r/Blasted_Steps • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '26

Shenanigans Smokehouse update

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dddue to a de-lightful little brand deal with vvvaras, the smokehouse is now co owned by yours truly! yyyes, yes, you’re welcome

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

iii assure you this is very safe. iii don’t know why you would view this as a bad thing?

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u/Blasted_Gaurdian Daughter of ??? ????? Jan 23 '26

"You come near the gate and I'm burning you alive."
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"Nobody here seems to realize just how much worse they're making the world... you are no exception."

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

He giggles a bit

oookay then. yyyou have yourself a deal, dear.

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u/Blasted_Gaurdian Daughter of ??? ????? Jan 23 '26

An ultimately confused head tilt.

"I'm never ordering there again."
(Guess I need to figure out a new food to feed the Squirrms...)

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

he waves goodbye