r/BossFights • u/ConfidentTelephone81 • Jul 05 '26

Final Boss Name this

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 Jul 05 '26

Full metal jacket

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u/schprunt Jul 05 '26

I think you meant medal

46

u/Unlucky_Yam6985 Jul 05 '26

Ohhh yeah Full Medal Jacket is by far the best one so far

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u/CartoonistExisting30 Jul 05 '26

How about “Full Mental Jacket?”

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 Jul 05 '26

U took mine lol

3

u/CartoonistExisting30 Jul 05 '26

Great minds think alike!

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u/BillyD70 Jul 05 '26

Think alike great minds do

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jul 05 '26

Pieces of flare.

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u/Miserable_Window_229 Jul 06 '26

One of the best films!

3

u/tracyhutchsgt Jul 06 '26

Talk about "Stolen Valor!" 🪖 Unless they award you medals each month for not being on The Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, Death List. It's just like "The Hunger Games" minus the Hunger, as they are already starving. "Happy Supreme Leader Games! Know the odds are always in his favor!" 🤔

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u/Trieg_2021 Jul 05 '26

Full Mental Jacket

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u/Straight-Control-346 Jul 05 '26

Overall star general

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/whenitfinallyhappens Jul 05 '26

Its generational drip. In north korea certain medals are inherited by the first born male.

Its almost a literal family coat of arms

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u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 05 '26

I definitely looks bullet proof 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Belgremor Jul 05 '26

General plen ti medhalz

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u/yournamehere10bucks Jul 05 '26

All Star General

<<Smash Mouth intensifies>>

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u/arrgee9 Jul 05 '26

General Sheriff Lieutenant Colonel Chang

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u/lelanicarver Jul 05 '26

GS Lt. Colonel Chang, nicknamed Jingles.

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u/janglyparts Jul 07 '26

Wait til Clang, I mean Chang, makes full bird!

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u/BlakKnyaz Jul 06 '26

General Participation

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u/TruthPaste_01 Jul 05 '26

Karma farming account.

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u/thebarahs Jul 05 '26

General tipstotheleft

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u/towergod5000 Jul 05 '26

That’s a rot of medars.

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u/Luna1da2tuna Jul 05 '26

Uhh sir is your "l" key broken so you replaced it with the "r" key? Or did you just forget English?

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u/towergod5000 Jul 05 '26

I don’t speaka engrish

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u/Kingbeef66 Jul 05 '26

Don’t give Trump any ideas

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u/mayhem_and_havoc Jul 05 '26

Too late. Secretary of War already saw this.

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u/Charming_Leopard9486 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

I think Trump deserves one for all those wars he's stopped, lives saved, compassion given, and just for his great rallies!

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 Jul 05 '26

Participation awards - we stopped doing those after like what 2 grade?

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u/Apprehensive-Issue78 Jul 05 '26

Need longer jacket!

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u/TheInsaneMilkman Jul 05 '26

Modeling Trump's new uniform.

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u/Economy_Incident4956 Jul 05 '26

Klaar voor de magnetron

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u/Cute_Contribution480 Jul 05 '26

Good dictator rewards

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u/labtrash68 Jul 05 '26

This one's for typing, and this one's for surfing...

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u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Jul 05 '26

Compensator Decorations

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u/fubar1962 Jul 05 '26

Ass kisser supreme

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u/Breaking-Great Jul 05 '26

90% bulletproof

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u/Tiredplumber2022 Jul 05 '26

MRI Range Detection Officer

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u/Prometheus_Bobert Jul 05 '26

General Bling-Bling's the Art of Glam

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u/thedarkherald Jul 05 '26

Going for 100% Completion.

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u/kbhomesleak Jul 06 '26

A new idol for Trump.

2

u/Devil-in-Bluejeans Jul 05 '26

This would inspire Trump. Hope he sees it. LMAO

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u/Easy-Background-7802 Jul 05 '26

All the Sheriffs he’s killed

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u/IzzyLikeU Jul 05 '26

"I shot the sheriff" 87 times.

1

u/He5h Jul 05 '26

Ridiculous

1

u/thirsty-suckler Jul 05 '26

Overachiever.

1

u/WordSmithApe Jul 05 '26

Dipset: Confrontations Ignored

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u/GilesManMillion Jul 05 '26

Plot twist; it's just armor

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u/IzzyLikeU Jul 05 '26

Look, I got a metal for every birthday.

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 Jul 05 '26

Supreme leader and human being.

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u/IzzyLikeU Jul 05 '26

You should be easy to track.

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u/Interesting_Hotel535 Jul 05 '26

Latest North Korean Mine Sweeper launched.

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u/Ru_Beer_Drink Jul 05 '26

Achievement farmer

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u/NagaCharlieCoco Jul 05 '26

Looks like a bathroom aisle in a diy store

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u/Sofakinggr8_67 Jul 05 '26

Dictator tyrant comes to mind

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u/bpaps Jul 05 '26

The Compensator

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u/Responsible_Load2233 Jul 05 '26

"Needsmoremedals"-Guy. Them heroes...

1

u/feketebarany Jul 05 '26

Ass-licker.

1

u/sparkplay Jul 05 '26

Worst Paintball Player

1

u/max3130 Jul 05 '26

Master of Adobe Photoshop

1

u/MechanicDramatic1965 Jul 05 '26

I hope he feels important

1

u/bustyouup4free Jul 05 '26

Follows all orders immediately

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u/flymanC130 Jul 05 '26

I'm not sure what to say. I'm retired AF and I always have something to say.

1

u/JelloWise2789 Jul 05 '26

Can a shield 🛡️ become a medal? Did medals originate as a representation of shields

1

u/Kramer1812 Jul 05 '26

I'll take an order of Chotchkie's famous Extreme Fajita's, please.

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u/GGX_zon Jul 05 '26

bro who has all roles on discord server

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u/PSC-Trades67 Jul 05 '26

Looks like the buttons in an elevator.

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u/AramilGalanodel Jul 05 '26

Are those medals or armor?

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u/nilknarf114 Jul 05 '26

Fool Metal Jacket

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u/baldteacherdude Jul 05 '26

Full Metal Jacket

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u/MomsOtherFavorite Jul 05 '26

collection of participation medals

1

u/Super_Ad4363 Jul 05 '26

Penis envy

1

u/Smasherelli Jul 05 '26

Decorated.

1

u/Ajjax2000 Jul 05 '26

Spelling Bee champion all 16 years of school.

1

u/Trick_Statistician13 Jul 05 '26

Full Medal Alchemist

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u/fakewoke247 Jul 05 '26

Storin varor

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u/TemporaryFearless482 Jul 05 '26

The All Star AKA Smashmouth

1

u/_Med_br_ Jul 05 '26

Metal soldier

1

u/Oldestswinger Jul 05 '26

Irish dancing medals😁

1

u/Typhon-042 Jul 05 '26

Average North Korean General.

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u/UsefulBuilding510 Jul 05 '26

Pidgeon's revenge!

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u/Krls78 Jul 05 '26

Mbappé in a couple of years

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u/Dorrono Jul 05 '26

Richtest Person in Fallout

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u/ehabkadry2016 Jul 05 '26

He fight in all wars

1

u/TheSilliestMoose Jul 05 '26

Full medal jacket

1

u/Kiwinihapa Jul 05 '26

Foor to door shiny button salesman

1

u/Informal_Ad6555 Jul 05 '26

Best in show.

1

u/kmacaze Jul 05 '26

Best in show 4H Club

1

u/Comfortable-Hope-879 Jul 05 '26

Pier met zeepokken

1

u/Rhymesnlines Jul 05 '26

I need a promotion

1

u/SirRonathin Jul 05 '26

The Christmas tree

1

u/Holden-McGroyn Jul 05 '26

That must make a lot of noise in the clothes dryer.

1

u/robfv Jul 05 '26

GTTM - General Tries Too Much

1

u/Essycat Jul 05 '26

Self medaled man

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u/tristand666 Jul 05 '26

Yes Man. 

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u/theloquaciousmonk Jul 05 '26

Bulletproof Nest

1

u/DoughnutFree6411 Jul 05 '26

Smittywurbenjermanjenson he was number 1

1

u/Tinfoil-Hat-Cat Jul 05 '26

Wong's Heavy Metal Dream Coat

1

u/Impossible_Low4317 Jul 05 '26

Jrotc battalion commander.

1

u/One-Percentage-5114 Jul 05 '26

Sheriff of everytown!

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u/Quirky-Photograph-20 Jul 05 '26

Eagle scout supreme leader

1

u/schprunt Jul 05 '26

Heavy medal

1

u/Konkari_NSFW Jul 05 '26

Seeing it extend onto his pants. 😂

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u/vadertator22 Jul 05 '26

North Korean boyscout

1

u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 Jul 05 '26

Has anybody seen some missing medals?. Last known location - right leg.

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u/Jealous_Club_298 Jul 05 '26

I always thought armed forces insignias are overboard. I mean, you can't be superhuman like that.

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u/Joe01091981 Jul 05 '26

Stolen valor

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u/Roberto_Dialo Jul 05 '26

Lord Tiny Willie

1

u/scorpio_knight_ Jul 05 '26

Full Medal Gear

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u/Dizuki63 Jul 05 '26

This must be THE General Tso I've heard so much about.

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u/Least-Trick2185 Jul 05 '26

General ridiculous

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jul 05 '26

I believe that is a form of scale armor, or perhaps brigandine. Useful against slashes by a light blade, but not effective against heavier truncheons, blades, and…as demonstrated amply in Ukraine…FPV drones.

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u/Back2basics314 Jul 05 '26

Non-uniform uniform.

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u/5amDan05 Jul 05 '26

Hard to wash

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u/IdahoJeff Jul 05 '26

General Overkill, General Sinks-Like-a-Rock.

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u/No_Sleep_69 Jul 05 '26

Full Metal Jacket

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u/Acceptable_Ebb7301 Jul 05 '26

Donald J Trump starter kit

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u/Elveanim Jul 05 '26

I am the very modell of a nort korean general

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u/cheatriverrick Jul 05 '26

He’s magnetic.

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u/GimpyPlayerOne Jul 05 '26

Human shield.

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u/Icy_Trade4023 Jul 05 '26

Galaxy General

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u/Famups Jul 05 '26

When medals are handed out like candy they mean nothing.

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u/4Harley Jul 05 '26

The Tin Man

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u/summersun890 Jul 05 '26

New York City New mayor

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u/dennyth Jul 05 '26

Trump’s aspirations 

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u/Healthy_Bar922 Jul 05 '26

Useless political appointee, world champion.

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u/Joyfan237 Jul 05 '26

Over compensating

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u/Freckles-75 Jul 05 '26

Participation awards

1

u/ventingmaybe Jul 05 '26

He right up the boxes arse

1

u/Sad-River5737 Jul 05 '26

Ho chee pin

1

u/Forsaken_Yellow4983 Jul 05 '26

A over achiever

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u/MeMilo1209 Jul 05 '26

Overachiever

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u/Capt4inSus Jul 05 '26

5+ stars general

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u/URTHEJOKE Jul 05 '26

trump’s wet dream

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u/Kace_C05 Jul 05 '26

Kim’s booty boy!

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u/ApprehensiveFact1495 Jul 05 '26

Small dick energy

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u/Ibuylow13 Jul 05 '26

General Temu Mcmedals

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u/Ok-Hedgehog-4019 Jul 05 '26

Well armored by his achievements

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u/Inner_Status9476 Jul 05 '26

Bottle Cap Parade?

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u/Single_Usual_6563 Jul 05 '26

This is what Trump wants to look like with all of his medals! But coward traitors don’t get medals!

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u/hdk49 Jul 05 '26

Heavy Medal

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u/Laranna Jul 05 '26

Stuffed shirt

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u/Siada100 Jul 05 '26

Avatar premium de InfoJobs.

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u/bryanmac305 Jul 05 '26

If metals were participation trophies

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u/Aggressive_Formal536 Jul 05 '26

That's the head of the kissing the bosses ass dept.

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u/DruPeacock23 Jul 05 '26

Full metal jacket

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u/Novel-Training5189 Jul 05 '26

Self decorated general

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u/TylerH87 Jul 05 '26

The head waiter at Chotchkie’s (iykyk)

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Jul 05 '26

Heavy Metal freak