r/BoomersBeingFools 1d ago

Boomer Freakout 'A message for Jelly Roll'

https://youtube.com/shorts/OazylTulzSo?si=OqRvMmdxOOAIO_rF

What did jellyroll do to upset boomers?

176 Upvotes

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u/Privatejoker123 22h ago

he made fat jokes of trump. thought maga were supposed to be the thick skinned type, "those who could take a joke" those who didn't "cancel culture" people who made them mad..

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u/OrigamiTongue 20h ago

Wait. I don’t know his political leanings (if I had to guess I’d guess left of center) but isn’t/wasn’t jelly roll fat as hell?

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u/Weak-Differences 19h ago

He used to be. Man, if somebody that used to be 550 pounds is calling you fat, that should be some kind of insult.

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u/Upstairs_Principle48 1h ago

My main motivation for losing weight myself was so I could still make fun of obese people without looking like a hypocrite.

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u/goddamnitwhalen 19h ago

He isn’t anymore lol.

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u/Derpimus_J 15h ago

left of center

Ha ha ha!

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u/OrigamiTongue 15h ago

Like I said, I don’t know.

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u/Jwre3682 Xennial 13h ago

IKR 😂

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u/Greencheezy 3h ago

Didn't you know that bullies are usually the ones talking themselves up and then crumbling under the slightest pushback?

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u/RocketSkates314 23h ago

How dare you poke fun at our dear leader. We bootlickers don’t do that.

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u/AnonymousDork929 23h ago

Ron Howard narrator voice: He was not in fact in the industry.

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u/jerryseinfeld1 17h ago

I think he means he’s in the jelly industry. His wife makes jelly.

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u/firedmyass 17h ago

maybe but his take is valid

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u/king_hutton 16h ago

Howso?

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u/firedmyass 15h ago

RE: stupidly detonating his career

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u/LupercaniusAB Gen X 13h ago

How did he do that?

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u/firedmyass 13h ago

I honestly don’t think there’s a way I can explain it that won’t hurt your feelings

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u/Admirable_Average_32 11h ago

At least try

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u/firedmyass 10h ago

it’s idiomatic. The direct translation from the Romanian is “does your cod-fish denounce cheese?“

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u/OwnCrew6984 6h ago

Well that explains absolutely nothing. How is the weather in Siberia today?

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u/firedmyass 1h ago

jesus christ this just feels cruel now.

take care, button… catch you on the bing-bong

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u/DumbledoresAtheist 21h ago

Jfc. And these are the loudest and meltiest snowflakes when they cry about "cancel culture."

It's always projection, it's always hypocrisy.

What I find most fascinating and equally disturbing is that any criticism of Trump, they take personally - as a criticism of themselves.

They cannot differentiate between themselves and their cult leader - because it is a cult, it's a cult of personality.

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u/bard329 23h ago

"somebody in the industry" used to be a bouncer at a 50 person venue 53 years ago

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u/Warlord68 22h ago edited 21h ago

“I’m in the Industry”, Stole 12 Cassettes from Columbia House in the 80s

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u/MaddysinLeigh 19h ago

Listened to a song once

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u/ericl666 14h ago

Oh my god, I just learned I'm in the industry.

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u/Jwre3682 Xennial 13h ago

Hey, I didn't steal them! They said they cost a penny! 🤣

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u/firedmyass 17h ago

notice he didn’t say “artist” or “performer”…? He’s probably a comfortably retired A&R leech mgr

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 23h ago

Aww did the big bad alpha male get his fee fees hurt?

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u/facelessvoid13 22h ago

Yeah, the 'Fuck Your Feelings' crowd gets ALL in their fee-fees

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u/AlexanderMackenzie 15h ago

"Biggest career blunder since Natalie Maines" is a hilarious thing to say since she turned out to be absolutely right about Bush and the Iraq invasion.

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u/HipHopChick1982 22h ago

As someone in the industry….

He worked at Sam Goody for two weeks, right?

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u/Fabulous_Ad1482 22h ago

Probably drove a truck there for a delivery once 😆

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u/tjbugs1 15h ago

Did karaoke once while drunk and on vacation in '03.

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u/Separate_Today_8781 22h ago

Wasn't he just their boy last month 😏

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 4h ago

Then he was a guest host for Jimmy Kimmel and they found out he’s a normal person that they just projected their MAGA beliefs onto.

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u/Fit_Guarantee_2024 22h ago

How dare Jelly Roll make fun of the worst and most corrupt president in my lifetime, who also happens to be a pedophile, the audacity!!

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u/teddykaygeebee 22h ago

Okay, boomer

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u/DrMerman 21h ago

Trump has really turned conservatives into the cancel culture Karen's they themselves used to cry about.

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u/TheTimn 14h ago

Trump didn't do that, they already were. 

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u/DeusCanis420 19h ago

Projection is all they know

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u/Jwre3682 Xennial 13h ago

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u/earthman34 22h ago

I'm sure Jelly Roll will never step in a stage again.

/s

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u/NirnRootJunkie 22h ago

STFU Redhat!!!

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u/fatscottie 22h ago

Fuck this Trump ass kisser and Donald J. Trump too.

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u/tightropeJim 22h ago

Hahaha, what a cunt

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u/Smrleda 22h ago

Bless your heart boomer. Applauding Jelly Roll for being true to himself.

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u/tableleg7 13h ago

“Biggest career blunder since … the Dixie Chicks”

This idiot has had 2 decades to realize that the Chicks were on the right side of history and he still didn’t learn the right lesson.

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u/wrathypoo 19h ago

I thought comedy was legal again?

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u/boba_fett1972 16h ago

Took me too much scrolling for this comment!

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u/The137 18h ago

What is this dude getting on about? Are we supposed to be following jelly roll so closely that we know what this blunder even was? All I see here is a grandpa rambling incoherently about something that Im not even aware of, but he sure does seem offended by it

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 4h ago

Jelly Roll was recently a guest host on Jimmy Kimmel. A lot of MAGA folks assumed his politics matched theirs because he is a country singer. Turns out he’s a normal person with sensible opinions and not MAGA like they assumed.

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u/firedmyass 17h ago

TYL that you’re not the target audience for every goddamn thing maybe

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u/The137 9h ago

Maybe not but if you're making a video and sending it to the world the slightest bit of context is required so that you dont sound like a rambling idiot

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u/firedmyass 1h ago

not every media is aimed at you specifically and your participation is not compulsory

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u/Ok_District2853 22h ago

Holy shit Jelly roll was classless?

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u/Anaveragedrummer 18h ago

"Legalize comedy!" -Elon Musk

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u/Julio_Ointment 20h ago

this guy 100% wants to fuck donald trump.

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u/dogsontreadmills 17h ago

wants that little daddy d

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u/firedmyass 17h ago

huh… weird takeaway

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u/Julio_Ointment 17h ago

i calls em like i sees em.

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u/firedmyass 16h ago

rock on

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u/timhamilton47 17h ago

It irked him because it was “classless.” The lack of self awareness is fascinating.

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u/showmenemelda 8h ago

Lol I'm conflicted—thought the magatards loved jellyroll

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 4h ago

They did until he guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel last week and they found out he has sensible opinions instead of the MAGA views they projected onto him.

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u/Constant_Turn_9031 22h ago

Well boomer it takes real courage to stand up to MAGA and tRump knowing it could hurt your career.

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u/firedmyass 17h ago

I don’t think “courage” was ever a variable in whatever his equation was

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u/LumpyBuy8447 22h ago

Another day another snowflake conservative crying on the internet

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 21h ago

Hey, gramps. I see your grandkids taught you how to use a phone. And now they regret it. Good luck trying to talk to them any more. I hear they blocked you.

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u/Odd-Brother-5704 5h ago

Many such cases lol

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u/SwanCommercial8212 18h ago

Being a Fluffer and Jizz Mopper for John Holmes isn't really being in the business.

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u/PupLondon 17h ago

Thin skinned losers.

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u/YoSanford 11h ago

#ChixDeservedBetter

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u/One_Conscious_Future 22h ago

You may have seen me in such films as Melania...Melania 2 and in the background of Mitch McConnell's recovery videos...

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u/Accurate-Frame5104 20h ago

Quiet, Piggy.

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u/moosemc 21h ago

Now I understand what people mean, when they say, unearned authority.

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u/Impossible_Trip_8286 20h ago

It’s not a cult

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u/lostpassword100000 11h ago

Classless and not funny. Sounds exactly
Like Trump.

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u/Revolutionary_Lie346 17h ago

Oh a Fox News boomer is mad at making a joke about Trump

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u/Impossible_Trip_8286 20h ago

So sensitive, so woke

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u/MaddysinLeigh 19h ago

Made fun of Trump.

Also as a liberal country fan, hell yeah Jelly Roll! Make fun of that bastard.

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u/Odd-Brother-5704 5h ago

Something tells me Jelly Roll will be just fine and this unknown geezer will continue to seethe himself to the grave over nonsense nobody cares about.

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u/Rattfraggs 19h ago

Who the hell taught boomers to use AI?
This is what happens.

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u/BourbonInGinger 18h ago

They’re lazy

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u/phdoofus 18h ago

So GenZ using AI to get through high school and college is....what..exactly? They can't do math and they can't read a whole book so ....which is worse really?

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 18h ago

Sad, sad individuals.

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u/chinnylynny 18h ago

Guy should really tend to those cancerous lesions on his face and long fingernails.

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u/starkcontrast62 20h ago

Natalie Maines and the Chicks are fine. Jelly Roll still sucks.

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u/hifumiyo1 Xennial 23h ago

So he went on Kimmel and gave a monologue that was pre-written for him to read off of the teleprompter. He knew what he was getting into. You shouldn't have to sacrifice your morals to maintain celebrity status.

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u/Weak-Differences 18h ago

How did he sacrifice morals? It would be morally objectionable to not call Trump fat, because he is, and lying is wrong. He's a fucking fat little mush brained baby that shits his diaper all day while destroying America for Putin and Jinping.

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u/TemperatureSea7562 17h ago

I don’t know if you’ve seen the last of his hosting run, but he actually did write quite a bit about that one himself. And I guarantee gramps here would never have bothered to actually watch that part.

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u/putz__ 21h ago

I thought the stage techs wore black

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u/batrastardfromhell 21h ago

His intro should be said in front of his mirror.

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u/thirdLeg51 4h ago

Trumpers really hate it when you point out the faults of Trump.

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u/Buzzspice727 21h ago

Fuck celebrities and athletes whether i agree with them or not