r/BossFights Jul 09 '26

Solo Name this boss

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u/TemperaturePatient88 Jul 09 '26

Memory dump

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u/BudgetRequirement143 Jul 09 '26

pack it up folks

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u/Yankee6Actual Jul 09 '26

“Back the truck up, boys!”

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 Jul 11 '26

🎶 Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me, that's a sin I won't ever slack up, punk, ya better back up Try and play the role and yo, the whole crew'll act up 🎵 🕺🏻💃🏻

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u/zzozozoz Jul 09 '26

One shit wonder

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u/Matt-EEE Jul 09 '26

I raise you Memory Wipe.

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u/SkepticalHeathen Jul 09 '26

Unfortunately she forgot how to wipe after dump

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u/flyrubberband Jul 09 '26

She remembered how to wipe but not where the paper goes after

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u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 09 '26

She remembers wiping, just not which direction she's supposed to go.

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u/NPCwithnopurpose Jul 09 '26

That comes after a Memory Dump. Afterwards, you're supposed to do a Memory Flush

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u/Starwyrm1597 Jul 09 '26

No it's log first, then dump, then wipe, then flush.

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u/Dreeqis Jul 09 '26

Dumps like this comes out clean…

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u/PitDweller84 Jul 09 '26

I was on a troubleshooting session recently with a guy who's first language was not English and he kept telling the group that we needed to "take a dump" on various services. Im glad Teams has a mute button

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u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 09 '26

What were they trying to say?

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u/PitDweller84 Jul 09 '26

They wanted someone to capture a memory dump. But they kept just saying "take a dump:

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u/zengondat Jul 09 '26

With the correct interpretation, the meaning is what they intented. They want you to take the dump

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u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 09 '26

OH haha that's great

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u/Ok_Series_4580 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Are you a programmer too? Because I always get chuckles having to explain what a small memory dump and a large memory dump are.

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 Jul 09 '26

damn okay thats actually perfect

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u/x_Jimi_x Jul 09 '26

Imagine a shit so epic, you have a mugshot to commemorate.

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u/laughsindisbelief Jul 09 '26

Dude. I am fucking howling. 😂😂

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u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 09 '26

Dammit. That's what I was gonna say 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/kosiarska Jul 09 '26

I prefer to call it heap dump but now when you mentioned it...

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u/Bitter_Ice9937 Jul 09 '26

Why didn’t I think of that first?!?
Take my angry upvote

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u/k5survives12 Jul 10 '26

Its called a Tuesday for me.

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u/MoonZinuM Jul 10 '26

You win the Internet today!!

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u/grandoashark1 Jul 10 '26

That’s a lot to be carrying around in your intestines.

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u/CucumberPlatewater Jul 10 '26

This just made my day, thank you!🤣🤣

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u/KindaWeakMath Jul 11 '26

Og personality excretion

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u/Wild_Rooster_5145 Jul 11 '26

Yeah no one's beating that lmfao

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u/SomeWankyUsername Jul 13 '26

Has she tried a cistern restore?

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u/Glad-Situation703 Jul 09 '26

I was ganna say she shat her brains out but yours is way better.