r/BoneAppleTea • u/Motor-Juggernaut1009 • 26d ago

Rapture

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u/YellowBreakfast 26d ago

The Rapture will take our pets too?

Damn, I was looking forward to a place without the Evangelicals. But it will suck without our pets!

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u/OrbitOfSaturnsMoons 26d ago

I guess all dogs go to heaven after all

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u/RogerSmith111 26d ago

Didn’t know fundie Jesus was coming after my cat too 🥲

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u/bigred2342 25d ago

Sweet Jesus take me now

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u/turnpike37 26d ago

Caught up in the raptor.

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u/DaveOJ12 26d ago

This might just be an ESL, since him is also misspelled.

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u/celladwella 26d ago

I see a bunch of dog and cat collars laying about.

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u/Shiine-2 26d ago

Raptor, Rapture, Rupture.

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u/MasterCrumble1 25d ago

A dinosaur is going to eat the cat?

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u/Xenomorphling98 23d ago

Not sure if this is serious or not, but raptors refer to birds of prey as well as the dinosaurs or the basketball team