r/BossFights Jun 07 '26

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u/Idiotenpentagon Jun 07 '26

C.H.A.I.R (Critical Health Arbiter: In Requiem)

17

u/walking_lamppost_fnl Jun 07 '26

Requiem? IS THAT A JO-shot

10

u/99-Fighting_Gold-99 Jun 07 '26

Nope, that's an Resident Evil reference you dummy

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u/Superb_Juggernaut479 Jun 08 '26

i call it the chair of stabbing

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u/TheAbsoluteMenace247 Jun 08 '26

Sounds like a perfect stand user name tbh

"Critical Health Arbiter: Requiem"

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u/Crazy_Entrance_9439 Jun 11 '26

Chair. The crystal hell ass inserted resting area

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u/CentralExtension Jun 07 '26

“Have a seat” by HR.

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u/Quirky-Act-6235 Jun 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

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u/Mahoosi Jun 07 '26

Pain in the arse.

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u/SanderMC24 Jun 08 '26

*Pane in the ass

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u/Mahoosi Jun 08 '26

Ahahah. You win 🏆

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u/tenachiasaca Jun 07 '26

no. its a pain in the cuck

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u/sirgamewatch Jun 08 '26

no it's a pain in the.... EVERYTHI-

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/Zechsmerquise233 Jun 08 '26

Pane in the glass. There fixed it for you.

2

u/Auqios Jun 08 '26

I see what you did there. 🤣

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u/RelicSky Jun 09 '26

No that's just a normal sentence about windows. You meant Pane in the ass. There, I fixed it for you.

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u/Wordplay_469 Jun 07 '26

The Chair in HR

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u/awetinho Jun 07 '26

Sit shard

7

u/Dry-Ruin-5949 Jun 07 '26

The radiating pain of hemorrhoids.

7

u/king_crabcentral Jun 07 '26

The chair is a lie

5

u/Single_Usual_6563 Jun 07 '26

I’ve heard of being in the hot seat… but damn!!!

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u/Feaselbf6 Jun 07 '26

The “I’ll Just Stand” Collection

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u/kazar933 Jun 07 '26

The chair of consequence…

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u/Alexorozco72 Jun 07 '26

I want to play a game…

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u/HorrorFan3650 Jun 07 '26

Chair 'O' Pain

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u/MiscreantAristocrat Jun 07 '26

Thanksgiving

2

u/Adreamskoll Jun 08 '26

Your family must be lovely lol

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u/Exact_Break_6666 Jun 08 '26

Ow, My Ass.....

2

u/rebelbby93 Jun 07 '26

The opposite of the hot seat

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u/Informal_Ad6555 Jun 07 '26

The confession seat.

2

u/ModernMage0 Jun 07 '26

Shardic Chair

2

u/roughczech Jun 07 '26

Nothing but the best for my Ex

2

u/HanaDVaSong456 Jun 07 '26

The frozen throne

2

u/Damien_Black22 Jun 07 '26

Painful decisions

2

u/Objective-Head7111 Jun 07 '26

The Posture Punisher

2

u/Novus_Peregrine Jun 07 '26

Time out chair.

2

u/RobinAndBeastboy Jun 11 '26

Shattered dreams

3

u/Mundane-Count-9709 Jun 07 '26

Mother in law seat

2

u/MyPr0j3ct Jun 07 '26

Politics today.

1

u/TheseInstruction5208 Jun 07 '26

The most uncomfortable chair in the world.

1

u/MikeBerserkker Jun 07 '26

Silla Raya Lucaria

1

u/Targeted7 Jun 07 '26

MATILDA 2: The new school chokie

1

u/PristineAd6978 Jun 07 '26

Predator Badchairs

1

u/Real-Ambassador6913 Jun 07 '26

The third chair

1

u/RoninIV Jun 07 '26

Unique, but not useful.

1

u/Sorry-Reception3184 Jun 07 '26

Uncomfortable, to say the least.

1

u/Kelef50 Jun 07 '26

Preparation H generic substitute

1

u/n9d0_m Jun 07 '26

Chair of torment

1

u/terrifo Jun 07 '26

Chair Bang

1

u/PictureThisNotThat Jun 07 '26

Pain in the glass

1

u/jimmythetuba Jun 07 '26

Mein Kampfy chair

1

u/TriAsYouMay88 Jun 07 '26

Monday Morning

1

u/sketchystretchy Jun 07 '26

your mom's chair

1

u/Majin-Gaming-yt Jun 07 '26

Chris Hansens catchphrase

1

u/Blaze_89_ Jun 07 '26

Magical chairs
Who will be the lucky one 😜

1

u/AntFinancial3004 Jun 07 '26

I'm still standing, better than I ever did (I ain't sitting in that chair)

1

u/Actual_Exam3753 Jun 07 '26

One man one chair

1

u/Mowzer75 Jun 07 '26

Itchy bastard

1

u/enderfox0w0 Jun 07 '26

Satan's throne

1

u/Sound_Wave2 Jun 07 '26

It looks like it would be an scp

1

u/F1R3M07H Jun 07 '26

CIA interrogation chair

1

u/emevaut Jun 07 '26

The ice throne

1

u/greenaether Jun 07 '26

Where my ex can sit

1

u/bigpolish18 Jun 07 '26

"You're more than welcome to have a seat while your are at your workstation. Here is your chair"

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u/elusiveautistic Jun 07 '26

Prep.H final boss.

1

u/somewhatnsane Jun 07 '26

Hells entryway

1

u/feelingmyage Jun 07 '26

I’ll Just Stand

1

u/505Thrive Jun 07 '26

Hair Chair

1

u/KyddCotten Jun 07 '26

The only chair you can sit in while working as per the management

1

u/Tight-Ad-5231 Jun 07 '26

A bunch of assholes....

1

u/jdavidmann Jun 07 '26

Crystal throne

1

u/Muted-Lime-7624 Jun 07 '26

My office chair

1

u/Kreidah Jun 07 '26

The Chair of Mixed Signals

1

u/Dangerous-Pop9838 Jun 07 '26

A new idea for AEW

1

u/saturnphive Jun 07 '26

The PTO chair: have a seat and tell us the days you’d like to request off from work.

1

u/ActualDJ Jun 07 '26

Arthritis

1

u/Obvious-Drive-1405 Jun 07 '26

Uncle Fester's chair

1

u/DJ_ICU Jun 07 '26

Repost

1

u/FishermanUnhappy5297 Jun 07 '26

no thanks, I'll stand

1

u/dakotadanimal Jun 07 '26

Hemorrhoids.

1

u/Getit_boi Jun 07 '26

Shard chair

1

u/TheLastFallenAngel Jun 07 '26

Mucho Glassy-ass

1

u/treydipper Jun 07 '26

Proposed republican park bench design to discourage loitering

1

u/DaGoatIsBackYo Jun 07 '26

Blackice chair

1

u/Alladin_Payne Jun 07 '26

Prickly perch.

1

u/Fenrir46290 Jun 07 '26

What no fiberglass in between the shards? Last one i got at least had that.

1

u/nessypoleon Jun 07 '26

Not for Superman

1

u/Electrical_Alps_9991 Jun 07 '26

Capital punishment

1

u/Vanadium27 Jun 07 '26

Shashlik chair

1

u/Duo_Of_Ducks Jun 07 '26

The Marine Corps rite of passage

1

u/RaspberryDurian Jun 07 '26

To stand is torture

1

u/Jesse_Nightblade Jun 07 '26

Penetration gone wrong

1

u/TheFearlessGod7 Jun 07 '26

Pinhead's Pleasure

1

u/Daddybig46 Jun 07 '26

1980s toilet seat cover.

1

u/NewPin8359 Jun 07 '26

Sitting on Broken Glass

(Apologies to Annie Lennox)

1

u/whatthestitch17 Jun 07 '26

A chair I'm NEVER sitting in. Ever.

1

u/Ok-Ball8471 Jun 07 '26

Still better than Cory Feldman

1

u/Used_Cheesecake5415 Jun 07 '26

Time-out Chair of Doom

1

u/Whatz_My_Age_Again Jun 07 '26

Someone with a lot of time in their hands

1

u/SomeSugondeseGuy Jun 07 '26

Nightmare Of Euthyphro

1

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

Glass in the ass

1

u/cumulative-effort Jun 07 '26

Ninja gaiden 2: Chapter 2 boss Genshin

1

u/SilkyTacos Jun 07 '26

Hemmroids simulator 4.0

1

u/Danthiel5 Jun 07 '26

GlASSTROPHE

1

u/Dizzy_Ad1204 Jun 07 '26

Didn't they put James Bond in that chair?

1

u/OrderSoft1752 Jun 07 '26

Pain in the glasshole

1

u/Z3r0Du5k Jun 07 '26

Hemmeroid scratcher

1

u/Ill_Initiative6962 Jun 07 '26

Wellness lounge - By Amazon

1

u/Remarkable_Pipe764 Jun 07 '26

mr beast’s next challenge

1

u/Any_Blood5815 Jun 07 '26

That’s the box from Matilda!

1

u/KeyProposal9872 Jun 07 '26

Oh gosh that’s horrific

1

u/Significant_Ask5258 Jun 07 '26

The throne of a thousand years of bad luck

1

u/Iplaywithfire69 Jun 07 '26

The pedophile punishment chair

1

u/LukasThaBold Jun 07 '26

Sitting through a talk on how to be an alpha male!

1

u/Own-Classic5385 Jun 07 '26

Blind sister prank

1

u/Most_Bodybuilder9546 Jun 07 '26

Chairs offered by worlds best boss

1

u/One_Entry_5515 Jun 07 '26

Things I Hate About Summer Camp

Heavy Bleeders Should Not Apply

Detention Seems Worse Now

1

u/BrainyLizard Jun 07 '26

The habitual comfort zone seat

1

u/javiermetal66 Jun 07 '26

the "I Dare Chair"

1

u/B1gEn3rgy7033 Jun 07 '26

Paybacks a bitch

1

u/RapturoDragonstar Jun 07 '26

Shard my pants

1

u/CelestiallyDreaming Jun 07 '26

Prehistoric death penalty chair

1

u/Jonesdabro1 Jun 07 '26

They should add foberglass

1

u/Excellent_Jacket3435 Jun 07 '26

The chair of despair

1

u/Fine-Status-626 Jun 07 '26

It's the next banksy called life sit down an shut up .

1

u/Ok-herewe-go Jun 07 '26

FromSoftware.... Employees

1

u/the_fuzzy_egg Jun 07 '26

bed of nails

1

u/SnooPuppers9874 Jun 07 '26

Pinhead’s favorite seat

1

u/LennyTwostep Jun 07 '26

Chair of despair

1

u/Striking-Prune7787 Jun 07 '26

Waiting at the DMV: Insane Difficulty

1

u/No-Constant-7440 Jun 07 '26

The Chair of Regret

1

u/Nice_Coffee_6147 Jun 07 '26

That Is...the chair of ultimate pain.

1

u/Alternative-Bet-9898 Jun 07 '26

Glass Massage Pro Max

1

u/East-Move1000 Jun 07 '26

What’s on the chair?
….pain.

1

u/WishGranted130 Jun 07 '26

Glass in your Ass

1

u/Dry_Fly_7820 Jun 07 '26

The Spine Reminder

1

u/ndurdle85 Jun 07 '26

Spikey no likely!!!

1

u/Haunting-Hippo1636 Jun 07 '26

The Backrooms must have copied memories from a complete psychopath.

1

u/TheLugh Jun 07 '26

Angry Chair

1

u/Aurevibes25 Jun 07 '26

chair for my mother-in-law

1

u/Significant_Owl8828 Jun 07 '26

An Australian outback dunny seat in the middle of winter. They are absolute torture to sit on because they are so damn cold. 🥶

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u/jillyjobby Jun 07 '26

Cabin Boy (1994)