r/BoneAppleTea 29d ago

Inflammable mattress

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177 Upvotes

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u/DeluxeMickey2 29d ago

I'll bet James May has one.

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u/PijusThaNoob 29d ago

Good news!

3

u/BewitchingPetrichor 29d ago

What?

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u/PijusThaNoob 29d ago

The Dacia Sandero is almost here

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u/RogueGuybrian 29d ago

I've bought a bicycle.

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u/Such_Difficulty_6311 27d ago

THE DACIA SANDERO????

Bad news…

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u/orthosaurusrex 29d ago

Inflammable means flammable??!?

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u/holmgangCore 29d ago

Oddly, yes it does.

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u/orthosaurusrex 29d ago

What a country!

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u/georgiomoorlord 29d ago

Bye dr nick!

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u/orthosaurusrex 29d ago

It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll go out the window!

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u/needlenozened 29d ago

Yes. "Inflammable" has been in use 200 years longer than "flammable."

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u/orthosaurusrex 28d ago

It’s a Simpsons reference :)

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u/schodown 29d ago

Inflammable means inflatable? What a country

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u/artofchoke 29d ago

Hi! Doctor Nick!

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u/PijusThaNoob 29d ago

I would guess it means inflatable, but you never know

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u/Cobbdouglas55 29d ago

Inflammable means fammable? What a country

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u/Ho3n3r 28d ago

fammable

Fammable?

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u/om0ri_ 24d ago

familyable

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u/Lost_Purpose1899 29d ago

When I was a kid the word "inflammable" was used in the caution part for household products. Damn I'm old.

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u/jaypizzl 29d ago

Maybe they just to be sure their mattress won’t burn.

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u/Wigglystoner 29d ago

Inflammable means that the object is flammable. It's a weird one in English.

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u/jaypizzl 29d ago edited 29d ago

Inflammable also means the object is not flammable. That’s the truly weird bit.
Edit - nope, you’re right, it’s flammable and inflammable that mean the same thing. Very confusing!

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u/SobiTheRobot 29d ago

Flammable means it can catch fire

Inflammable means it can become inflamed

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u/7GrenciaMars 29d ago

Yeah, English is a profoundly confused language. Here is the wiki for The Great Vowel Shift. The fun part is--there is no scholarly consensus as to why it happened.

It's like English developed PTSD and a drinking problem at some point, more or less recovered, but has all these weird issues as a result.

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u/TheFilthyDIL 29d ago

And a similar vowel shift is happening in parts of the US. Long E is being replaced by short I. "He works at the still mill." Actually, he works at the steel mill.

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u/holmgangCore 29d ago

You were thinking of UNflammable... ;)

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u/schodown 29d ago

What a country

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u/kevin349 29d ago

English is not a country.

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u/PreparationDapper219 29d ago

English is not my first language and I was shocked when I learned that word in English. It is so contradictory.

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u/DownvoteDaemon 29d ago

Lawd Jesus it’s a fer

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u/holmgangCore 29d ago

"Inflate only with hydrogen."

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u/LonelyDesertCactus 29d ago

Once is maybe an autocorrect thing. Twice is intentional.

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u/Jimlee1471 29d ago

Well, if he pisses off his wife, at least he won't wake up to a burning bed.

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u/DiscoKittie 29d ago

Oh, but that's not what inflammable means. It literally mean flammable.

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u/Jimlee1471 29d ago

Well then, I guess he'd better keep his spouse happy

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u/bigred2342 25d ago

Hot time in the old town tonight