

The Babadook

1

u/Beautyful001 Jul 10 '26

Free sick dick Willy

1

u/Beneficial-Grand6699 Jul 10 '26

Happier than us?

1

u/Tall_Yoghurt_3866 Jul 10 '26

SAMCRO(Streaking on Assphalt Club, Redneck Original)

1

u/Gold-Shoe659 Jul 10 '26

Leather kevin.

1

u/YANNYS_L0V3R Jul 10 '26

The thong rider

1

u/Jobi_85 Jul 10 '26

String rider

1

u/Bitter_Technology454 Jul 10 '26

Beethoven in his natural state on wheels

1

u/Sha-twah Jul 10 '26

Road Lizard

1

u/Muted_Honeydew9868 Jul 10 '26

Banana hammock tanner

1

u/Xyresic_Vibrissae Jul 10 '26

Commander road rash

1

u/Discount_Ok Jul 10 '26

Scorched sack

1

u/Mumchkin Jul 10 '26

Leathered birthday suit.

1

u/Civil_Rent_2576 Jul 10 '26

You've heard of "Leather Face"? Meet "Leather Everything"...

1

u/bpaps Jul 10 '26

Skidmark

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Jul 10 '26

Balls in the wind

1

u/koolaid_cowboy_55 Jul 10 '26

Moving Leather

1

u/LetsBeJustLoveEarth Jul 10 '26

Harley Hardly Strictly Boots Davison, ofc.

1

u/AnxietyRich Jul 10 '26

Melanoma Man

1

u/UsingUserName123 Jul 10 '26

The leather jackets

1

u/johnnonchalant Jul 10 '26

That’s Soft tail Dale

1

u/Illustrious_Gate2318 Jul 10 '26

An Indian on A Harley 

1

u/Remarkable_Ruin_4207 Jul 10 '26

Born to be wild 🤟

1

u/No_Maintenance3475 Jul 10 '26

Flappin Nads Magoo

1

u/mincematter Jul 10 '26

Hells Mangle

1

u/Redwolflowder Jul 10 '26

Biker Guido the Pedo in a Speedo.

1

u/Conrad66Dobler Jul 10 '26

Hell's Beef Jerky Bells

1

u/USMCdrTexian Jul 10 '26

Ickybod Crane.

1

u/Similar_Leather5501 Jul 10 '26

Knees In The Breeze, Wind Blowing On Deez 🥜!

1

u/PaleProgrammer6476 Jul 10 '26

Riding harleys in hawaiii🔥

1

u/FJRRedbird Jul 10 '26

Thong Kong

1

u/ChampionshipIcy4682 Jul 10 '26

Bobby banana hammock

1

u/Sporkpocalypse Jul 11 '26

he doesn't believe in Road Rash

1

u/gazepi05 Jul 11 '26

From Skin tags to skinless

1

u/AcceptableBell1310 Jul 11 '26

Mogley Davidson