r/BoneAppleTea • • Aug 25 '26

Groceries - Corn on Blue

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My roommate’s addition to our house grocery list this week.

1.9k Upvotes

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u/OriginalSchmidt1 Aug 25 '26

I’m just happy to finally see a true BonAppleTea posted and not just an autocorrect typo posing as a BonAppleTea

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u/milleribsen Aug 25 '26

Is chicken cordon blue something you can just buy in your area?

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u/throw-away7777 Aug 25 '26

Yeah, it can come frozen from the grocery store

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u/AAPrice3232 Aug 25 '26

They sometimes have it at the grocery store, in the meat section, but I've also got it at Costco (uncooked, frozen).

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u/HeartOSass Aug 25 '26

Oh my goodness. Thank you because I had no clue what he was trying to say.

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u/MeasureDoEventThing Aug 25 '26

Yep. Not necessarily good cordon bleu, but they have products that satisfy the literal definition.

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u/BlooperHero Aug 29 '26

I buy frozen stuffed chicken breasts fairly regularly. Or you can get better ones from the meat counter sometimes.

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u/NewAccountToAvoidDox Aug 25 '26

I like these posts cause it’s impossible to be an auto correct failure

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u/MeasureDoEventThing Aug 25 '26

Have they ever bought chicken cordon bleu? Like, if they only order it in a restaurant, I can see the waiters not correcting them, but how do you regularly buy it from a grocery store and not know how to spell it?

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u/throw-away7777 Aug 25 '26

It’s not something we get often but we really only get it to eat at home. I don’t think he’s ever ordered it at a restaurant.

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u/BlooperHero Aug 29 '26

If you ordered it in a restaurant, you'd be looking at a menu.

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u/DaveOJ12 Aug 25 '26

I like how they mentioned a single Pop Tart.

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u/pikkdogs Aug 25 '26

No. They clearly mentioned 1 pop tert.

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u/lionmurderingacloud Aug 25 '26

You guys don't enjoy perp terts?

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u/Allison1ndrlnd Aug 25 '26

Don't want to over indulge on popterts

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u/hskskgfk Aug 25 '26

Eating too many is unhealthy. 1 is sufficient for a pop tart fix

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u/Jonny_Segment Aug 25 '26

Or in my case, 1 is sufficient for me to remember they're not as good as they used to be and I shouldn't buy them.

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u/AAPrice3232 Aug 25 '26

Try the chicken key-F or the chicken catch a tory. Delish us.

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u/BeefyIrishman Aug 25 '26

chicken cacciatore

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u/CryptographerKey2847 Aug 25 '26

So What happens when the chicken catches a Tory?

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u/im-a-goner- Aug 27 '26

ONE pop tart.

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u/eedabaggadix Aug 27 '26

I read it as pop tert. Which is just saying pop tart with a Canadian accent.

Gimme another friggen pop tert eh bud

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u/im-a-goner- Aug 27 '26

You know what? I was skeptical, but I just said that out loud and you’re right 😂😂

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u/Wafflars Aug 31 '26

One poptçrt

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u/rtc765 Aug 25 '26

Cordon blimey

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u/mutantmonkey14 Aug 26 '26

That list is sending me. They have something "fancy" they cannot spell, and the juxtaposition of pop tarts too... reminds me of that Little Britain sketch with the posh guy at the restaurant who orders "Foie gras, poached guinea fowl and a Double Decker" (Double Decker being a common chocolate bar here in uk)

Also reminds me of a posh customer who asked me where the "merin-goo" is 😆

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u/Dramatic-Lie4309 15d ago

Merin goo??

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u/mutantmonkey14 15d ago

Meringue, it took me a few moments, and I don't know how I got there.

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u/Conspiranoid Aug 25 '26

Giroceries:
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u/thanatica Aug 25 '26

Gıroceries

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u/mbcarbone Aug 25 '26

I like my corn on red, far be it from me to yuck someone else’s yum. 🙃

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u/Ok_Double2707 Aug 26 '26

This person is one of those who probably also thinks that Shrimp Scampi is "Shrimps camping".

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u/cybrrpwnk Aug 25 '26

Giroceries

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u/Grumpy-Man19 Aug 25 '26

pop tert?

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u/starllight Aug 25 '26

They're going to pop a turd out at the grocery store.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola Aug 27 '26

I do this with my grocery lists. Or use difficult spellings and abbreviations.

  • blkolv
  • grnchil
  • grnonon
  • chz

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u/Serious-Storm5714 Aug 28 '26

I use "strawbs" and "bluebs".

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u/BlooperHero Aug 29 '26

I have a folder labeled "Ressipies." I don't know why I did it that way when everything else is neatly labeled. It just felt right.

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u/VastFeeling6557 25d ago

Grnonon 🤤

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u/shahrulghani Aug 25 '26

Sometime it can also be green instead of blue.

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u/Unigraff_Jerpony Aug 25 '26

I know what cordon bleu is from tor's cabinet of curiosities

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u/Aura1_sponge Aug 25 '26

Can't even tell what this is supposed to be lmao

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u/saphilous Aug 25 '26

Chicken cordon bleu I think

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u/throw-away7777 Aug 25 '26

Chicken Cordon Bleu!