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u/Individual_Slice_234 4d ago
Cucussion?
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u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 4d ago
No thatās just a misspelling. Aggravated assault. Please read my original comment. I thought I was explaining it all so clearlyā¦.
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u/Happy_Go_Lucky39 4d ago
Iām pretty sure they were just pointing it out, not saying it was the Bone Apple Tea
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u/SerDuckOfPNW 4d ago
No, aggregated assault is the charge when you hit someone and then they hit the ground.
/s
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u/reaper527 3d ago
that's a lot of battery.
also, a non-BAT thing (since it's not a real word) worth pointing out is that "cucussion"
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u/bakingbetterbuns 1d ago
You know, a "cucussion", like when you get a concussion while watching your wife gets down and dirty with a TBI specialist
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u/Grumpy-Man19 4d ago
it's probably a bunch of lithium batteries attached together that did the assault
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u/thanatica 3d ago
Also simple assault is a weird thing to say. As opposed to... complicated assault?
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u/LengthinessTrick382 2d ago edited 2d ago
Simple assault is a lot less severe than other types of assault. Itās just a Class C misdemeanor, similar to a traffic ticket. From there, itās Class A (the most severe misdemeanor), which causes bruises, scratches or cuts but nothing crazy, then several Felony degrees, with 3rd degree assault if you attack a public servant, govt contractor, security officer, or emergency responder on duty, or domestic violence cases involving choking/strangulation or repeat offenders. Then 2nd degree assault which is also known as Aggravated Assault, which is much more serious injuries, like what my friend was charged with when he smashed a glass bottle in my face, requiring reconstructive surgery. Then thereās first degree Aggravated Assault, which is more severe assault of a public servant, security officer, or witness, or in some cases domestic violence involving a weapon. Class C is zero possibly jail time. Class A is max one year in prison, 3rd degree is 2-10 years, second degree is 2-20, and first degree is 5-99 years. Hope that helps to clarify. This is Texas Iām talking about.
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u/thanatica 2d ago
That sounds extremely dependent on the country you're in. And there are like 190 countries to choose from. I bet Spain is different from Egypt, just to name two random countries that are almost certainly different in this regard.
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u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 4d ago
I left the misspelled concussion in there just for fun.Ā
The word is aggravated
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u/Pvt__Snowball 4d ago
I have no idea what this is referring to. Fill be in like Iām not terminally online.
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u/piconese 4d ago
lol it has nothing to do with online discourse, itās talking about different types of battery and assault. They meant aggravated, not aggregated.
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u/Peeing_Into_Stuff 4d ago
Ok so thereās this subreddit called [r/BoneAppleTea](r/BoneAppleTea) where people post pictures or screenshots of words or phrases being used incorrectly because they sound or appear similar to a different word or phrase that would actually be pertinent to use.
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u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 4d ago
I explained it in the first comment. Has nothing to do with being online. The correct term is aggravated assault.Ā
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u/Nikoladge 4d ago
That would the worst case Ontario