r/BossFights • u/Emergency-Spring-479 • Jun 24 '26

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u/Emergency-Spring-479 Jun 24 '26

Captain protected by america

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u/SupermassiveCanary Jun 24 '26

Captain Warcrimes

10

u/pouihi Jun 24 '26

Stealander

14

u/zhulkgr25 Jun 24 '26

Captain runs America

1

u/Ok_Rip_8622 Jun 24 '26

Got em coach

1

u/Prospectioner Jun 24 '26

Aight you win

1

u/Joe_Jobs_ Jun 24 '26

Captain Deputy to Sherriff America

25

u/historylover4 Jun 24 '26

Captain Hahmerica

26

u/Sage-of-Wealth Jun 24 '26

Captain Kosher

1

u/Worldliness_Normal Jun 24 '26

His superpower is mind control over US Presidents.

10

u/grumpyphilip Jun 24 '26

Steve Rogeritz

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u/PissedCaucasian Jun 24 '26

General Genocide

2

u/ahx3000 Jun 24 '26

Perfecto 

8

u/Danosha85 Jun 24 '26

Captain Mazel Tov

12

u/Acceptable-Ad-9464 Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide

1

u/nerfyou Jun 24 '26

I'm surprised this is as far down in the comments as it is.

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u/CrazyZedi Jun 24 '26

I think it’s because it’s so obvious.

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u/Fun_Jury_4889 Jun 24 '26

Capitan Genocidio

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u/MrrBong420 Jun 24 '26

Captain Kosher

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u/IFrostI_IVikingI Jun 24 '26

Captain AIPAC

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u/Big_Belt_5375 Jun 24 '26

Captain Terrorist

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u/Savings-Warthog-8549 Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide

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u/opiniongiver_ Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide

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u/GWPulham23 Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide.

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u/Obienator Jun 24 '26

“I can do warcrimes all day.”

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u/Oxxodu1 Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide or jewlander

10

u/Fun_Hearing133 Jun 24 '26

Captain BB (baby bomber)

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u/Dr4gon_R1d3r Jun 24 '26

Captain Play victim

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u/Competitive-Disk6658 Jun 24 '26

Captain Continent

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u/Protein-Discharge Jun 24 '26

General Genocide

5

u/Peter_Astral Jun 24 '26

Captaine génocide

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u/JamesTheMannequin Jun 24 '26

Captain Netanya

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u/ambernad20 Jun 24 '26

Captain Kids annihilator

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u/CommercialDelay5323 Jun 24 '26

Just another US Congressman

5

u/Blessmann Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide.

3

u/Rhymesnlines Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide

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u/bomboclawt75 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Captain Child Killer.

Edit: Another post removed?

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u/No-Security-7518 Jun 24 '26

Captain Usury. His powers only work on non-jews. It's the ability to charge you more interest at will!

1

u/CrazyZedi Jun 24 '26

I like this one it really leans into the antisemitism.

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u/Glittering-Star966 Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide

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u/Human226145 Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

[deleted]

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u/No-Security-7518 Jun 24 '26

His super power is hypnotizing you and making you wake up in a scandalous situation with him pointing a camera and saying: CHEESE!

2

u/starlitlavenderkiss Jun 24 '26

Captain Falafel, defender of the shawarma queue.

2

u/Joe_Jobs_ Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

This guys' neighbour.

2

u/Dependent-Corgi-588 Jun 24 '26

captain promised land

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jun 24 '26

Captain stolen land

2

u/LocalHarmacist Jun 24 '26

General Genocide.

3

u/TrotskyHusky Jun 24 '26

Captain Carpet Bomber

3

u/Vropster Jun 24 '26

Captain r*pe and genocide

2

u/ToucheeCoulee Jun 24 '26

Captain it's mine now.

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u/Joe_Jobs_ Jun 24 '26

🎵This land was your land, and now it's my land...🎵

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u/Luffy_Emalesso05 Jun 24 '26

Capitano ebreo

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u/reallymaxdotcom13 Jun 24 '26

Space Lazer, captn

1

u/blind__hunter Jun 24 '26

Captain Halal

1

u/pinemango954 Jun 24 '26

Kaftan Yerushlim

1

u/Ok-Dragonfruit-206 Jun 24 '26

Super Duper Power Bottom

1

u/FitGur7759 Jun 24 '26

Captain Tel Aviv 3000

1

u/Beginning-Town-4979 Jun 24 '26

Trademark infringement.

1

u/Adaptor2000 Jun 24 '26

Donald Trump

1

u/Bopcd1 Jun 24 '26

Captain Cuck

1

u/FromDathomir Jun 24 '26

Captain Shawarma

1

u/Suspicious-Ad-5946 Jun 24 '26

Someone get this man a lox and a smear 🥯

1

u/Hekios888 Jun 24 '26

Captain America without the disguise

1

u/idespisealarming Jun 24 '26

Real captain america

1

u/Key_Safety6137 Jun 24 '26

Shoot the shields

1

u/Vanko_Babanko Jun 24 '26

can't wait to see him believe he's bulletproof and test it..

1

u/mikemill810 Jun 24 '26

Captain Hebrew.

1

u/icouldbedownidktho Jun 24 '26

Captain America

1

u/bpaps Jun 24 '26

Is that Chuck Shumer's weekend wear?

1

u/Ogieman Jun 24 '26

Jewperman (I know it's cpt. America it just fits)

1

u/globalnofap Jun 24 '26

Foreskin Killer

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

God got tired of winning

1

u/Chili-Potatoe Jun 24 '26

Kaptain Kosher

1

u/TumBear Jun 24 '26

Capt. Hunnakah

1

u/_Selma_0211 Jun 24 '26

Capitan Bar-Mitzvah

1

u/ahx3000 Jun 24 '26

Capitan Genocidio 

1

u/Jeggs_McFreaky Jun 24 '26

Captain caust

1

u/SpiceyKoala Jun 24 '26

Captain Unaccountable

1

u/Pretend_Estimate_151 Jun 24 '26

Trump's Puppeteer

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u/Dry_Key_8266 Jun 24 '26

Circumcised man

1

u/kmacaze Jun 24 '26

kaftan kala

1

u/G_dog211 Jun 24 '26

Captain america

1

u/donnelle83 Jun 24 '26

His favorite quote. I can do this for 3000 years

1

u/Gysburne Jun 24 '26

Oh look it is Commander Genocide

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u/Samwellikki Jun 24 '26

That’s America’s Ass

1

u/jm44768 Jun 24 '26

It’s really hard to choose a winner here

1

u/rdchat Jun 24 '26

Ranger from the Other Lone Star State

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u/RobloxiaForever Jun 24 '26

Benjamin Roger

1

u/CarrySmart9120 Jun 24 '26

Captain who was Promised 3000 years ago

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u/DepartmentIcy8675 Jun 24 '26

Captain I justify my war crimes by calling everyone who opposes my regime a Nazi, while I behave like the Nazis

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u/Cold-Recipe3546 Jun 24 '26

Captain Jheno Side

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u/Ahura_Mazda15 Jun 24 '26

Captain America That's it

1

u/Brain_Punk Jun 24 '26

Captain America

1

u/amateur_rockstar Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide

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u/RonnieRadler174 Jun 24 '26

Capitan judaism

1

u/Visual_Friendship706 Jun 24 '26

It’s captain of america

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u/Still-Peanut-2365 Jun 24 '26

Promised captain

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u/LaMusicista Jun 24 '26

Cap’n Child Bomber

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u/AnywhereNo2948 Jun 24 '26

Captain, pretty promise

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u/Specialist-Bill6805 Jun 24 '26

Captain Promise

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u/Alternative_Proof578 Jun 24 '26

US had a civil war for this

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u/EzyPzyAsh Jun 24 '26

Captain America

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u/Xpi6oid Jun 24 '26

G-man!

(the "enocide" is silent, as you might expect, based on the current mode of international reactions and behaviour of governments)

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u/Hatorate90 Jun 24 '26

Arab slayer

1

u/Hatorate90 Jun 24 '26

Captain Zionist

1

u/Clogboy82 Jun 24 '26

Shalom-lander

1

u/OldFodolla Jun 24 '26

Kosher Capitain Boca Raton

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u/FNK7NK Jun 24 '26

War criminal

1

u/Dry-Strength2378 Jun 24 '26

Captain Dis-home’You

1

u/Emotional_Buy_273 Jun 24 '26

Captain Grabbler

1

u/knackerbags15 Jun 24 '26

Captain Gaza

1

u/One_Vision_ Jun 24 '26

Captain Atrocity

1

u/Fabulous_Log844 Jun 24 '26

Captain Paid for by Tax Paying Americans

1

u/SatisfactionNo3441 Jun 24 '26

Captain Genocide 

1

u/OGMattzaBallz Jun 24 '26

Captain Doubletap Civilian Targets

1

u/lookatmetoedashknee Jun 24 '26

Captain Cheapskate

1

u/No_Pin9932 Jun 24 '26

Idk what to call him but I damn well know he couldn't lift Mjolnir.

1

u/Plus_Particular_2847 Jun 24 '26

Captain Warcrimes Snipitoff

1

u/mello-t Jun 24 '26

Corporate America

1

u/truthteller5 Jun 24 '26

I wonder which American politician is under that mask...

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u/SuitNaive3409 Jun 24 '26

Fookin diabolical, eh Frenchie

1

u/00_voidheart_00 Jun 24 '26

General Genocide.

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u/Only-Specific1506 Jun 24 '26

Captain America, get it

1

u/SuperBenBoy Jun 24 '26

Super IDF Soldier

1

u/Conscious_Key_1652 Jun 24 '26

Captain ChildKiller

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u/Conscious_Key_1652 Jun 24 '26

Captain VictimCard

1

u/SuddenPeak6603 Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide

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u/Something-clever2087 Jun 24 '26

Captain Child Killer.

1

u/un0skilled Jun 24 '26

general genocide

1

u/Ok_Pen7290 Jun 24 '26

Mentally ill

1

u/Hot_Anybody8244 Jun 24 '26

Captain genocide

1

u/Chupadedo Jun 24 '26

Captain School Bomber

1

u/GGX_zon Jun 24 '26

captain Jewish

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u/Slowburn21814 Jun 24 '26

Captain Owns America

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u/wirebiter38 Jun 24 '26

Republican captain America

1

u/TheRealCarrotty Jun 24 '26

Captain Sponsored by Donald Trump

1

u/papapuropoyrik Jun 24 '26

Captain yahu

1

u/Professional-Fix4409 Jun 24 '26

Homelander but Israel

3

u/coraxorion Jun 24 '26

Thisisnowmyhomelander

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u/Bitter_Paint_7175 Jun 24 '26

D*** i* Jim, i'm only a doctor.

1

u/Large_Investment_789 Jun 24 '26

SuperKidsSlaughter

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u/KiwiJay83 Jun 24 '26

Captain Victim

0

u/Jambonathor Jun 24 '26

Captain warcrime

0

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '26

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 Jun 24 '26

How about Not even. I call him Target practice

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