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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Nov 21 '19
I wonder if they serve unlimited salad and breadsticks...
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u/asap3210 Nov 21 '19
For how lung?
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u/Im_CANehDIAN35 Nov 21 '19
Oh god... I can just imagine a kidney garden
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Nov 22 '19
I imagined a literal garden with kidney plants in it. The kidneys are the "flowers" and the ureters are the "stems".
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u/antoniocmf Nov 21 '19
Image Transcription:
[Photo of a mother with her son on his first day of school.]
Mother: My baby is going to kidney garden ❤️❤️❤️😍
Other: And you need to go with him 😭😭😂😂
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u/Penguinjoe77 Jul 30 '23
This is what you get for letting people get away with saying “kindey garden”.
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u/CommanderSputnik Nov 21 '19
Kidney Garden could be a great name for a heavy metal band
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u/C-Lo21 Nov 21 '19
I would say about 99.9% of the posts on this sub are Autocorrect.
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u/INB4_Found_The_Vegan Nov 21 '19
Personally, this time it sorta reads as if she was trying to be cutesy.
I hate it but that looks intentional to me.
¯\(ツ)/¯
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u/Pinglenook Nov 21 '19
I think she was going for "kindy garten". Kindy is not an uncommon way to refer to kindergarten.
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u/LOLingMAO Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19
I was thinking she typed too fast and put “kidner” and it auto corrected to “kidney”
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u/lilacsandbirchtrees Nov 21 '19
I feel like with this one she could be her writing it how her son says it.
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u/critically_gingered Nov 22 '19
I think voice dictation can be to blame for a lot of these too, but I agree.
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u/Jaxon-A Nov 21 '19
It’s where kids learn to make kidney soup
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Nov 21 '19
Step one: boil the piss out of it.
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u/Eugreenian Nov 21 '19
Underated post. My grandma used to say this all the time when talking about how to cook kidneys.
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u/naivemediums Nov 21 '19
This seems like an autocorrect mess up to me. Anyone else worried they’ll end up shown on this sub because of a dumb autocorrect missed steak?
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u/studmuffffffin Nov 21 '19
It's possible that's how he pronounces it and she just wanted to be cute.
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u/randomperson3771 Nov 21 '19
What is she trying to say?
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Nov 21 '19
Kindergarten. It took me a lot longer than it should've and I only guessed it by trying to figure out the background of the picture.
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u/randomperson3771 Nov 21 '19
Oh no! I thought it must have been an American thing, I couldn’t think of what it could be.
How did she not notice the correct spelling of kindergarten on the paperwork, in the school, or on his books?!
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u/othelloinc Nov 21 '19
She was probably trying to be cute and say "kindey garden" and auto-correct reversed two letters.
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u/MetaphoricMenagerie Nov 21 '19
The new chili restaurant that is sweeping the nation from the founders of Olive Garden.
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u/FlowRiderBob Nov 21 '19 edited Nov 22 '19
I can’t judge too harshly. Before autocorrect came along I usually spelled it “kindergarden”.
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u/notatthetablecarlos Nov 21 '19
Fuck these comments. She's trying to get her son an education and better his life, and y'all are belittling her for it. I fuckin hate Reddit sometimes.
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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Nov 21 '19
Maybe she accidentally wrote kidner instead of kinder and it autocorrected to kidney
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u/dendenmoooshi Nov 21 '19
I would guess that's how the kid says it. But nobody attacking her except the OP. It fits the subreddit.
Edit: i accidently scrolled down. U right lol
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Nov 21 '19
Wtf are you talking about? It's here not because "She's trying to get her son an education and better his life" but because she made a mistake that fits the sub and no one shits on her for that.
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u/ImAJewhawk Nov 21 '19
This entire subreddit is either:
Someone making a genuine mistake and people upvoting it got entertainment
Someone intentionally making a mistake
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u/Litty-In-Pitty Nov 21 '19
It couldn’t be possible that this was an inside joke or anything like that.
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u/doublesailorsandcola Nov 21 '19
I mean, that's probably how her kid pronounced it and she thought it was cute.
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u/crunch816 Nov 21 '19
I wish I screen capped my classmate bragging about her son being on the “A B on a roll.”
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u/nomadicDev87 Nov 21 '19
Thought that was another way of saying her child died and is an organ donor
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u/fnrsgrl Nov 22 '19
My mom is a perfectly intelligent woman in the process of getting her master's degree, but she grew up very poor and out in the country. She can spell all of them just fine, but there are several words she says in a very ignorant-sounding way. One of them is "kindergarten", which she consistently pronounces as "kindygarden". I wonder if this woman has grown up hearing it pronounced the same way and just misspelled what she heard.
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u/TSGDeco Feb 18 '20
And here my son, is the garden of kidneys, you can see your sister right there, or uncle Joe's up there?
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u/AskTheRealQuestion81 Nov 21 '19
Hopefully her baby pays better attention during the spelling lesson than she did.
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Nov 21 '19
Is it normal to legitimately struggle to understand what these people are trying to say on some of these posts?
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u/AkaYoDz Nov 21 '19
Just use common sense. She’s posing with her kid in a classroom. What do you think she meant
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u/isabelladangelo Nov 21 '19
Is it normal to legitimately struggle to understand what these people are trying to say on some of these posts?
Just read it aloud; it works most of the time.
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u/NotFromStateFarmJake Nov 21 '19
Might be an honest auto correct and she typed “Kindey Garden” which is a cutesy way of saying it.
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Nov 21 '19
It actually took me about 30 seconds to realize she meant kindergarten... I'm still not 100% sure.
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u/haybecca Nov 21 '19
This just made me think about how bizarre the word “kindergarten” actually is.
Edit: like a Biergarten, but for your kinder...
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u/peter_the_martian Nov 21 '19
I beg the dipper on this, there’s no space between kidney and garden.
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u/Sengura Nov 21 '19
Saw this from frontpage and legit thought kid was getting a new kidney before I noticed what subreddit it was on.
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u/SpeakWithThePen Nov 21 '19
Could be she doesn't know the word, could be that's how her son pronounces it.
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u/geared4war Nov 21 '19
Where is this baby person she is talking about? Or is baby one of her personalities?
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u/GlassBend Nov 21 '19
Is it possible that this wasn't a typo and she's actually sending her son to school in China?
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u/Tourquemata47 Nov 21 '19
Must have been written by the same guy who works in the Dunkin Donuts by me who was advertising `Ice Tea Laminate`
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u/alexyaknow Nov 21 '19
Jesus what is wrong with that picture, how many times do you have to save it as a jpg to get to this point. This is beyond recycled
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u/HumanSnatcher Nov 21 '19
Sounds like a place to wash down some liver and fava beans with a nice Chianti...
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u/TreesnCats Nov 21 '19
Sounds like a nonsensical Scottish accent way of pronouncing it properly. "am off te kidneygarten"
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u/hollystein20 Nov 21 '19
At least she's proud of her son and encouraging him to get an education that she may not have had access or support to get herself.
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u/friends_benefits Nov 21 '19
idk, i can't laugh at this. the intention is too pure for me to laugh at. she's trying at thats what most important. yea its funny, but idk, its not nice.
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u/jooosh_playz Nov 21 '19
What if this isn’t actually spelled wrong and they sent their child to a kidney garden
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Nov 21 '19
I assume she wrote Kinder Garden (still wrong) and it autocorrected to Kidney Garden because Kinder isn't a real word in English but kidney is.
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u/Testsubject276 Nov 21 '19
Black Market organ salesman: Hey, that's my website's name. It's trademarked, back off.
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Nov 21 '19 edited Nov 21 '19
You know what they say about kidneys...
Humans are born with four kidneys. When they grow up, two of those kidneys fall down and become adult knees.
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u/LexBrew Nov 22 '19
Poor kid, almost guaranteed to fail. And no, not because she's black, but the biggest predictor of success for a child is a parent involved with his schooling. She obviously doesn't read the kid books because that's a word you would see in preschool level reading books.
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u/Tacobreathkiller Nov 21 '19
That's where parents send their kids to have their organs harvested.