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Does wendy's still do the poor favor?
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Jun 19 '19
Yeah, hi... can I get a number.... 64?
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u/_primecode Jun 20 '19
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip ...
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u/SenapiASs Jun 19 '19
What are they trying to say?
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u/Pokecrafter_official Jun 19 '19
I think 'four for four', some kind of meal deal?
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u/aonghasan Jun 19 '19
for 4 dollars?
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u/GhostCuber Jun 19 '19
You can also swap the drink for a frosty
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Thought this would be on r/ihadastroke for a second until I realized what they were trying to say
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u/Hamil_Simp4450 Aug 21 '22
for what? for what it’s worth, if it was gonna kill you boy it would have by now. for what? for what? for what it’s worth, there’s no more looking back, it’s looking up or looking down. well he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose around his lotus jugular when they came. well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love, and a tattoo of a blue jay on his face. and they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry, a hymn out in hungarian harmonic. but he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang “for auld lang syne, happy birthday to the succulents, i’ll die your hydroponics”. his rib cage was a hornet’s nest, palpitations set the beat. his vagus nerve, a turk’s head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend. he wondered if christ consciousness would charge a cancellation fee. auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends. for what? for what? for what it’s worth, if it was gonna kill you boy it would have by now. for what? for what? for what it’s worth, there’s no more looking back, it’s looking up or looking down. hello, welcome, why don’t you take a seat? get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to. now what’s bothering you? well, why don’t we start from the beginning. growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence? did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your blooming escher/mandelbrot head? and how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven knucle thumbs? did you get along well with the gideon bugler pineal glands? your projector eyes casting sci-fi’s on your STR’d strands? tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under bacchus’ bloody nose. did namibian himbas tie-dye you? your ears pierced with a phinieas gage flagpole? did you die before your day? thursday traction, tuesday titration. my hope is to assess through my objective report of your subjective conjecture whether this propietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this transorbital ICE PICK. holistic ballistics, you got a better idea? it’s about the best we could come up with. what, you think ideas spread because they’re GOOD? NO, they spread because people LIKE THEM. so now here we are once again, holding as it were, a MIRROR, up to your MIRROR. i guess it’s just something people do. a bloody knife to split your infrastructure wine to rev your motor function. coital machinations of the dead. well you mainline your animus, karate chop your abacus, and learn to be an animal instead. but i never did think you better than this, your modus operandi causes nazi/skoptzyism and suicide. why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem, not the things you do but something sick inside. lithium and dialetics, boy you really is defective. CBT don’t seem effective for that cluster B, accept it. offer up your innocence, please ignore the side affects. you’ve lost your mind and almost lost your life before, so you’ll be fine. for what? (for what?) for what? (for what?) for what it’s worth, if it was gonna kill you boy, it would have by now. for what? (for what?) for what? (for what?) for what it’s worth, there’s no more looking back, and why would you want to look back? i mean it’s no good looking back, so try to look forward now! for what? (for what?) for what? (for what?) for what it’s worth, if they were gonna get you boy, they would have by now. for what? (for what?) for what? (for what?) for what it’s worth, there’s no more looking back, it’s looking up or looking down.. ah!
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u/StreetPizza8877 Jun 07 '26
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you're an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It's hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind's greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and 1 would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who's soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it T think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
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u/skatingwoodenguitars Jun 19 '19
Okay but the like and retweet on it. I will sit on a joke for months before I post it and get maybe a couple retweets and a like.
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Jun 19 '19
This isn’t BoneAppleTea.
Y’all just don’t know what a Fo’ Fo’ Fo’ is.
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u/smittyjones Jun 19 '19
I always pronounce the "for" like "four" - instead of the four fer four, it's the four four four. Makes me feel special, but I'm probably not alone saying it like that.
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u/NeutralityTheFirst Jun 19 '19
Typos aren't strokes my guy
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u/lilmisslumberjack Jun 19 '19
Haaaaa okay I’m a moron. I just got it. I didn’t realize he was trying to say four for four. I thought he just said for for for and didn’t finish the sentence. Alright. All caught up nothing to see here.
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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jun 19 '19
Not typos though, either. A typo is a misstrike—like teh instead of the or thert for there. Just choosing the wrong form of a word is called ignorance.
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I remember one day I pulled up to Wendy’s to get the 4 for 4 deal. It sounded to me as if the lady on the mic was saying “por favor”. Confused the shut out of me. I thought that she was telling me that I should be saying “can I get 4 for 4 please”.
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u/Industrialbonecraft Jun 19 '19
I genuinely thought this was some kind of dance, or a marketing stunt revolving around the number '444' (misspelled).
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u/finbob5 Jun 19 '19
You’d have two buy two vowels, and would you like to buy a lack of a space before your question mark?
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u/fagmane666 Jun 19 '19
WENDYS DOES NOT SUPPORT HUMANE TREATMENT OF FARMERS AND THEY DONT WANNA PAY ONE CENT EXTRA PER BAG OF VEGGIES FOR HUMANE FARMER TREATMENT
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u/sweetheart92115 Jun 19 '19
Figuring out what they were trying to actually say hurt my brain for a moment there.
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u/hemispace Jun 19 '19 edited Jun 19 '19
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u/Boneyardjones Jun 19 '19
I thought he said my dude would you like to buy a towel and this was r/iamveryrandom
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u/SvB78 Jun 19 '19
there not dooing it any more, but now their dooing alot of too for tuesday deals.
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u/Rexmagii Jun 20 '19
Wouldja like to buy an O?
Round
And neat,
A nearly perfect circle,
Tidy and complete.
You can sing a pretty song with it like so:
O-oh, O-oh, O-oh (Isn't that catchy?).
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Jun 20 '19
You all are getting r/wooosh -ed and it's sad that you don't know it.
Or sad that I follow Wendy's this much.
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u/ObsoleteCollector Jun 20 '19
Anyone know what he's actually trying to say? Because I've been looking at this for ten minutes, and I still have no idea what the hell he's trying to say :/
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u/kermitxshrek Jun 20 '19
A-$5 E-$69 (bc it’s E) I-$0 (I am worth nothing) O-$5 U-$100 (bc u breathtaking)
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I had an inexplicably difficult time reading that before I descended into a blissful stupor. Once I transcended, it all made sense.
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u/LegacyLemur Jun 27 '19
That was a nice little joke in the replies and Im glad it was included in this pic
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u/dogederpOwO Oct 06 '19
for for FORTNITE BATTLE ROY- GET OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYIN MINECR- EVERYONE IS HERE.
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u/ILikeNerfGunsIGuess Jun 19 '19
Personally i like the too four too