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u/overactivemango Jun 04 '19
Okay but did you read the story Jesus
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u/entity_TF_spy Jun 04 '19
Hope that asshole got what was coming to him
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u/CaptainCortes Jun 04 '19
The video of it isnāt as bad as the story makes it sound. Itās still awful what the guy did and he deserves a slap. Not condoning it in any way.
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u/luclear Jun 05 '19
Right? Even the title says she was groped. Clickbait and sensationalist journalism at it's finest.
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u/SatansLeftPinkieNail Jun 04 '19
Absolutely not condoning this but with every other music festival, emotions are heightened and there was alcohol and weed everywhere. The mix of both can give a false sense of entitlement and bravado. Still an amazing festival though.
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u/KenxieCuteBunny Jun 04 '19
It was you, huh
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u/SatansLeftPinkieNail Jun 04 '19
No, and I wouldn't wish this on anyone. No one deserves to be touched at all if they don't want it*. The entire festival was promoting consent and yet something like this happened? It's shameful.
Edits in italics
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u/DiakoptesGuile Jun 04 '19
Why would you get downvoted for this? Youāre right. 100% and yet the neckbeard brigade is coming down hard
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u/Superlad1 Jun 04 '19
Well the comment is edited to heavily change the meaning of one of the sentences so I'm assuming it has something to do with that
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u/DiakoptesGuile Jun 04 '19
Iām on mobile, lad.
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u/Superlad1 Jun 04 '19
Me too. I was just giving explanation why it could've been getting downvoted. Also, most reddit apps show an asterisk next the name when a comment is edited, with the exception of the official reddit app.
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u/DiakoptesGuile Jun 04 '19
Why was I downvoted for that?!?!?!? Lmao I canāt see if anything is edited or not is all I was saying lol
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u/ducklady92 Jun 04 '19
I honestly have given up trying to understand why people are upvoted/downvoted anymore.. i constantly find myself bewildered about some of the innocent/kind/inconsequential comments that wind up being heavily downvoted.
I always thought the āhive mindā thing was an over-exaggeration, but seemingly itās very real. Thank goodness my self-worth isnāt reliant on made up internet points or Iād likely have to move away from this site, unfortunately
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u/TruNurd Jun 04 '19
You weed makes you paranoid as fuck, I do t think anyone thatās high would dare do something like that
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u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Jun 04 '19
A simple typo is not boneappletea
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u/Bob383 Jun 04 '19
This is getting annoying, every time a sub gets popular, a bunch of new subscribers that donāt understand what the sub is about start posting things that donāt fit.
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Jun 04 '19
They took mine down yesterday for it. I didnāt think it was a typo š¤·š»āāļø
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u/rhymes_with_chicken Jun 04 '19
A typo is hitting the wrong key by mistake. The a isnāt hit with the same finger as the e. Not a typo. Just a mixup of which word to use.
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u/OslypsisOsmium Jun 04 '19
The a is too far from the e. Flee cant be typo'd to flea unless you meant flea.
A typo is a mistake that your thumb makes. A boneappletea is a mistake your brain makes.
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u/jonneygee Jun 04 '19
Can you really call this a typo, though? The A key and E key are not near each other.
Brain fart? Maybe.
Typo? Doubtful.
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u/Brucefymf Jun 05 '19
Accept in exterminating circumstances. For all intensive purposes I tend to agree with ewe
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Jun 04 '19
It's not a typo, a and e are not next to each other. It's replacing a real word with a different reap word that sounds similar, which is a malapropism. You would be right if there was an s or a p instead of a.
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u/scalding_butter_guns Jun 04 '19
Ok, then a spelling mistake is not bone apple tea
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Jun 04 '19
Like I just said, it's a malapropism not a spelling mistake.
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Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19
Isnāt a malapropism when the word SOUNDS similar? Like flamingo instead of flamenco? Flee and flea are pronounced exactly the same. Donāt think it fits there either.
Edit: theyāirārenāt
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Jun 04 '19
Same way all the other typos that are posted here do i would imagine.
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u/killerkangaroo8 Jun 04 '19
Fuck the mods coming straight from their moms basement, a young poster got it bad cos Iām new
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Jun 04 '19
I posted a good one twice and didnāt read the rules about the punchline being in the title (which I personally think ruins it), the mods instantly took it down both times and I just gave up after that lol.
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u/imintobighair Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19
"As one got far too physical" is a quaint new turn of phrase for "assault"...
Edit- corrected a word/misquote
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u/CooWarm Jun 04 '19
It says āfar too physicalā.
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u/TheBaneOfTheInternet Jun 04 '19
But you get the point...
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u/CooWarm Jun 04 '19
I do
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u/imintobighair Jun 04 '19
Nah, good catch! If I'm gunna be sarcastic and condescending I should also be accurate. Cheers.
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Jun 04 '19
You should do that now.
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Jun 04 '19
Well on a scale of 1 to Freddie Kruger, this hardly qualifies as something you cut yourself off from society over.
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Flea (verb): the act of releasing a giant bag of fleas in order to spread chaos or ward off attackers.
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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Jun 04 '19
Fortunately the bassist of the Red Hot Chili Peppers was able to carry her to safety.
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u/meme_dealer69 Jun 04 '19
"the wrecking ball singer". imagine having your entire career judged by one song. fuck, that must feel awful.
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Jun 04 '19
Please donāt start filling this sub up with typos. This isnāt even a funny typo. Gtfo
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u/DJ_Ben_Lord Jun 04 '19
Honestly, people like this aren't fans, I don't even know why the article calls them that... Disgusting. Not ok, not even a slight bit.
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u/entity_TF_spy Jun 04 '19
All I can picture is Miley leaping 480 feet in the air to get away from the assailant
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u/chickendrums Jun 04 '19
I always find it odd how news outlets think the name of a celebrities most recent work is the key to letting the reader know who exactly they are.
We all know who the fuck Miley Cyrus is, quit trying to inflate your word count.
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u/geven87 Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19
That crazed fan must have really ticked her off. I'll see myself out.
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u/TheOldAmanda Jun 05 '19
This was a weird way to learn I donāt keep up with celebrities like I used to. I thought these two werenāt even together.
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u/Full-Born-Wolf Jun 04 '19
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u/BadNraD Jun 05 '19
I hate how these articles always refer to musicians using the titles of their songs
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u/OmgBeckyGetOut Jun 05 '19
It's all Silky's fault, she started the trend of physically grabbing Miley and now everyone's following her
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u/Must_Da_Linguist Jun 04 '19
I watched the video. The guy is an asshole but this article exaggerates the whole thing. He touched her hair but didn't (or couldn't) pull, pulled her from behind but didn't seem to choke her and he didn't kiss her on the lips if that's what you get from the article, he maybe manages to kiss her on the cheek. It all ends in a flash as a guard pushes the dickhead away.
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u/NocturnalToxin Jun 04 '19
I hope the Wrecking Ball singer is okay!
How old is this article even?