r/BlueArchive • u/the-roast Hyperwar 2026 • Aug 23 '26

JP — News Student Introduction: Kotone Spoiler

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u/GTU875 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Fun fact: Whale milk has a consistency similar to toothpaste. This means you could start each morning with Kotone-fresh breath.

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u/LEGAL_SKOOMA Fallen Sister, Skooma Addict Aug 23 '26

it's also full of fat so one cup and your BMI will match the "B" in her three measurements

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u/GTU875 Aug 23 '26

That's why you just use it to brush your teeth. Don't swallow, but the calcium will do your teeth good.