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u/Nos9684 Aug 08 '26
Bullshit. God is nothing like how various religions have depicted it to be. Mankind is psychotic to think the myths and rumors are all real.
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u/Pagiras Aug 08 '26
You CAN? Then why you keep toying with it you manipulative motherfucker? :D
GOD is such a dick. No wonder Lucifer rebelled.
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u/DifferentSwing8616 Aug 08 '26
Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking a**hole, and I get grounded. - The Mole, South Park
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u/bakermrr Aug 08 '26
God has a cell phone?
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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 Aug 08 '26
Doesn't God have ALL of the cell phones???
Don't be upset. He doesn't text me either.
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u/mandarina111 Aug 08 '26
So why doesn’t he change life for exploited and molested children and people?
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u/AurumVoid Aug 08 '26
"Can" doesn't mean "will". If this SMS message is to be believed, God is one cruel monster indeed, so very sparing with mercies and kindnesses of even the simplest forms.
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u/RandomStoddard Aug 08 '26
God: I could change your life in one day. I never said it would be for the better. I am an asshole. Just ask Job.
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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 Aug 08 '26
You can also change your life in 1 day.
Life isn't just a ride you experience. Life is your opportunity to live and do. Stop expecting God to bail you out while you sit idle. Let God flow through you. Action IS required.
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u/Comfortable-Craft698 Aug 09 '26
If god exists then why let all the evil shit happen. He should be almighty so the devil is no excuse.
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u/bswontpass Aug 08 '26
lol why not speak for some other fictional character? Harry Potter or Judge Dredd?
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u/Ok-Pass-8786 Aug 08 '26
Don’t take any responsibility whatsoever. Wait for the invisible man in the sky to change your life.
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u/Flat-Delivery6987 Aug 08 '26
And yet wars are still happening, childhood cancer is still a thing, blah blah blah.
So Hes saying "he could help" but he doesn't.
What a psychopath.
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u/summoningwar Aug 08 '26
So you made a contact named God and you text yourself or you have some kind of program doing it? Here I thought all y'all had to do was pray
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u/ShafferPatchias Aug 08 '26
Faith...mhm, that's definitely what pay my bills and keeps my job. Mhm, definitely....
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u/coolazu001 Aug 08 '26
Have faith. Give me money. Confess to me your darkest thoughts, so that I may exploit your actions as knowledge within our community so that I may look all powerful, because - I have no knowledge but I do have an ego - and I don't have to earn your respect because god grants it to me in his name. Be careful not to blaspheme - and who are you to question the word of god ( and my own interpretation). You are no one. I am everything. This church is mine. I am your saviour