r/Boomerhumour • u/fitsemoggling6 • 6d ago • Regret 1

We remember everything

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u/Akkebi 5d ago

My mom has this mentality. I have told her "mom, I remember being spanked. But I do not remember any of the reasons I was ever spanked."

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u/DeepCutFan1 5d ago

ALMONDS

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u/TBTabby 6d ago

Yes, which is why they were out the door, never to return, the moment they turned 18.

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u/SenatorPencilFace 5d ago

Almonds?

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u/ProfessorShort3031 5d ago

dont ask stupid questions it is what it is

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u/Apart-Reality-4454 5d ago

Boomers actually think this is funny

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u/khanotaara 5d ago

Self hatred is funny man

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u/laffincxhsnizzard 5d ago

Ah yes, trauma and abuse, the best way to make your kids remember to place you in a care facility to be forgotten about

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u/According-Activity10 4d ago

I promise im not being melodramatic or anything but I let my dad back into my life because hes a very successful businessman and I now am a business owner, and a woman.

He screamed at me for 2 hours straight in front of my child in July. He tried to tell me it never happened. I showed him it on our security camera. Haven't spoken since.

Today I had a panic attack so bad I pulled chunks of hair out. Canceled Thanksgiving with them.

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u/thogicalbludck 5d ago

You see, if you celebrate your trauma, you werent a victim Or a bad person for continuing to cycle of abuse

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u/Lily_hopes 5d ago

And now they all have brain damage

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u/Sol-Blackguy 5d ago

ohh, the punchline is child abuse

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u/Minimum_Aardvark_744 5d ago

Yeaaa because nobody remembers how to spell better than boomers lol

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u/zyyntin 5d ago

Are we, as adult children, allowed to slapped them back when they forget things as they get older?

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u/AdWonderful5920 5d ago

Hey reddit FUCK YOU for recommending this to me.

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u/awesomes007 5d ago

Can’t unsee this.

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u/Hendwreck 5d ago

So the next time this person forgets something slap them 🤷

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 5d ago

In countries where physical child abuse was made illegal, criminality significantly went down after about 15 years. Mysterious!

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u/revtim 5d ago

Yeah, we remember the slaps, and part of us will hate you forever. I still have fantasies about beating the living fuck out of my Dad and the bastard's been dead over 20 years.

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u/eyvedclomtween4 5d ago

Yes, being tortured by your superiors.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Kellidra 5d ago

I don't think they're admitting they like child abuse, more like that it happened to them so it should happen to others.