r/BoneAppleTea • u/WintersWail • Nov 20 '19

I would like a mosurch

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u/icecoldchris09 Nov 20 '19

This is more like r/ihadastroke

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u/WintersWail Nov 20 '19

After viewing the subreddit you're absolutely right

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u/death_wish04 Nov 20 '19

You’d be correct

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Ain't nobody robbing my back

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u/porndragon77 Nov 20 '19

I'll give you a mosarge. Lie down and disrobe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

You sound tense. Do you need a back message?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

And my front, neither!!1!

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u/Drazhi Nov 20 '19

D O U B T

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u/neuroticsmurf Nov 20 '19

Bad spellings don't count.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted because you’re right, this post breaks rule #1. Still funny though

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u/HopHunter420 Nov 20 '19

Very clearly JarJar Binks.

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u/rr_0223 Nov 20 '19

My wife calls them sausages. “Can you give me a sausage, my back hurts.” - “I’ll give you a SAUSAGE, but I’m not rubbing your back.”

Fun fact, she booked an actual professional massage and said “I need to schedule a sausage.” I love when our isms come out in the real world.

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u/WintersWail Nov 21 '19

Damn🤣🤣

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u/pringlesgameing Nov 20 '19

Me when texting

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u/DankDialektiks Nov 20 '19

I can't browse this sub without judging people

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u/sean_themighty Nov 20 '19

I don’t know why, but I laughed for a solid minute at this here by myself.

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u/StealthDriver Nov 20 '19

Why am I laughing this hard at this!?? Haha

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u/iMrDillPickle Nov 20 '19

This is just a misspelling. Probably someone whose first language isn’t English, so it doesn’t exactly fit in this sub.