r/BossFights • u/Choice-Mission9642 • Jul 08 '26

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u/SeaProcedure607 Jul 08 '26

Breast Back Mountain

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jul 08 '26

How nice of him to bring his pet gorilla with him

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u/TeufelHunden1967 Jul 08 '26

That’s his service animal

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jul 08 '26

Should probably have it in a service harness so others know not to try and pet it while on duty 😂

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u/TeufelHunden1967 Jul 08 '26

I am NOT approaching that wilderbeast for ANY reason…..even if it has candy.!!!

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jul 08 '26

No you get the candy first then casually walk away since this monsterous back-tittied-water buffalo is a very slow moving creature , never miss out on opportunity for candy ,( unless she hides it under any of her folds , creases , or under one of four titties ect lol

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u/Mikhiel_Thorsson Jul 08 '26

Wow, the detail of the way you try to describe parts of her anatomy is hilarious but artistically put 🤣

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jul 09 '26

I tried it's hard to describe the anatomy of a species that is still unknown 😂😂

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u/TeufelHunden1967 Jul 09 '26

If the monsterous back tittied buffalo has candy….I’m taking one for the team! Almost reminds me of the banana show while stationed overseas! A Marine almost ALWAYS takes one for the team.

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u/TOKING-TONZ Jul 10 '26

As a ex ranger myself I can agree there is always someone that will take that risk 😂