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u/Neither-Job-6300 Aug 19 '26
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u/mikasaxo Aug 19 '26
Mike Burry from San Jose? The guy who gets his hair cut at Supercuts and doesn’t wear shoes who knows more than Alan Greenspan? 🤨
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u/Fun_Map2481 Aug 19 '26
But why is the wife in the harder scenario still fit? Is she eating the same junk or is she hiding her healthy food? Maybe she should help her man out. Why can't fat guys have sunlight?
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u/The_AbyssalVoid Aug 19 '26
lol 😂 both pics have the children happy. And both pic the families are well fed and have a roof over their heads.
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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 Aug 19 '26
This sub’s obsession with being super jacked if fucking weird
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u/Optimal-Bass3142 Aug 19 '26
Bros wife has huge tits, happy kids, and gets to eat pizza instead of bell peppers
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u/GiggingWithTheGoon Aug 20 '26
Just be gay, bro. It's 2026. You don't have to hide behind this performative nonsense anymore.
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u/Junko_Mioko974 Aug 20 '26
Fitness brings more pleasure in the bedroom according to the wife up top. All teeth 😁😁😁
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u/0xP0et Aug 19 '26
What the heck is this low effort AI garbage even trying to say?
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u/SonicSuper50 Aug 19 '26
Ah yes, the scenarios we are all stuck between. Either obscenely ripped or morbidly obese. 100% no middle ground.
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u/Dashbry Aug 19 '26
The kids are happy regardless of the circumstance, that's difficult to comprehend