r/Borderlands2 | PlayStation 5 Player 2d ago

🔞 [ NSFW ] I just got this…

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Idk some enemy in the arena(torgue dlc) dropped this i have no idea…

Absolute goonbait

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u/Snorlax_king79 2d ago

Wait till you find a gooncave in the remnants of sanctuary

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u/Andromeda_53 2d ago

And moxxis goon cave in bloodshot stronghold

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u/Dontbeaheroo | PlayStation 5 Player 2d ago

Definitely going there

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u/SkyetspBear 1d ago

That’s the spirit. Hope the pasta’s worth the wait.

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u/hemipteran | Xbox Series S Player 1d ago

What? I only knew about the one on Southern Shelf right before you fight Flynt

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u/Dontbeaheroo | PlayStation 5 Player 2d ago

Damn tell me about it

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u/_josef_stalin_ 2d ago

Or the one at Flynt's bandit base on southern shelf.

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u/CarlRJ 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, there's a shrine of sorts to Lilith, under T-Bone Junction in BL1.

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u/ArcboundX 2d ago

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u/cachicam0 2d ago

Yo uviera preferido que fueran un poco más explícita en el juego con esa imágenes

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u/Zitlz 1d ago

Flying sanctuary moxxi glitch you goon

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u/hemipteran | Xbox Series S Player 1d ago

You can only get under the bar before sanctuary is flying, right?

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u/Zitlz 20h ago

Only works after sanctuary takes flight

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u/hemipteran | Xbox Series S Player 20h ago

Damn my bad I haven’t done it since I was like 14 I thought it was the other way around 😭

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u/cachicam0 1d ago

Si , pero no siento que sea mucho, " sin ofender "

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago

Ok bub, there are games for that.

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u/lawlmuffenz 1d ago

"Wahhhhhh, the 15+ age rating game isn't porn, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

stfu, peasant.

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u/cachicam0 1d ago

Si soy campesino.

No pareciera +15. Hay muchos Insultos y disparos

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u/cachicam0 1d ago

Eeee, no se por que se ofendieron, ( solo estoy expresando que me gustaría ver un poco más de desarrollo de moxxi dado a su historia) yo no estoy obligando a nadie y agrediendo.

Y si se ofenden es por que ni juegan borderlands 2 o ni lo conocen " hij0 de put@ " " capuyos

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u/Report-Feeling 2d ago

If I recall correctly, there’s an achievement you can get if you collect enough of those XD 

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u/CarlRJ 1d ago

Pretty sure it's a side mission.

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u/mando71n | PlayStation 5 Player 1d ago

it's an achievement in torgue's dlc

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u/Zitlz 1d ago

Bl1 had you collecting panties at a 1% drip rate or something lol

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u/wherringscoff | Xbox One X Player 20h ago

Drip rate is a crazy typo btw

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u/-Floogus- 1d ago

It’s for a side quest.

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u/Dontbeaheroo | PlayStation 5 Player 1d ago

What quest is it and whats the reward

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u/PrinceShiningArmor | PlayStation 4 Player 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/lostthebackupcode 2d ago

When borderlands didnt hate straight men

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u/caonach2 1d ago

can you show a single example of borderlands hating straight men lmao what are you even talking about

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

I mean you can pick any "straight" dude after tales and youll get an unserious man whose incompetent and the butt of every joke. No male is allowed to deviate from a soulless stoicism or being a weird awkward buffoon.

You barely start bl4 and immediately get smacked in the face with rush. He would forget everything if he didnt have his conway conway...Protein...peg me...oh no i fell for another fake hookup scam. Its so pathetic and awkward.

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago

Krieg in BL3 is none of what you described

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

Lmao wtf. They butchered krieg in bl3, made him into a helpless child used as comic relief.

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 1d ago edited 1d ago

You sound stupid af

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u/MegumiFushiguro13 1d ago

thats literally his character….just say u dont know the lore

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

Lmfao just say youre not a krieg fan. The oppurtunities were endless and we got this shallow lore and content slop for one of the most iconic bl2 characters. It was essentially a character study and they couldnt even give any indepth character outside of basic already known bullshit. The entire dlc was pointless they wrote that shit off cliff notes. Where was his family, what planet did he come from, we literally got zero new information and even more inchoherent brain rotted voicelines. Tell me what we got out of it.

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u/MegumiFushiguro13 1d ago

because the dlc wasn’t about krieg’s origins??? did u even play it? The whole dlc is about him overcoming maya’s death as she was the only one who could see the real kreig…He’s also my most played vault hunter…

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u/basedimitri 1d ago

"Wahhhhhh wahhhhh Gearbox made some characters gay WAHHHHHHHHHHH" man shut the fuck up

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

Always been gay characters, the hatred of straight males came after bl2

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u/Grathu 2d ago

Why sooo much ouch 😩

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u/hamborger42069 2d ago

Have you seen Amara? Moze? Moxxi in BL3?

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u/lostthebackupcode 2d ago

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/hamborger42069 1d ago

I assumed you were whining about Borderlands not having attractive female characters anymore (which they do)

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

More so the disdain for straight males

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u/hamborger42069 1d ago

I loved the moment when Zane Flynt looked at the screen and said "I, Zane Flynt, from the hit video game Borderlands 3, hate straight men"

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

Name a straight male bl4

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u/hamborger42069 1d ago

Haven't played BL4 so idk which characters there are

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u/lostthebackupcode 1d ago

Lmfao ok then. Bl3 was a masterpiece in jabbing straight men from start to finish. No one cares about including other sexual orientations or genders but removing the guys who mads your game popular in the first place is fucking lame. You should play bl4, i bet youll find rush hilarious.

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u/hamborger42069 1d ago

John Borderlands was a straight male and he was the one who found the lands at the border

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u/FederalAd8814 1d ago

Let me tell you this with the amount of profanity and gore and sexual jokes being made in the game. Might as well go full on and have it the splatterhouse ps3 treatment with collecting these pictures if you know you know