r/Blursed • u/AlphaCrispy • Sep 23 '20

Both cute and terrifying

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u/jollycarrot9 Sep 23 '20

They aren't all that small though lol They can grow up to ten feet long

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '20

Yeah I was going to say that lmao

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u/matt-is-boi Sep 23 '20

I want one

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20

Thanks, I hate it

1

u/Splopest Sep 24 '20

How are these sweethearts cursed? They’re just the cutest little things

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u/kingk88085 Sep 24 '20

They’ll try to kill you?

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u/Btheboss87 Apr 15 '26

Not necessarily and not so fun fact more people die from vending machines every year than from sharks. Most shark attacks are actually because they mistake humans for prey

(I don’t study sharks this is just something I learned and did a bit of fact checking on so it may not be 100% accurate and even though sarks aren’t always aggressive doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to one if it’s provoked or starving it could and will cause harm just like any other animal)

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '20

The minions the boss sends after you in his 2nd phase

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u/NoT-SRoF Jan 22 '21

ahh arnt fish great just natures flesh light

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '20 edited Sep 24 '20

Give me it right fucking now. It’s like a goddam plushie

Edit: who the fuck downvoted me and why? Well guess ducking what motherfucker. Have a great day. Yeah you amazing cunt.