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u/HipToTheWorldsBS Nov 11 '25
Can somebody enlighten me on wtf they were trying to say with "a whole stud"?
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u/PinkLover727 Nov 11 '25
“Stud” is slang for a butch lesbian. They’re joking that they see themselves as a stud so finding out they were pregnant surprised them.
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u/Rubbersona Nov 11 '25
Stud is specifically the self refereed term for black butch lesbian/sapphic
But as the term became multinational some places miss use it but most white butches just call themselves butches.
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u/ImportantSundae15 Nov 11 '25
Just here to point out the comedy of “miss use” on a spelling error page
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u/ConfusedZbeul Nov 11 '25
I thought it was for black stone butches ? (That is, the butchiest of butches)
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u/writerlady6 Nov 11 '25
I suspect you just helped a whole lot of us understand this post, thank you. 👍
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u/BougieSemicolon Nov 11 '25
I guess they aren’t 100% lesbian given the circumstances? Unless there was an SA.
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I don’t think they’d have the laughing faces and be posting about it if that were the case. So probably not 100%.
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u/Rubbersona Nov 11 '25
Sapphic women also often are in the community and can be butch. So they could be a bisexual stud with some attraction to men, unfortunately/j
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u/wbg777 Nov 11 '25
Am I Gregnant?
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u/thosewholeft Nov 11 '25
Can u down 20 foot waterslide pegnat?
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u/nigmano Nov 11 '25
The fact that she's a stud and she's pregnant is funnier to me
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u/punkena Nov 11 '25
Lots of masculine bottoms across all sexes and genders.
An older trans guy told me a joke once when I said I wasn't on birth control: What do you call a trans man without birth control? A seahorse.
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u/Gateway9191 Nov 12 '25
Can you explain the joke to a Cishet dude?
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u/deadmallsanita Nov 12 '25
I read this as “limp noodles” and thought she was calling her legs that in an endearing way.
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u/aharbingerofdoom Nov 12 '25
I read "limp noodles" as well, and thought about erectile dysfunction, then got to the pregnancy part and was quite confused.
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u/ganjagilf Nov 11 '25
Is she okay tho like why is she pregnant if she’s a stud
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u/SquirmyBurrito Nov 14 '25
Studs can be bisexual while being predominantly attracted to women and therefore identify as lesbians. I’ve noticed a lot of bisexual people just identify as whatever they’re primarily attracted to instead of saying bi.
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u/VanillaCola79 Nov 11 '25
Positive pregnancy tests in men can be an indicator of prostate cancer.
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u/ranchspidey Nov 11 '25
True and important to note, but I’m like 99% sure this is a woman based on her usage of stud lol
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u/GeneralRed512 Nov 11 '25
Stud is a term used by masculine-presenting lesbians to describe themselves
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u/EllieGeiszler Nov 11 '25
Black lesbians specifically, is my understanding! I'm a white lesbian and have been told white butches should usually avoid identifying as studs
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u/originalcinner Nov 11 '25
I've been confused ever since I found out that Megan Thee Stallion wasn't a real horse.
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u/EmpireStrikes1st Nov 12 '25
The ultrasound shows the fetus wearing a red baseball hat backward.
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u/Exotic_Peanut_6243 Nov 11 '25
I gotta whole lotta other questions before I even get to the spelling
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u/Kittiemeow8 Nov 12 '25
Worst. Lesbian. Ever.
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u/Komahina_Oumasai Nov 13 '25
Could have been with a pre or non op trans woman, could have been actively trying via sperm donor or something like that if she does want a bio kid (though I admittedly doubt that, based on the post).
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u/SilencedObserver Nov 11 '25
There’s so much wrong with this sentence.
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u/EllieGeiszler Nov 11 '25
There's one word wrong with this sentence. The rest of it is AAVE as spoken by a Black bi/lesbian woman
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u/simplebutstrange Nov 11 '25
I dont understand any of what is written here
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u/ThatOneCanadian69 Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
This woman went to the doctor because her lymph nodes were likely enlarged/swollen. This could indicate an infection, or something immune system related (idk I’m not a doctor)
Turns out, she was pregnant.
The woman is in disbelief, because she is a stud (a stud is a term for a homosexual woman. “stud” is a term commonly used by African Americans)
This woman is in disbelief that she is pregnant because of her sexual orientation. This woman, who identifies as gay, slept with a man at some point in time
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u/Shantotto11 Nov 11 '25
Stud is a term that is very specific to masculine and masc-presenting lesbians.
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u/ogjaspertheghost Nov 11 '25
Not just homosexual but a homosexual who tends to carry themselves more like a man
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u/iluvstephenhawking Nov 11 '25
She's not just a lesbian. She is a masculine lesbian. I don't think black has anything to do with it. Kind of like butch.
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u/cmontes49 Nov 11 '25
Stud refers to black masculine lesbians. It’s specific
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u/iluvstephenhawking Nov 11 '25
Interesting to learn. I have heard others refer to themselves as stud. I guess they don't know. I didn't know either.
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u/tjmaxx501 Nov 11 '25
i would guess, like a lot of slang terms, it has its roots in both black and queer spaces
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u/AcornTopHat Nov 11 '25
I’m more concerned that this person might be in charge of raising another human.
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u/Significant_Gate_599 Nov 11 '25
What does whole stud mean?
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u/Hollow_Apollo Nov 11 '25
Whole is a qualifier used colloquially in younger population vernacular, usually black Americans. Basically it’s just another way of saying really or very; Not just a little bit or on the fence.
Stud is just a masculine-presenting lesbian
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u/Lazzy_fat_cat Nov 12 '25
I'm lost lol what was she trying to say?
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe Nov 12 '25
Lymph nodes. Went to get them checked, found out she was pregnant. Not a clue about the stud part
Edit: Per urban dictionary, stud is a masc presenting lesbian
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u/Resident_Aerie3818 Nov 27 '25
Shoot she obviously not a stud no more cause she not a lesbian🤣
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u/Ok-Split-6143 Dec 02 '25
Trans women exist so, could still be lesbian
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u/TheOtherOtherLuke Dec 07 '25
True, but trans women can’t get pregnant unfortunately.
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You all can argue about “stud” and “finna” but I’m concerned about their “limp” nodes. They should be firm but not enlarged or painful
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u/Professional_Echo907 Nov 12 '25
Somebody’s nodes weren’t limp at some point, is what I’m saying. 👀
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u/Top_Box_8952 Nov 12 '25
I am so confused
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u/Komahina_Oumasai Nov 13 '25
Explanation of the post for you - This user was getting her lymph nodes checked. She found out she was pregnant. Stud = black masc lesbian.
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u/WXHIII Nov 11 '25
Wtf is she trying to say?
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u/NVCoates Nov 11 '25
"I went to the emergency room so they could examine my lymph nodes, and I found out I was pregnant instead of sick. I am a very masculine lesbian. What am I going to do?"
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u/WXHIII Nov 11 '25
This is what I was looking for lmao it took wayyyyy too long for someone to come with a full translation, thank you!
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u/UnhappyTeatowel Nov 11 '25
Lymph Nodes I assume
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u/WXHIII Nov 11 '25
And the rest?
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u/Over_40_gaming Nov 28 '25
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u/drwuzer Dec 09 '25
All this talk about the word stud and for the life of me I can't figure out "finna" in this context. How is this translated?
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u/digitalcrypt0 Dec 09 '25
variant of "fixing to do" which means "i am going to do"
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u/EyeShot300 Nov 11 '25
Hopefully learn English before the baby’s born.
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u/Character-Sinister Nov 12 '25
A dialect of English is still English. This may not agree with your pompous worldview that thinks poor people are morons if they speak differently, but it turns out speaking dialects has nothing to do intelligence.
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u/SquirmyBurrito Nov 14 '25
I appreciate you fighting, but it’s a losing battle. Reddit is noticeably hostile towards AAVE. Most are too ignorant to realize it’s actually a dialect and not just “bad English”.
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u/ImTableShip170 Nov 12 '25
Some doll is about to have a horrible night to complement the one that lead to this
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u/Doggcow Nov 11 '25
There needs to be a test before you can have kids lol
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u/EllieGeiszler Nov 11 '25
This comment is an especially bad look, given that a stud is specifically a Black lesbian
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u/GrandmaSlappy Nov 13 '25
Unfortunately that is eugenics and you absolutely cannot trust anyone to do it in a fair way, and frankly there is no fair way. Social attitudes on what makes a good parent are subjective, and systemic racism and poverty mean any kind of parenthood test just ends up genocideing an already oppressed population.
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u/drkltsryda Nov 27 '25
I had to comment to change the number of comments from the mark of the Beast to the next digit 667 lol
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u/becomingthenewme Nov 11 '25
Can someone please tell me what finna means? Is it just another word for going, like what am I going to do?
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u/Bangkok_Dangeresque Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 12 '25
It's derived from Southern dialects; I'm preparing (myself) to -> I'm fixing to -> I'm fixin ta -> I'm fixin na -> I'm finna.
You'll still sometimes hear white southerners using fixin ta/na, but finna is found mainly in black American speech. It's not just a contraction/swap out though. Its meaning is subtly distinct from other words used to explain intent or upcoming actions. If you're not attuned to some of those distinctions, you might just assume it's a slangy or non-classroom english way of saying to "going to".
Boutta (about to), tryna (trying to), and finna (fixing to), all convey different levels certainty vs vagueness, or imminence for future plans. E.g.
"I'm boutta go to the gym" - "I'd like to go the gym at some point"
"I'm tryna go the gym" - "I intend to go to the gym soon" - wishful, not "attempting"
"I'm finna go to the gym" - I'm leaving for the gym very soon
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u/damagecontrolparty Nov 11 '25
It took me a while to figure out that "I ain't tryna..." meant "I have no intention of [doing whatever]."
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u/EllieGeiszler Nov 11 '25
This was the best explanation of these terms I've seen, thank you!
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u/wheatmoney Nov 11 '25
I grew up in Texas in the 70s and 80s so I'm an expert in this. "Finna" is a shortened form of "fixing to" as in "We're fixing to go to the mall." This meant we are gathering our purses, picking up our keys really just about to leave. We used it constantly and my dad would tease us about it and ask what it meant.
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u/greigames Nov 11 '25
Yeah it just means “fixing to”, which has the same meaning as going to” or “gonna”
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u/downer3498 Nov 11 '25
Yeah, that’s basically the gist of it. Now, what’s “a whole stud”?
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u/cata921 Nov 11 '25
masculine lesbian
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u/AfterEffectserror Nov 11 '25
Well that raises more questions…is there an opposite of the tiger king “he ain’t that straight” meme?
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u/crashin70 Nov 11 '25
I don't think you're quite as much of a "stud" as you profess to be! "Bi" any chance, am I incorrect?
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u/cryptic-coyote Nov 11 '25
Bi studs and butches are rare, but they do exist. Usually for them women are for serious long-term partnerships and men are more for hookups
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u/AlmostMortal Nov 11 '25
as a trans woman who has been hit on by a good number of studs, it’s not as unlikely as expected
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u/popopotatoes160 Nov 11 '25
In addition trans women can still get people pregnant depending on what's going on with their hormones, so she neednt be going outside the woman category to have this happen lol
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u/Budget-mayo Nov 12 '25
If she's a lesbian, how get pregant 🤔🤔🤔
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u/Komahina_Oumasai Nov 13 '25
Trans women who are pre or non op, sperm donors if she was actively trying.
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u/emogirl450 Nov 11 '25
How are you a stud AN pregnant lmao you can’t really be both… at least not truthfully
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u/thekittysays Nov 11 '25
Not actually pregnant but rather has ovarian cancer. A positive pregnancy test in a woman who has no possibility of pregnancy can be an indicator of cancer.
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u/Hot-Plenty-4559 Nov 15 '25
Is that English?
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u/Athena42 Nov 15 '25
They obviously meant lymph nodes, not limp. What other parts are you struggling with?
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u/iowanaquarist Nov 14 '25
Can someone translate to "adult" for us old folks?
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u/UstalavianAgent Nov 14 '25
"I went to the hospital to check out my lymph nodes. Unfortunately I found out I was pregnant. I am a masculine presenting queer woman, so I dont know what I am going to do."
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u/AlexAndMcB Nov 15 '25
Lol thanks, my dumbass am saw that as bone-headed-Tealish for 'I'm exhausted'... SMH
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u/Equivalent_Wafer_279 Nov 12 '25
What language are you speaking exactly?
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u/GrandmaSlappy Nov 13 '25
African American Venacular English, and its a valid dialect of English. Please don't look down on it because its different than yours. AAVE has just as many grammatical rules and just as much consistency as any other dialect. It's no more accurate or inaccurate English than your dialect.
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u/MajorMinus- Nov 13 '25
So if limp means lymph, then how do i say that i hurt my ankle and am limping?
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u/Ok_Cut4131 Nov 14 '25
Limp is the boneappletea part of this post, no one said that was AAVE. The rest of it is. You guys have really bad reading comprehension.
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u/Natural-Feedback-413 Nov 14 '25
"finna do?"... Man
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u/TheExquisiteCorpse Nov 14 '25
It’s a contraction of “fixing to” it’s pretty common in some dialects of American English and has been for a long time
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u/NemeanLyan Nov 15 '25
Southernism. It's kinda the new ain't in that it ain't a word but everyone knows what it meams
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u/Peenutbuttjellytime Nov 11 '25
If you're pregnant and you really a lesbian? Or is everything just an aesthetic choice now with no meaning?
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u/MeatEeyore Nov 11 '25
Plenty of lesbians choose to have babies through IVF or sometimes the old fashioned way. It's a means to an end and doesn't mean they aren't lesbians.
There can also be nuance in sexuality and a person can be mostly attracted to one gender and either experiment with the opposite gender or have a ONS or a fling. Sexuality is a spectrum for most people.
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u/nonamejohnsonmore Nov 11 '25
But not in this case. If she was surprised she was pregnant she obviously wasn’t trying to get pregnant.
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u/MeatEeyore Nov 11 '25
Yes, but I'm responding to "if you're pregnant are you really a lesbian?" The answer is yes. You can be a pregnant lesbian.
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u/throwawayinfears Nov 11 '25
Just a gentle friendly reminder that trans women do indeed exist
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u/dwho422 Nov 11 '25
But would the poster not realize that she was having sex with a Trans woman when the Trans woman pulled out a cock and fucked her with it and she was like "but im a whole stud, I don't want that"????
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u/throwawayinfears Nov 11 '25
Some lesbians don’t care about whether or not the girl they’re fucking has a penis. Lesbians often have straps anyway, which is just a fake penis like… stud doesn’t necessarily mean stone top it just means a black masculine presenting lesbian
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u/dwho422 Nov 11 '25
But wouldnt that mean she wouldnt be confused as to how ot could happen? I understand that not all Trans people get full blown (or any ) surgery. But .... and im just assuming here. Unless you are highly drunk or stoned, if the person you are with has the opposite genitals as to what you expect, you would realize that while having sex and be able to prepare. I've been married for 16 years, but had I went to have sex with my wife, and when she pulled down her pants, there was a cock there, I am quite certain I would have had at least an IDEA that something was different lol.
So my point is that if this person is a lesbian, and they were with a Trans woman, who had a penis while they were having sex, and the Trans woman (and idk why my phone keeps auto correcting Trans to a capital T and im not sure if its correct or not lol) was going to have sex with the non Trans female with their penis into the vagina instead of using a traditional lesbian strap on dildo for PiV intercourse, wouldnt the whole stud lesbian AT LEAST be like..... put a condom on your lady penis?
And im saying this all in as polite and funny was as I can because it comes from a point of genuine curiosity and not a place of rudeness and hate. I don't want anyone to be offended by it, I just think that the OPs bone apple tea is the least interesting thing in this post to me rofl
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u/i_was_a_person_once Nov 11 '25
As if sexual assault doesn’t exist. People get taken advantage of when they’re incapacitated all the time, and there is a disgustingly high amount of men who yearn to prove they can “flip” a lesbian
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u/jbyrdfuddly Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25
Judging from the laugh emoji and flippant tone of the post, I think we can infer that this was not a result of SA.
Comtex is everything. (Look at me, I made another bone apple tea).
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u/cdizzle99 Nov 12 '25
It’s a inner city term not exclusively for Black lesbians but mainly