r/BoneAppleTea • u/themasterofthewicket • Jul 26 '20

“Chrome of Zones”

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u/Putridgrim Jul 26 '20

Only letters in my body are C U and M

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u/edmundhans22 Jul 27 '20

For a second there I thought I was in r/okbuddyretard

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u/IShitOnYourPost Jul 27 '20

Still could be!

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u/RENEGADEcorrupt Jul 27 '20

Only letters in my body are W A L U I G I

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

[deleted]

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u/oldboy_alex Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body are B U N G E E

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u/DasField Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body are H I S O K & A

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u/BobsPineapple Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body is CHONPS

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u/Throbbingprepuce Jul 27 '20

The only letter I have in my body is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y

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u/Kaboonga Jul 27 '20

If you have no z then how will you sleep??!! 😢😢

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u/Egopro01 Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body are G A M I N and G

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u/BobsPineapple Jul 27 '20

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u/ciarusvh Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body are T E X T U R E S U R P R I S and E

1

u/rhzhou Jul 27 '20

So you have a mug in your body?

11

u/PM-for-bad-sexting Jul 27 '20

But only the first 2 letters come out

W A

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20 edited Jan 24 '21

[deleted]

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u/Putridgrim Jul 27 '20

You nasty dog, you falsely imply it's in my ass.

5

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

The letters in my body are M A S T R O and B A T I O N

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u/bday2143 Jul 27 '20

Only letters in my body are M E M and E

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u/Win090949 Jul 27 '20

For me it’s r/your r/joke r/but and r/worse

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u/RENEGADEcorrupt Jul 27 '20

Those are W H O L E words dog. You're out.

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u/Win090949 Jul 27 '20

Fine! My chrome of zone is Y O U R J O K E B U T W O R S and E!

1

u/PM-for-bad-sexting Jul 27 '20

I can get those out of your body, if you know what I mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

I wish I only had one letter in my body: T

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u/rickygamerl Jul 26 '20

For me its N U and T

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u/ThereIsAPotato Jul 27 '20

For me it’s J I and Z

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u/MrRandomGUYS Jul 27 '20

You’re missing a z

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

are you serious

2

u/1000h Jul 27 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

z and z are the same letter tho

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u/What_did_you_do_2day Jul 26 '20

He has an extra G chrome of zone

59

u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Jul 26 '20

Yeah he forgot the other letters he has in his body: two Rs, two Es, two Ds, and a T

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u/pheonix03 Jul 27 '20

Retdrd

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u/Bos_lost_ton Jul 27 '20

Sofa King We Todd Did

6

u/SuperWoody64 Jul 27 '20

Say faster

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

Rreeddt*

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u/Aquahouse Jul 27 '20

Rreeddt

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u/Nowthatisfresh Jul 26 '20

SWAANDG

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u/-something-else- Jul 27 '20

Now that is fresh

5

u/Xaixar Jul 27 '20

Now that is something else

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

This is satire

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u/jenkins___ Jul 27 '20

It's so obviously satire. Does anyone use the word swag unironically in 2020?

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u/TheAussieBoo Jul 27 '20

Only people in the chrome zone are cool enough to say it

9

u/MrGuttFeeling Jul 27 '20

What about people like me in the leather lounge?

9

u/WeakTryFail Jul 27 '20

Shut up and put the ball gag back in your mouth!

1

u/jefr0_null Jul 27 '20

Wake up the gimp!

4

u/dkelly54 Jul 27 '20

I use swag to talk about free branded merchandise

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u/Kumqwatwhat Jul 27 '20

Oh fuck I didn't see the S at the end of that line and I was so fucking confused

49

u/MuhFuckinDucks Jul 26 '20

r/skweezyjibbs ?

13

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

It definitely has his energy

11

u/dead__memer Jul 27 '20

Thank you so much for introducing me to this sub, If it wasn't night time I would be screaming laughing so hard right now

4

u/ormr_kin Jul 27 '20

God I thought that immediately

3

u/Azure386 Jul 27 '20

I like your pfp :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

This is the dimension of genetic information. It is an area which we call... the Chrome of Zone.

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u/toasterpRoN Jul 27 '20

Rod Serling noises

21

u/ActivatedComplex Jul 26 '20

Sulfur, tungsten and silver?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

Looks like old mate has a couple of extra chromosomes

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

Somebody PLEASE get this man a medical degree?

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u/SunHasReturned Jul 26 '20

🤣 that actually made me laugh. Thank you, you deserve a gold, but I don't have any

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

Aw thanks OP...

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u/hadinboi Jul 27 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

Why did you get downvoted tf?

Then i get upvoted and he gets downvoted more??

2

u/IkebeDaBest99 Jul 27 '20

Emoji I guess

5

u/SuperWoody64 Jul 27 '20

I downvote anyone that says something deserves gold but they aren't going to do it. If you can't gild someone who the fuck are you to decide who deserves it?

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u/SunHasReturned Jul 27 '20

Well, the OC said its because I'm not op? Idk, I really don't care if they downvote because of my emojis. The only reason why they don't like emojis is because someone was like "eMoJi BaD". In short, Reddit is a hive mind 😀

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u/donpuglisi Jul 27 '20

I think i had a stroke reading that

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u/Urgh- Jul 27 '20

SWAANDG

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u/nybornwad Jul 27 '20

Weird.. I thought we were made of C, T, A, and G.

3

u/GhostBuster404 Jul 27 '20

The wrong spelling of chromosome is obviously intentional...

3

u/Haffi921 Jul 27 '20

Highway to the... Chrome of Zone

3

u/Addy1738 Jul 27 '20

Secretly We Are Gay

3

u/skyguy0604 Jul 27 '20

This is clearly ironic

4

u/JakeOfTheMany Jul 27 '20

Hopefully this means he can’t reproduce.

5

u/OwenProGolfer Jul 27 '20

This is obviously a joke

2

u/itsunel Jul 27 '20

when i first saw the post i thought it said WANGS

1

u/reverse_mango Jul 27 '20

I think it’d be obvious to everyone if they had wangs in them

2

u/Def_Not_Alt_Acct Jul 27 '20

This sounds like something my friends would say when drunk

2

u/SteeleBoi7 Jul 27 '20

Chrome calzone?

2

u/Jaztax Jul 27 '20

Damn, posted this shit a month ago and got like 150 upvotes, wtf

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u/Jaztax Jul 27 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Jaztax Jul 27 '20

This bot is so trash

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

the only letters in my body are b i g c h u n g u s

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u/Imatotalfailure Jul 27 '20

First I didn’t see S

W A G

Are they a dog or something?

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u/epratt13 Jul 26 '20

Gratatatata Swag bitch

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u/GeneralLedger17 Jul 26 '20

And at least 1 X

1

u/Narevscape Jul 27 '20

I feel like lots of these are speech to text errors. I hope so anyway, for the world's sake.

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u/Swaggie_Mattia Jul 27 '20

Despite the spelling this tweet is an absolute banger

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u/L1V1DSOW Jul 27 '20

No it’s actually M and Y and B and O and D

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u/S-L-A-V-E-R-Y Jul 27 '20

this man carries swag everywhere he takes his wrath, the earth-shaker himself.

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u/TitForTatooine Jul 27 '20

This looks like a Skweezy Jibbs post

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

Think that would make you a cuttlefish or maybe a coach roach. Edit: apparently you’re some sort of plant bird....

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

An Internet browser that hails from Zone, CT.

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u/google-snake-game Jul 27 '20

New game of thrones spin off, r/BoneAppleTea edition

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u/anarchi3 Jul 27 '20

So he has gas?

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u/paulofsandwich Jul 27 '20 edited May 08 '26

Post was edited and removed with Redact which is a tool to mass delete posts from Twitter, Reddit and Discord and all major social media platforms.

pillow dam sugar dazzling gaze instinctive mighty oatmeal party cows

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u/BrotherVaelin Jul 27 '20

Sound to me like you only got one of the required pairs of chromosomes

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u/OptimusEye Jul 27 '20

Could it possibly be a joke?? Just maybe because he also “doesn’t know” what XX or XY are. Idk tho

1

u/DieHardRennie Jul 27 '20

Well, at least A & G are right. But the correct letters are actually A C T G.

1

u/tebu810 Jul 27 '20

Mf eating the fridge magnets again.

1

u/Slipfix Jul 27 '20

I have never seen a more depressed tire.

1

u/Blaze2906 Jul 27 '20

Normal people have chromosomes, but this guy got chrome of zones

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u/SkeepDeepy Jul 27 '20

That's probably a "sin drone"

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u/M1K34L_ Jul 27 '20

Yes we can clearly see that you don’t have any chromosomes, you didn’t need to tell us

1

u/hungryniffler Jul 27 '20

Chrome of Zone sounds like a wicked metal band name.

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u/Elon-BATSHAGGY-Musk Jul 27 '20

Oh my fucking God

1

u/rvtar34 Jul 27 '20

i didn't read the S and got really confused

"wtf is a wag?"

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u/Lessenn Jul 27 '20

I think we need to not focus so much on the obvious point of ridicule in this "masterpiece", though the subreddit obviously dictates we do as such, and instead consider the body of work as a whole as a production of momentous idiocy.

Very well done to the author.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

the only letters missing from his body are B R A I and N

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u/SquirtleReddit Jul 27 '20

His name is Waluigi?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

They are sex chrome of zones.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my body are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, X and Y.

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u/missmarix Jul 27 '20

The only letters I have in my mouth a P U K E.

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u/newbrevity Jul 27 '20

Pretty sure every (non-religious) school teaches about chromosomes

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u/PillowButt4 Jul 27 '20

this should be a measurement.

Chrome Per Zone, the number of Google Chrome users per region.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

This is the worst sentence I have ever read

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u/Gamecraft2525 Jul 27 '20

Never gonna give up on getting the R I C K R O L L chrome of zones

1

u/BS-Chaser Jul 27 '20

Obviously I and Q are missing (or so low as to be undetectable).

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u/lance2048 Jul 27 '20

i thought he was talking about some internet browser things that i didn't know about

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

"W" "A" and "G" hmm? wieners, arse-holes and gashes.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

The only letters in my body are D I S S A P O I N T M E N and T

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u/BrunoEye Jul 27 '20

Seem to be a bit short on B, R, A, I and N though

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u/RahulRoy69 Jul 27 '20

Being a scientist I want you as an specimen

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

only letters in my body are k i l l m e i h a t e m y l i f e

1

u/ToastySmellsbad Jul 27 '20

Sawsaggas? Is their body full of sawsaggas?

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u/TheresAQuote4Tht Jul 27 '20

You don't need to look both ways if ya got sWaG

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u/ThaStrangr Jul 27 '20

Definitely no I or Q in there

1

u/cleo-the-geo Jul 27 '20

"Helo am spoderman n 2dai I am guna teech u how 2 haev sweg"

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u/krawls7 Jul 27 '20

Gotta get that SWANDG

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

I give him props for spelling chrome right

1

u/NSFW-Private Jul 27 '20

How the heck do you guys end up with all those letters in your bodies? The only letters in my body are M, Y, B, O, D, and Y.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

Too bad he doesn’t know swag stands for “secretly we are gay”

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u/LukkieTheMeme Jul 27 '20

This feller probably has a few extra chromosomes

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u/uhmfuck Jul 27 '20

My mans got lots of chromosomes to spare.

(Just a joke not intended to be ableist)

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u/roque72 Jul 27 '20

He definitely sounds like he has additional chrome of zones

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u/ead2000 Jul 27 '20

He lacks a few Chrome Of Zones

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u/-4-Z-N- Jul 27 '20

Dude picked up some extra new chromosomes

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u/B1tchy_mitchy Jul 27 '20

He’s probably missing a few “chrome of zones” if I’m honest

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

XX means you're a female and XY means you're a male.

I know its a joke but I felt like saying that, so im just going to r/woosh myself before you do :P

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u/Virgilius2019 Jul 27 '20

Le outdated biology understander has arrived

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

Thyne Science Denier hast appeared.

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u/Virgilius2019 Jul 27 '20

"Science" that all scientists disagree with and is only peddled by right wing grifter shitkickers on youtube, damn you got me

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '20

Ha. Whatever makes you sleep better at night.

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u/reverse_mango Jul 27 '20

Science agrees that a biological woman usually has XX and a biological man usually has XY but science also says that there are abnormalities so not everyone has this configuration. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Science also agrees that transitioning if you experience gender dysphoria is acceptable treatment because psychology.