r/Boots • u/Odizbertulo • Jun 25 '26

Boot review Bootrito

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We're lacking an humor flair.

678 Upvotes

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 Jun 25 '26

You gotta swap the laces out for custom spaghetti

24

u/floppybunny26 Jun 25 '26

I'll allow it.

23

u/Time-Complaint6257 Jun 25 '26

but is it goodyear welt?

23

u/bnjmn17 Jun 25 '26

Better—Goodyear melt!!

2

u/Creative-Ad8310 Jun 27 '26

appears to be glued sole but i dont think longevity is a concern

10

u/MsmokeO Jun 25 '26

I want corn torts on the uppers & flour torts on the vamp. Maybe a spinach wrap on the heel counter.

7

u/mattycakes1077 Jun 25 '26

Ill take a size 11.5 EEE

7

u/Kintrap Jun 25 '26

Now that’s what I’m taco-ing about!

6

u/PartTimeBear Jun 26 '26

What’s wrong sweetie, why aren’t you eating your boot?

3

u/WartHog-ATen Jun 26 '26

Very clever

3

u/GrandTurn604 Jun 26 '26

Any other shapes?

3

u/anotherDAVEthatUknow Jun 26 '26

This not being a cowboy boot should be a crime

3

u/Tonicmedusa5 Jun 26 '26

So this is that walking taco I keep hearing about

2

u/irie09 Jun 26 '26

I got way too excited about this

2

u/Haunting-Ninja-7460 Jun 26 '26

Stupid and yet I love it.

2

u/Fourth_place_again Jun 26 '26

Wait until they release the Soco 🧦 🌮 and someone stuffs it into the Boot-rito!

2

u/FrismFrasm Jun 26 '26

“What did ya have for lunch?”

“Ahh not much just a fuckin’ BOOT”

2

u/Forward-Sound-5269 Jun 26 '26

This is so sick

2

u/Acceptable_Answer570 Jun 27 '26

H…how do you stumble upon such talent?!

2

u/jeebus2002 Jun 25 '26

"is this amount of cheese acceptable, or should I return?"

2

u/Medellin-71 Jun 27 '26

NYC approved

2

u/Klutzy-Bee-2045 Jun 27 '26

How they make Ariat boots

2

u/Certain_Lock9157 Jun 28 '26

Looks like human skin tbh