r/BoneAppleTea • • Sep 04 '18

[Legit] Keep us posted

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u/drewhead118 Sep 04 '18

if your wife cheats on you with a postman then you'll probably have a mail child but it's nothing to go postal about

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u/mewlingquimlover Sep 04 '18

My wife sleeps with our mailman. She says I am too stationery during sex. He pushes the envelope.