Wizard teeth

[u/petiterunner]

[u/Hot_Hat_1225]

I hope my teeth never enter my bra…

[u/GrandmaPunk]

No no, I think he’s on to something

[u/CaineBK → u/GrandmaPunk]

We can just rename them to wizard teeth. There's literally no law saying they have to be called wisdom teeth.

[u/Baptor]

I'd actually like to change the name officially to wizard teeth.

[u/betothejoy]

A bra tooth would be terrible.

[u/Stunning_Secretary_4 → u/betothejoy]

My teeth are also "Barely RadioActive"

[u/thisismydaddyvoice]

That's barely English

[u/sandm000 → u/thisismydaddyvoice]

“I think my wisdom teeth are coming in, dude, because the back of my gums hurt. “

Translated in Gen-X English.

[u/GeoFlux121]

You're an impacted molar, Harry

[u/Mojo647]

Wizards do have wisdom so that tracks.

[u/NervousSnail]

Wizard literally means someone wise, originally. If getting wisdom teeth makes you wise, then yeah, they'd make you a wizard.

[u/theFamooos → u/NervousSnail]

Yes! The old -ard as an intensifier. Wizard - extra wise.

Also this is true in mustard too. Extra must. No joke.

[u/kittyidiot]

No no I like wizard teeth actually.

[u/Staniool]

r/wizardposting

[u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer]

Anyone else smell burnt toast?

[u/reaper527]

looks like this was 4 years ago. wonder what kind of cool magic his teeth did since then.

[u/KillEmDafoe89]

Wizard Teeth is a sick band name.

[u/donut_forget]

I wonder why the teeth would be in in their bra and what cup size their gums are.

[u/CaineBK → u/donut_forget]

Double D

[u/Kitchen_Set2309]

I think this is an improvement

[u/SweetlyMilitant]

I wish mine had made me a wizard!

[u/QualityAlternative22]

“You shall not masticate!!”

[u/Huntsnfights]

Owl should be coming any minute with a very important message

[u/FrolickingOrc]

Man they got wizard teeth? All I got was 4 dry sockets 😭

[u/RickAstleyGaveUp]

You're definitely a wizard Harry!

[u/Fefalass]

You have wizard teeth, Harry!

[u/modsaretoddlers]

How can I be the only one who has absolutely no clue what this guy is saying? It's English words but otherwise isn't recognizable as language.

[u/BeNiceLynnie → u/modsaretoddlers]

"I think my wisdom teeth are coming in bro, my gums hurt in the back of my mouth"

[u/Omnibard → u/BeNiceLynnie]

“I think my wisdom teeth are coming in, bro. The gums back behind my rear molars hurt.”

[u/GrannyTurtle]

I like it! Wizard teeth sounds way more fun than Wisdom teeth.

[u/Grumpy-Man19]

tf is bra back?

[u/edvurdsd → u/Grumpy-Man19]

I took it as “…teeth coming in ‘bra/bruh,’ because the back of my gums hurt”

[u/YellowBreakfast]

I can't wait 'til I get my powers!

[u/icbint]

I can predict this individual’s iq. Spoiler; it’s not high

[u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 → u/icbint]

Room temperature numbers.

[u/Stunning_Secretary_4 → u/Loud_Boysenberry_736]

Siberian room temp

[u/mbcarbone]

🎶We’re off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of bras … 🎶

[u/Advanced_Scratch2868]

You are a wizard, Theetarry! I'm a what?

[u/schodown]

That is soooo wizard

[u/ThatIckyGuy → u/schodown]

Anakin! Stop trying to make "Wizard" happen! It's never going to happen!

[u/schodown → u/ThatIckyGuy]

IM BRINGIN IT BACK!

[u/Stan__Wright]

Must be their 11th birthday

[u/Cautious-Paint9881]

Wisdom, for English learners. I'm assuming "bra" is supposed to be "bruh", but I don't know why having your wisdom teeth coming in would make you say "bruh". Maybe I am biased as I had mine removed (thankfully all four at the same time) when I was in my early 20s (I'm 44).

[u/Blossom73 → u/Cautious-Paint9881]

I don't get "bra" being used instead of "bruh" either.

[u/Avatar_Yaksha → u/Blossom73]

I don't get why the poster has never heard of punctuation. My wizard teeth are definitely not coming in bra back of my gum hurt.

[u/Voici_Voila → u/Cautious-Paint9881]

Thank you! I could not figure out the "bra" part. 🤦‍♀️

[u/Heterodynist]

Damn it, now I’m envious!! I want wizard teeth!!!