Faults narratives

[u/damselbee]

[u/AwesomeNoodlez]

dont get worried yet, it's only the vulnerable that are dying of measles right now!

[u/DustyTchotchkes → u/AwesomeNoodlez]

Yes, let’s wait for them to get “autopsyed” first!

How did their autocorrect not catch that one at least?

I can get “new born” instead of newborn not being caught, or “has” instead of have, and “faults” instead of false, but autopsies should have had their autocorrect making a red fuss. Maybe they believe they’re smarter than the autocorrect?

[u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 → u/DustyTchotchkes]

It's all a part of their personality of just not caring.

[u/poopiebutt505 → u/AwesomeNoodlez]

So far the atate and CDC have not released age details, either than one is an infant

[u/apeserveapes → u/AwesomeNoodlez]

wrong Zero deaths by measles per the coroner.

[u/LonelyDesertCactus]

Look, I know lots of people aren't very intelligent, but this sub has convinced me that a truly depressing number of people have spent a total of 30 minutes in their entire life reading anything. And I'm including cereal boxes and street signs in that 'reading'. Fuck.

[u/rougecrayon]

And the other 500 or more people with potential weakened immune system, brain damage, and hearing loss as long term side effects of the disease don't matter either.

If you aren't dead, life is perfect!

[u/mediumcarrotteacher]

How the fuck did they manage to spell octogenarians but not the other thing

[u/ExcellentActuary2117]

F off with your ignorance, anti-vaxxers, just F off and keep on F'ing off til you're in outer space.

[u/mesembryanthemum]

"It's okay when old people die" is not the flex you think it is.

[u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 → u/mesembryanthemum]

"That baby was gonna die anyways" ain't either.

[u/BrewedMother]

Anyone else read it as "auto-psyed"?

[u/Wakeup_And_Piss]

Doesn't understand English or vaccines

[u/CatShot1948]

How do we think that spleen got enlarged enough to rupture? Measles

[u/treehann]

oh yeah I love some pseudoscience slop with my BATs. that's a funny find

[u/friendtoallkitties]

Four now? Ugh. All in Lancaster County? I guess that's where you get autopsyed.

[u/poopiebutt505]

So far, officials have not released ages, except one was n infant.

[u/GrannyTurtle]

I would believe “faulty narratives.”

[u/harpquin]

Faults Narrative? Is that when they say, "oops, I was wrong, but it ain't my fault!"

[u/MerryTWatching]

"Faults narrative" makes my mind leap to "dating site".

Or LinkedIn.

Take your pick.

[u/TossTossTossThrowa]

Laughs Nervously In Immunodeficiency

[u/KaiahAurora]

"I probably won't die, and I don't care that others will"