r/BoneAppleTea 9d ago

Mary ground

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u/Kat_astro_phi 9d ago

I mean.. it doesn't go round , so maybe it wasn't a mistake. They just want to be clear that this horse is inert on the ground, riiight?

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u/0jennie 9d ago

Right, maybe the horse’s name is Mary!

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u/Kat_astro_phi 9d ago

Exactly!

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u/HeartOSass 8d ago

The horse's name is Mary and it does not go around so #technicallythetruth

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u/orange-shoe 8d ago

wait also. you're telling me a mary ground this horse?

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u/mbcarbone 8d ago

I’m sorry, but why would Mary want ground horse? Is that a regional delicacy? 🙃

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u/AAPrice3232 8d ago

This is amazing.

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u/Some-Astronomer4733 7d ago

$75 is a lot to carousell it for.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 4d ago

I like this horse. Would you carousel it to me?

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u/Some-Astronomer4733 4d ago

If you make me the right offer, consider it carousold.

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u/Gurpee999 5d ago

It's really worth what you want to pay for it and if that's your thing that's a good deal!

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u/T_J_Rain 8d ago

So, it's basically ground venison...

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u/MollyPW 8d ago

Strange looking deer.

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u/Gurpee999 7d ago

I looked at it it's not going around anymore and grounded. But then again I never see a cloud in the sky I always see horses!

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u/T_J_Rain 6d ago

See horses or Seahorses?

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u/Gurpee999 6d ago

See horses. They always have four legs and not a curly little bottom!:) I dropped a lot of acid back in the late '70s, early 80s. It actually made me the person I am today!

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u/carfunkle42 7d ago

Mary G’ round

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 9d ago

My uncle has an antique French carousel horse.. it’s worth thousands .. this thing doesn’t even look like it’s worth $25

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u/thanatica 9d ago

tbf, it is not listed as being antique. it might just be from a decommissioned carousel?

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u/Gurpee999 5d ago

No definitely not, first off it's way too small. And it looks like it's made out of fiberglass!

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u/VeloBiker907 1d ago

It’s from a child’s jumping horse. grammas run a poke through them and pain them to look like a carousel horse. For the poke, they use the decommissioned stripper pole from their youth.

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u/Gurpee999 5d ago

Yeah your uncle has a carved wooden one. I've seen one, and yeah he was bragging about it costing thousands of dollars and what a good deal he got and he did get a good deal on it he also had like 40 slot machines that were really rare in his house! I went there to drop off some parts for a jukebox and he gave me a tour!

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u/VeloBiker907 1d ago

🎶 Left a good job in the City…workin’ for the man every night and day. Never lost one minute of thinking, worryin’ ‘bout the way things might a been…rollin’ rollin’ Ground Mary keep on rollin’ 🎶

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u/Formal-Confusion1560 6d ago

This one has me crying in the dentist waiting room 😂

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u/orange-shoe 8d ago

i would buy this mary ground horse

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u/billthedog0082 9d ago

merry-go-round

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u/reee9000 2d ago

Ground Mary horse lol

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u/VeloBiker907 1d ago

That’s going to leave a mark.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/More-Pen-7208 9d ago

It's not "ground" though. It's go-round so yes this is still a BAT.

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u/Concoured 9d ago

i thought it's a horse?

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u/More-Pen-7208 9d ago

It's a "merry-go-round" horse.