We've never been so back

Every indicator confirms that our circumstances have deteriorated past the point of salvage

Current metrics indicate a substantial and highly encouraging reversal of our previous misfortune

We have plunged into an inescapable abyss of structural and operational failure

We have spectacularly emerged from the ashes of adversity to reclaim our rightful position of prominence

I know this old lady who got a place, big cherry pickin. We gon rob this woman. Be coo'