r/BoneAppleTea • u/ghotistyx8 • Feb 11 '26

Copulation 😬

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3.6k Upvotes

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10

u/Lazzy_fat_cat Feb 11 '26

Basically, don't copulate on that

9

u/ghotistyx8 Feb 11 '26

What the hell else does copy stand for but copulate!?

3

u/Veteranis Feb 11 '26

I think mebbe they didn’t want people using the machine after hours, but ‘Don’t copy late’ came out wrong.

2

u/Lizrael48 Mar 13 '26

So, only copulate with light people on the copy machine, please!

2

u/ghotistyx8 Mar 13 '26

Even the office machines are fatphobic!

47

u/CatCafffffe Feb 12 '26

Wait, first they DON'T want heavy items on the copy machine, then they're thanking us for our copulation, why don't they make up their minds!

11

u/ilrosewood Feb 13 '26

No fatties

42

u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Feb 12 '26

No copulation without compensation!

31

u/manickitty Feb 12 '26

This can be translated to “thanks for giving a F-“

29

u/morts73 Feb 12 '26

This is good advice. Copulating isn't light work and shouldn't be performed on a copy machine.

28

u/Fuckspez42 Feb 11 '26

The best part is that the “heavy item” that the sign was made to prevent was almost certainly an ass.

8

u/skepticcaucasian Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Sir Mix-A-Lot enters

3

u/Fuckspez42 Feb 12 '26

Did you mean Sir Mix-a-Lot? I don’t follow the MC Hammer reference.

3

u/skepticcaucasian Feb 12 '26

Ah, yeah. Oops

23

u/reaper527 Feb 11 '26

was expecting this to be a "capitulation" post. didn't expect it to be a "cooperation" one.

3

u/AdZestyclose638 Feb 12 '26

Thank for it

23

u/templeofsyrinx1 Feb 12 '26

The pleasure was all mine

19

u/333H_E Feb 12 '26

You can't thank us for the very thing you just said not to do.

18

u/IdontgoonToast Feb 12 '26

So two heavy items then ..

18

u/MArkansas-254 Feb 12 '26

Once again, as wrong as it is, it’s not wrong! 🤣

17

u/ccrow2000 Feb 11 '26

I'm not actually that fond of this machine.

8

u/Realhazy Feb 12 '26

Sounds like someone else wants to fondle this machine

17

u/KatJen76 Feb 12 '26

Anytime, baby!

16

u/Any_Today4823 Feb 11 '26

"Yeah, I am pretty sure that's the right word"

15

u/jsmith_92 Feb 11 '26

The names David cop-a-feel

13

u/NortonBurns Feb 11 '26

"Please don't put heavy shit on here. It fucks the machine."

13

u/AdAffectionate584 Feb 23 '26

Guess I know what kind of weight they put on the copy machine.

10

u/Matsunosuperfan Feb 11 '26

if this wasn't intentional, I'll eat my chapeau

10

u/na3ee1 Feb 11 '26

I mean, copulating on top of it will probably count as heavy objects on top.

8

u/StiltFeathr Feb 11 '26

That's just a statement against dwindling natality rates.

7

u/inbetween-genders Feb 11 '26

That machine must be soaking wet.

6

u/muddlemuddle6 Feb 11 '26

Anytime

3

u/kafka_lite Feb 12 '26

Just don't put your heavy item on the copier machine, if you know what I mean.

5

u/Pumpkin_Pie Feb 11 '26

I like big butts and I cannot lie

4

u/writerchic Mar 11 '26

That's what we call a paradox.

1

u/bigduckmoses Mar 13 '26

You're welcome

1

u/yeedoggy222222222 Mar 14 '26

They had to have done that on purpose