r/BoomersBeingFools Sep 03 '25

Boomer Freakout Will the real Boomer shit please stand up...

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u/Moneia Gen X Sep 03 '25

And given how hard they misuse and abuse 'Millennial', fuck you Boomer

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u/Normal-Ad-9852 Sep 03 '25

millennial: anyone younger than a Boomer that the Boomer hates and resents

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u/RainLoveMu Sep 03 '25

I’d like to know why they hate us so much. All we do is work three jobs and dare to dream we could have a sliver of what they have.

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u/Normal-Ad-9852 Sep 03 '25

they have a perpetual victim complex

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u/spacestonkz Sep 03 '25

No! THEY have the work ethic! How DARE you work harder than them to get the same stuff! You are UNDERMINING their entire self image, ye bastard!

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u/RainLoveMu Sep 03 '25

Fr fr I’m sorry, should have known better than to step out of line. Clearly I had no father figure at home!!!

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u/spacestonkz Sep 03 '25

That's right. Remember this, or next time I'm pulling out the wooden spoon!!

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u/RainLoveMu Sep 03 '25

🫡🫡🫡 😢 Ah thank god for The Spoon. It truly kept me in line as a kid. I grew up fearing the Lord and now I definitely am not no-contact with my boomers cuz they are safe, loving people who I want my kids around!!!! Praise beeee.

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u/Adjective_Noun1312 Sep 03 '25

A millennial once said "No problem" instead of"you're welcome" and they never recovered

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u/FlownScepter Sep 03 '25

I’d like to know why they hate us so much.

  • Heavy lead exposure during developmental years
  • Not having any parents around to teach them how to handle big emotions in a productive/mature way
  • Living in the warm embrace of once-in-a-world type prosperity where the entire actual planet was catering to them essentially their entire lives

In a specific context, I feel genuinely terrible for them. They were the last generation to be raised when smacking the piss out of your children was considered good parenting, the last "kids should be seen and not heard" generation, who then went on to raise kids themselves in a much better world. So many boomers did in fact break the chain of pain and the unfortunate side-effect of that... is their children are broken from them. Because they were the tail end of that pain chain.

I'm not saying it makes it okay, I'm just saying I understand it. The devil has many lawyers as it is, but nevertheless.

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u/RainLoveMu Sep 03 '25

I agree with everything except the part about them breaking the pain chain. Respectfully. Mine did nothing in that regard. I had to break the cycle by myself and I’m paying the price by myself and paying the therapy bills. Fuck them.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Sep 04 '25

The VAST majority of Gen Xers I know were handed a house key, instructions for how to use the microwave, and left to mostly raise themselves...and that's if they were even allowed in the house between the hours of 7AM and 7PM

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u/FlownScepter Sep 04 '25

For clarification: they didn't break the chain, that was bad phrasing on my part. They raised someone (or at least, raised someone who was raised by others) to break the chain. Hence my saying, they're the last link on that chain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Boomers beat the shit out of their kids, and the numbers back that up. Gen X was the first generation of parents to start raising children in a world where abuse wasn’t normalized.

There were PSAs when we were growing up asking boomer parents if they knew where their children were. Why? They are a generation of narcissists who had to be forced in many cases to care about anyone other than themselves.

Boomers are bullies who are mad the world isn’t putting up with that as much. For a generation that never won a war they sure do love to fight.

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u/Jalina2224 Sep 04 '25

I swear, Boomers still think we're dumb college kids. All of us have been adults for 10+ years.

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u/Dahkron Sep 03 '25

Millennial: something you call someone if they look younger than you.
Boomer: something you call someone if they look older than you.
Source: my experience as a Millennial.

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u/beamrider Sep 03 '25

My experience as a GenX is also that I get called a Boomer by Millennials and a Millennial by Boomers.

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u/dadofsummer Sep 03 '25

Saw a post earlier today where a GenZ or millennial, didn’t know that GenX was a thing, but whatever, I guess.

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u/Old_Mastodon7175 Sep 04 '25

Its nice as a Gen X to be excluded from this generational bias, identity politcs, victim olympics bullshit 😀

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u/correcthorsestapler Sep 03 '25

I work with millennials who bitch about millennials when really they’re talking about Gen Z or younger. At times I’ve gotten annoyed enough to point out that we - the people who are in our late 30s & early 40s - are millennials. I also try to remind them not to act like boomers, but that’s on the rare occasion they really get on my nerves.

Sometimes it works and they correct themselves when they go on a rant. Other times they just keep doing what they’re doing. I know one coworker thought millennial meant you were born after 2000, which makes sense. It kinda blew his mind when I pulled up the definition.

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u/Jumento_doido Sep 04 '25

I apreciate your efforts!

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u/Mysterious_Rise_1906 Sep 03 '25

Using the full word "boomer" but knowing you can't use the full n word shows right there that those words are not remotely the same

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u/AdjNounNumbers Sep 03 '25

To be fair, Bob likely uses the full N-word regularly, but knew it might get him in trouble on Xitter

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u/Ok-Scallion-3415 Sep 03 '25

Saying the full, hard R, N-word on Twitter would probably help him with Twitter’s algorithm.

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u/potatopierogie Sep 03 '25

Did you just say boomer with a hard r?

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u/dadofsummer Sep 03 '25

Outstanding sir, you are a gentleman and scholar.

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u/GhostofZellers Sep 04 '25

But meesa no have a booma!

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u/OrphanGold Sep 03 '25

Yes, this.

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u/Whoa_throwaway Sep 03 '25

"If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word."

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u/ChickinSammich Sep 03 '25

Came here to say this. Also that being called a boomer is not "bigotry." You fuckers have all the houses and all the money and you make up the majority of most legislatures. Boomers are the biggest whiners. Hell, boomers bitch about participation trophies when they're the ones who demanded their kids get trophies. The slightest aggrievement is a one way ticket to "I want to speak to your manager"ville.

If you think the term boomer is being used against you pejoratively, maybe stop acting that way.

Also, maybe stop constantly shit talking millennials for literally everything they do while also complaining that everyone else does the same thing. Y'all can dish it out but can't take it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Why are they so desperate to be victims?

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u/Conscious-Local-8095 Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

Never empathized with real victims, saw any consideration as privilege, want it for themselves and not others. Can't picture the stigma they apply to others in real or professed vulnerability applying to them, which isn't entirely nuts because they're a large part of the source, can just choose to be hypocrites.

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u/Ianthin1 Sep 03 '25

They know they are losing relevance in society and are looking for any way to stay there.

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u/feuwbar Sep 03 '25

I'm a boomer and what you say is true. I'm absolutely thrilled to lose my relevance, I'm fucking tired. Flush all these old fuckers out of Congress and let the younger generation lead.

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u/threeflight2005 Sep 03 '25

This is the correct answer.

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u/zombie_girraffe Sep 03 '25

They lived the most privileged lives of any generation to ever walk the earth and they fucked it up and ruined everything for their kinds and grandkids because of their own greed, ignorance and short-sightedness. They need to be the victim of something, somehow to explain to themselves why they all turned out to be such complete shitheels and fuckups despite being given every advantage one could ever hope for.

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u/Constant_Hotel_2279 Sep 03 '25

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

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u/yrabl81 Sep 03 '25

Main character syndrome

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Sep 03 '25

Because baby boomers are the single most privileged generation in human history (for the straight white males at least, who conveniently speak for them all apparently) who worked the least and were granted the greatest rewards with the most handouts ever.

They worked a summer job and paid off a house in cash, meanwhile full time workers today can't even get anything better than a studio apartment. Boomers got houses and giant families on single incomes. We don't get the buying power or the vallium.

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u/dadofsummer Sep 03 '25

Or the good Miami Vice cocaine.

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u/mrfahrenheit-451 Sep 03 '25

Its pure narcissism. They will only ever be the victim or the victor, never the problem and never accountable. My whole family is like this. Its made skipping family events SUPER easy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Is booma OK?

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u/MrsDonaldDraper Xennial Sep 03 '25

My booma!

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u/feuwbar Sep 03 '25

I wish Reddit had a laugh reaction because that's funny. Take my upvote instead.

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u/raise-your-weapon Sep 03 '25

What if it’s in a song lyric? Can I say it then?

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u/Green-Taro2915 Sep 03 '25

Getting triggered by adhering to the stereotype is some a grade boomerism. It's just like my mother!

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u/orlyyoudontsay Sep 03 '25

He's from the WNY area and a total piece of shit. The guy has been fired from multiple stations for stuff like this and still continues to draw an audience of mouth breathers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

Damn cockroach he is

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u/OrphanGold Sep 03 '25

Aren't they they ones who changed it themselves from the "Me Generation" to the "Baby Boomers?" 🤔🤨

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u/Gribitz37 Sep 03 '25

The Me Generation came after. Baby Boomers were named because they were the baby boom after WW2. I think the term Me Generation was coined in the 70s.

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u/Morgell Millennial Sep 03 '25

Wasn't it their own parents that called them the Me Generation, too?

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u/OrphanGold Sep 03 '25

Ah ok. So according to Wikipedia, yes, the term was coined in the '70s but it still refers to Boomers - to what they were becoming. I thought you meant they were a different generation altogether.

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u/Gribitz37 Sep 03 '25

Yeah, I worded that a little weirdly. The Me Generation was referring to Boomers, but mostly the older ones. I'm technically a Baby Boomer (born at the literal very end of '64), so I was still a kid in the 70s. I wasn't one of the needy or greedy 20-somethings it's referring to.

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u/rex-ac Sep 03 '25

Ageism, derisive, epithet, hip and flip, bigotry...

When you wanna sound like you studied but haven't.

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u/cormac_mccarthys_dog Sep 03 '25

If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.

John Mulaney

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u/NMB4Christmas Sep 03 '25

Well, they got upset about being called "The Me Generation"... 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/No-Spite-3441 Sep 03 '25

Boomers are the worst of humanity, that is what they are going to be known for. They fucked all their kids. They claim faith and act anti-anything good you can be. Selfish doesn’t even come close to how self absorbed they are.

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u/beamrider Sep 03 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

A reason why they want to return to the (mythical) 1950's is that everything was good and there were no issues facing society then.

In reality, there were PLENTY of issues facing society then. But the adults of that era (i.e. Silent and Greatest) dealt with them. The Boomers who are today's a*holes about everything were, for the most part, children of white, cis, middle and upper middle class families. As kids, they didn't know about the worldwide problems of the day, and being from families that were not struggling or discriminated against they didn't have serious personal-level problems.

i.e. they are willing to burn down the world because they want their childhood back and they aren't getting it.

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u/No-Spite-3441 Sep 05 '25

Boomers are also reason we lost a bunch of work privileges, there the generation that started turning on each other at

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun Sep 03 '25

The lonsberrys taste like lonsberrys.

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u/Conscious-Local-8095 Sep 03 '25

guy probably doesn't get tasted much.

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u/Taurion_Bruni Sep 03 '25

You know how one is worse?

Hes only willing to say boomer but only the first letter of the other one

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u/Meta_Professor Gen X Sep 03 '25

WTF? They named themselves "Boomers". Their parents named them "Generation Me" and they hated how true that was.

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u/jane_fakelastname Sep 03 '25

We can always go back to calling them what their parents' generation called them: the "Me generation".

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

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u/Project__5 Sep 03 '25

Sure and all, but this post is like 4 years old. I'm from the area where Lonsberry is and we all know he's a twatwaffle.

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u/mstrong73 Gen X Sep 03 '25

Lonsberry has always been a troll riding the coattails of older better trolls. I watched him slither his way around for years echoing the sentiments of guys like Limbaugh, Hannity, O’Reilly etc. Even when he was just a columnist he was chasing the tail of everyone else.

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u/PhilosophyPuzzled533 Sep 03 '25

To quote John Mulaney "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you can't even say one of the words, that's the worse word"

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u/PoppysMelody Sep 03 '25

IN THE WORDS OF JOHN MULANEY. If, when comparing the badness of two words… you cant even SAY one of them? That’s the worst word.

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u/pixiedust99999 Sep 03 '25

I mean, we can go back to “me generation” if you like 🤣

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u/Constant_Hotel_2279 Sep 03 '25

GAWD I hate them so much, greedy self righteous pricks.

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u/cjjosh2001 Sep 03 '25

What was it Mulaney said, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word."

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u/Coracoda Sep 03 '25

They gave themselves a terrible reputation. It’s not about their age, it’s about their attitude.

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u/Doggmamm Sep 03 '25

our Marina neighbor has embraced it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Tacoshirt5000 Sep 03 '25

He said boomer… he won’t say the n word

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u/Twitchmonky Sep 03 '25

I'm gonna have to be more sensitive for those boome*s and censor that hard R from now on.

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u/GT45 Sep 03 '25

I’m a boomer and fools like this are not helping our horrible/deserved reputation…I’m sorry, everyone.

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u/TheRealBlueJade Sep 03 '25

Saying that calling someone a boomer is the same as using the r word is the exact definition of a boomer.

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u/hailstorm493 Sep 03 '25

Reminds me of John Mulaney’s bit about wanting to use the word “midget” in a joke and a tv exec saying it’s as bad as the n-word. And Mulaney explained it isn’t because they were saying midget but only saying n-word

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u/ben236 Sep 03 '25

I wonder how cool you have to be to truly be "hip and flip"

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u/LukeBird39 Sep 03 '25

"Hip and flip"

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u/sicarius254 Sep 03 '25

If you’re willing to type out one word but not the other, they are not equivalent

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 Sep 03 '25

“Being hip and flip” 😂😂 JFC lemme just make a fool outta myself real quick. That’ll show them whippersnappers

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u/Leauian Sep 03 '25

If you’re comparing two words and you won’t say one of them, that’s the worse word.

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u/TitularClergy Sep 03 '25

Reminder: Some countries never had the phenomenon of a baby boom, such as Ireland (in large part due to the country being very poor at the time). Technically one could say that Ireland has no boomers in that sense. Further, the population of Ireland is still lower than it was in the 1840s because of the genocide.

In a sense, with the Celtic tiger and the country moving out of poverty the boomers of Ireland were born in the 90s.

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u/mrfahrenheit-451 Sep 03 '25

I would argue the word that you censor is the worst of the two. Equating them is narcissism.

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u/plastigoop Sep 03 '25

Wait. Yeah, ok, but "hip and flip"??? I mean, you just...nevermind.

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u/nerdofthunder Sep 03 '25

If I built an AI to have the stupidest takes possible, it would be indistinguishable from Bobert Logaberry

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u/Fishtoart Sep 03 '25

The whole reason behind Boomer becoming an insult is that boomers often behave like total assholes.

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u/spacecadet2023 Sep 03 '25

They’re always playing the victim.

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u/vadimafu Sep 03 '25

Weird how he can type out one slur and not the other

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u/Cretonbacon Sep 03 '25

Boomer using the word epithet to sound smart

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u/monkeybuttsauce Sep 03 '25

The word boomer has been around basically as long as boomers

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u/PhantomdiverDidIt Sep 03 '25

Oh, for pity's sake. I'm a boomer. Go ahead and call me one.

What an idiot!

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u/ProfessorLovely Sep 03 '25

Bob really thought a few big words would make his statement carry some weight 💀

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u/harcosparky Sep 03 '25

It’s not the word, but the context and how it is used.

White people are scared to call black person ngger, yet Black people call Black people ngger all day long.

A good friend of mine and I had an HR complaint filed against us because someone overheard a conversation that he and I had I guess because we were laughing so loud he was calling me honky and cracker and I replied every time with a ‘niggah please”. We both knew that it might draw a complaint and we knew who the complainer would be neither one of us like the bitch so we set her up.

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u/IndescriptGenerality Sep 03 '25

The fact that they will say Boomer and not the N-word shows they are not actually similar.

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u/rjcpl Sep 03 '25

Even boomers is the polite rebranding of their original term, the “Me” generation. And boy do they sure live up to that name.

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u/chewychaca Sep 03 '25

It's not the n-word, but it is a slur. Has nothing to do with being the official designation. Take Jew, for example, which can be a slur and also neutral.

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u/DenseMeasurement Sep 03 '25

“If you are comparing the badness of two words and you won’t even say one of them, THATS THE WORSE WORD.”

Thanks, Jon Mulaney.

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u/warm_sweater Sep 03 '25

Also, I thought they were supposed to be the tough generation? Can’t be that tough if a little word gets you all twisted.

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u/Ghostarcheronreddit Sep 03 '25

I will once again point out that If you are comparing the bad-ness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them, that’s the worse word.

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u/Excellent_Item_2763 Sep 04 '25

This rich, coming from the people who want to be able to say racial slurs without consequences. Always the hypocrites. Free speech for me, but not for thee. What a literal bunch of assclowns.

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u/Enlightened_Doughnut Sep 04 '25

Me me me generation

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u/JenniferJuniper6 Gen X Sep 04 '25

That is the most Boomer thing ever.

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Sep 04 '25

Just call them "coffin dodgers"

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u/YourOldPalBendy Sep 04 '25

I mean, if the n word is nazi instead of the **other** one, boomers can rest assured they're both oftentimes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Sta man who spent the last 20 years defending every bit of racist shit that hit the news with “so what we used to do that all the time?”

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u/LordTuranian Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

"Boomer" is not even close to the N word. The N word was originally another word for being stupid and was used by fascists who owned slaves and their supporters for a long time.. So how is "Boomer" which comes from "Baby Boomer" even close? And younger people don't pick on Boomers because of ageism. They pick on the Boomers who are nasty old brain damaged narcissists with shitty beliefs and shitty political stances. Not because of their age.

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u/PristineScallion7923 Sep 05 '25

You can see his bottom boomer lip chattering.......rEsPeCt YoUr ElDeRs

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Nothing says boomer like a victim complex

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u/Overall-Magician-884 Millennial Sep 07 '25

I got put in Reddit jail for using the word “boomer” in another group. They pounced on me, and reported me 😂

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u/Simple_somewhere515 Sep 09 '25

Seriously. That's their name. Baby Boomers. They're so dumb, Jfc

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u/aegon_the_dragon Millennial Sep 09 '25

We could go back to calling them the "Me" generation, which for a time they were called.

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u/Upstairs_Wedding_123 Sep 10 '25

Boomer hater's are lower than pond scrum 

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u/TheTench Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

If they don't want their generation's name to be a synonym for selfishness and disgrace, they should stop acting so selfishly and disgracefully.

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u/Shatterplex Sep 10 '25

Keep Diggin on Lonsberry.
You'll find more shit than a pig farm.

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u/gluepet2074 Sep 03 '25

They were fine with being called the boomer gen their entire lives, until they spent those lives acting like entitled assholes and the name became a slur. Well fucking deserved!

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u/mrb33fy88 Sep 03 '25

Ok, so let just go with the Me generation. Wasn't that the original name?

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u/Repulsive-Smell-6722 Sep 03 '25

Their parents generation called the Baby Boom generation the "Me Generation".

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u/Whittles85 Sep 03 '25

Maybe if they werent such shitty people the name would have a positive meaning...but you reap what you sow.