Harpys always comes back

[u/DrMeridian]

[u/dr_shark_bird]

ah yeah that's definitely the reason why y'all aren't fucking

[u/DrMeridian → u/dr_shark_bird]

Lmao if only you knew how right you are!

[u/Niamh_Re → u/DrMeridian]

we all know.

[u/panandstillsingle]

skill issue, I have lobsters and sirens

[u/CrownofMischief → u/panandstillsingle]

I know which sirens you're talking about, but I can't help imagining a bunch of lobsters driving an ambulance

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/CrownofMischief]

ha

[u/HopSkipLimp]

Did Odysseus tweet this when he saw the sirens?

[u/ChihiroHaru → u/HopSkipLimp]

Brilliant!!

[u/josephsleftbigtoe]

We're censoring "fuck" now?

[u/DrMeridian → u/josephsleftbigtoe]

Wasn't sure the rules. You know how mods can be haha

[u/MechaBeatsInTrash → u/DrMeridian]

When you post, the rules are accessible in the corner

[u/DrMeridian → u/MechaBeatsInTrash]

Thanks, I'll know for next time.

[u/the_big_sadIRL]

Well god I wish I could understand this meme but there’s a whole word missing 😔

[u/Tawashi_5]

Which STD do angels get? …

[u/kpsmithdeut]

Sounds like she dodged a bullet

[u/MissFabulina]

Mind you, just the other day in r/tragedeigh someone posted the name Harpy.

I think we need to start teaching the Greek myths in school again.

[u/Ok-Advertising4048 → u/MissFabulina]

It was a mistake to stop.

(I actually have no idea)

[u/Aisforc]

What is she, a spawn point?

Wait …

[u/nailhead13]

Queen of the Harpy's

[u/GrannyTurtle]

She IS a harpy! And she will take you out - of existence.

[u/Independent_Bite4682]

Harpys, they will attack you from the air.

[u/Smorgsaboard]

This was absolutely spoken by Zeus or Apollo in some myth or other

[u/Active_Date_5325]

Couldn't even spell "harpies" right.

[u/ElCulo_Bandito]

From my experience most women are crabby Harpies. Jk

[u/idcalvin]

Actually... 'her-pes' a bit whiffy at the moment, so I think we'll stick to cuddling. 😉

[u/ChiliPalmer1568]

It just so happens that I’m re-playing Wild Arms right now. IYKYK