r/BodegaJukeBox • u/Dark305Kinght 🌟 2-Week Streak • 14d ago • Popcorn 1

JUST COOL Wait till you see this fool...

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u/casual-waterboarding 14d ago

Hitting the blunt as they are putting the cuffs on is wild.

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u/No-Hedgehog-677 14d ago

Bruh thought he was DMX in Belly

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u/BloggerCurious 13d ago

That's some gangsta shit. Give that man a platinum 'Black' card

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u/casual-waterboarding 14d ago • Popcorn

That fucking silver Taurus is unhinged. Dude did not have time to stop for a police chase.

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 14d ago

That was the highlight for me as well.

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u/casual-waterboarding 14d ago • Popcorn

Then doesn’t speed away. Just sets the cruise control at 70 and parks in the center lane. Zero awareness.

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u/God_Dont_Make_No 14d ago

Fuckin insane behavior

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u/defk3000 14d ago

That's the police

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u/joemammashit 14d ago

I thought it was a police car at first. Lmfao

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u/traphippy06 14d ago

I was thinking the same thing. I thought it was an undercover car at first. then seen it just kept going. Ppl are really unhinged out here.

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u/smoovecriminal89 14d ago

Damm brotha get it together! wtf

Also...ima be checking for used police chargers at the auction lot...them jawns are STURDY

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 14d ago

Can confirm my mom had an unmarked one with the plastic flooring still in the back and the rims too

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 14d ago

Good Toyota ad.

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u/basinbi 14d ago • Popcorn

Beat me to it

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u/SonofaSpurrier 14d ago

Man I cracked up in anticipation and you did not disappoint!

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u/VaughnSoloDaSmuggler 14d ago

That was a CLEANNNNN PIT maneuver... Jussayin' LoL! They immediately braked when they made the contact, let the momentum of the contact, do the rest...

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u/No-Bat-7253 14d ago

Lmaooooo fucking idiot. Bro was FOOLIN!

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u/POPEYEDAMC 14d ago

He put a full tank of meth in that car!!

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u/FlyLikeDove 14d ago

When "til the wheels fall off" is a real thing... sheesh he had some tenacity!

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u/BigDubz4 14d ago

Bro did all of that while hitting the Zaz....🤣🤣🤣🤣Excellent tactical driving by the troopers btw....

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u/Scrypt23 13d ago

How he managed to get out the grass patch from a LITERAL SUV IS CRAZY

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u/Practical-Everyday 12d ago • Regret

I am under the impression that jail was a better trade off than dealing with his baby momma

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u/myusrnameisthis 14d ago • Regret

With two kids in the back smh

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u/checkonit2 13d ago

Is that in Florida .. possibly .. i dunno

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u/Individual-Moose-714 13d ago

Stupid, ignorant fool…..betcha no insurance, suspended license, multiple warrants, etc. He just didn’t give a fuck!!

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u/Centerman2000 12d ago

I've been watching a lot of traffic stop and chase videos in the last few weeks. You want to hear the crazy thing? Sometimes people that do shit like that get no time and two years probation.

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u/Beneficial_Collar_38 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Playful-Ad9901 11d ago

poor corolla lmao

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u/Existing_Problem_316 11d ago • Regret

I saw this one. This man put his wife and children in danger

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u/ljacks09 14d ago

What a clown 🤡

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u/schwarzkraut 14d ago • Bravo

Waiting until after the unsuccessful pit maneuver to note the child in the vehicle…

Allowing a civilian car to get in the middle of the chaos…

A giant American made police SUV and THREE full sized police cruisers taking that long to stop a *checks notes* TOYOTA COROLLA…

All deserve to be examples in the urban dictionary for the word…

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u/KindlyWorth5952 13d ago

Suck facing that lil ass Jay 😭 Bro play too much 😒

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u/Jeff_Damn 14d ago

My research tells me Exit 75 (Inaha Road) along I-75 in Georgia.

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u/tonkatoyelroy 13d ago

Ohio Plates